Vladimir Purin facts:
"Oh god no, do not mention that name"
-Chuck Norris about Vladimir Putin
"Good old VlaPu"
-Macgyver about Vladimir Putin
Before he goes to bed chuck norris checks under his bed for Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin is Jesus's Big Brother
Mikael Kalashnikov made the AK-47 out of Vladimir Putin's hair by Putin's approval.
Adolf Hitler didnt kill himself, he died from fear after he was told Vladimir Purin was comming to get him.
The great pyramids of Egypt ws all built by Vladimir Putin in 2 days, he had a sore back after wresteling with polars bears that week.
Vladimir Putin beacame the president of russia just by saying as a joke that it would be cool to be it.
Vladimir Putin made the Cheezburger network and Trollscience.
Vladimir Putin said to Chuck Norris(or Chick Noballs as Putin called him) if he didnt make TVshop commercials, he would commie punch him.
Osama Bin ladin isnt hiding from the Americans, he is hiding for Vladimir Putin.
In Soviet Russia, there is Vladimir Putin... Nough said!
Vladimir Putin's kids has T72's as toys.
President: Nobben #44
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Edited by Nobben #44, 13 December 2010 - 10:14 AM.