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a man at home gets caught in a flash flood and has to flee to his roof to avoid the deadly waters. by the time the water is at his ankles a man in a boat says "jump in man the water is rising quick" theman on the roof says "no no my lord will save me" so the man in the boat leaves. by the time the water is above his waist a rescue helicopter comes to pick him up. yet again the man on the roof refuses, "my lord will save me" eventually the water rises above his head and he dies. he meets god at the pearly gates and he says "god, what happened on the roof I thought you were going to save me..." god says "you dumb mother fucker I sent you a boat and a helicopter!" Posted Image
Posted ImageU83r 1337: I have a natural tendency to tilt my barrel downwards when I pump it, does that mean I'm destined for stock class?Tmaned: Sounds more like you're destined for rollouts.

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    Guerrilla Air Rep 

    29 Aug 2011 - 18:35
    Happy Birthday from Guerrilla Air!
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    Tribs 

    13 Nov 2009 - 11:34
    Mine is way better
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    Butters 

    03 Feb 2009 - 11:54
    I Like Eggs
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    SOUP 

    31 Jan 2009 - 20:53
    every time I see your name I have to listen to "the Beatles" lol...
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    T-Freak 

    21 Jan 2009 - 22:01
    *shanks*
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    Littleston101 

    29 Oct 2008 - 08:16
    haha thank you
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    {R.A.U.}ThePoonisher 

    21 Oct 2008 - 08:45
    Hey Hey what's up?
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    Bagels 

    20 Oct 2008 - 18:35
    haha, you caught me with your sig trick. And I come on here very very rarely. I just so happen to come across one of your posts and see a sig that I can't read. Who wouldn't be curious to read it?
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    xFixlerZG 

    20 Oct 2008 - 17:56
    no i dont...whats specops??
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    xFixlerZG 

    19 Oct 2008 - 16:52
    no, i live in indian hill:) were do u pla paintball btw
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    SOUP 

    11 Oct 2008 - 21:42
    And remember, I have the kookoocachoo's also... (CON*RAD)
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    coco 

    07 Oct 2008 - 22:45
    hahaha not again aaron
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    God 

    07 Oct 2008 - 12:55
    thats right, i made you.
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    T-Freak 

    05 Oct 2008 - 16:40
    punk butt...
    :D
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    coco 

    04 Oct 2008 - 23:03
    are you happy u got the first true false thread ? =)
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