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#1 NZ.Joel

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 02:31 PM

Welcome to TechPB's very own rhyming club, It's a beast!
A club where you can post what ever you want as long as it rhymes, or has assonance at least.
So please come one, come all,
As this club revives from it's fall.

Like most things in life, this club has some rules.
No excessive swearing or you will look like fools.
You obviously have to rhyme, or use assonance it is not the time.

Please talk about what ever you want,
But if you don't rhyme, I have some ghosts just looking to haunt.

Here is your members list, if you keep posting you will be knocked off with my fist!
ShadowZero the returning hero.
K.YO, is in faster then you can throw.
bulldogs7, I hope this club will be your little piece of heaven.
ExtremeFacePainter, I am sure you will make a good icecream container... (best I have).
sullid03, will you marry me?
Baux18,please, while you are in this club, no mating
-Dublin- Screw sullid, will you be my husband?
Dannyboy 678, for reviving this club, you are a true mate.
Welcome atlpaintball24, come inside, I'll even hold the door.

Edited by NZ.Joel, 23 December 2011 - 11:46 PM.

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 03:07 PM

May I join? I haven't a coin.



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Posted 21 January 2011 - 03:12 PM

This club is so win it makes me grin.

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#4 NZ.Joel

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Posted 21 January 2011 - 04:49 PM

This club is so win it makes me grin.

So do you want in?
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Posted 21 January 2011 - 06:59 PM

As I drink some gin, I think I'll be in.

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Posted 22 January 2011 - 03:27 PM

Welcome welcome,
I'm glad you too joined!
I sincerely hope your cars don't get coined!
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Posted 23 January 2011 - 06:59 PM

I'm glad I have joined, I too do not want to be coined!
Tah tah for now, I depart with a bow.

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Posted 23 January 2011 - 09:12 PM

But how will you depart with a bow,
We are online, you deserve a fine,
For the lies you have told, they are getting old ;)
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 12:11 AM

As long as you don't kick me in the shin
I'm in

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 12:20 AM

Jballa is so much win that he is now in

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 12:25 AM

many people ryme win with in, but I shall commit no such sin. see, when "I wish to join" is said by me, I hope you take it undoubtably. On the council, I wish to stay, as I would have it no other way. So now I shall hope and pray, that you should see this post today.
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 02:19 AM

many people ryme win with in, but I shall commit no such sin. see, when "I wish to join" is said by me, I hope you take it undoubtably. On the council, I wish to stay, as I would have it no other way. So now I shall hope and pray, that you should see this post today.

Oh wow, a council.
I dont know how,
I never thought of that until now.
Perhaps if we get more members,
You will be in the newly formed council as fast as fire embers.

Edited by NZ.Joel, 24 January 2011 - 02:19 AM.

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 02:28 AM

I thank you kind sir, for your words do mean much. I will wait patiently as you take techpb in your clutch. I'm sure this club will grow, maybe even fifty times more! It seems we'll both have to wait for what's in store. and I don't mean walmart or target, or even best buy! I mean wait for a wordsmith so clever, so noble...I found him, it is I!!!
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 02:43 AM

You have talent, I will not lie. Remember the limit is past the sky, but please remember, don't become *that* guy.
I'm sure you wont, it was just warning, cause that guy always becomes annoying ;)
Lets hope the club becomes something, I promise will not end up abandoning.
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 04:42 PM

And if you abandon us, we shall vote to see who then drives the bus. ;)

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 05:23 PM

But don't make a fuss, about the bus!

For this bus has magical lights, that glow on bright days and on dark nights!

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 06:08 PM

Oh this metaphorical bus sounds rather nice!
It even sounds better then rice,
that wasn't the best rhyme but it will suffice.
Btw I quite like mice..
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 08:24 PM

mice? ew, I don't like mice.
they don't really seem very nice.
although they're fun when you find them more than twice,
yes, I imply when you find them thrice.

see, I won't be slick and slimy like a mouse
I will show respect when in your house
*that* guy will most certainly not be me
because I show kindness and sincerity.

so don't you worry, or fret, or stray
from the road, on which you drive this "bus"
as I'm not bad, although it may seem that way
when in my rymes, I fucking cuss.

Edited by brokeballr14, 24 January 2011 - 08:25 PM.

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 08:27 PM

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I know Im not trippin
I better not start fallin
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 08:35 PM

EDIT: NM, rhyme is too good.

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 08:37 PM

EDIT: NM, rhyme is too good.

why do you say "it's too good"?
post it, I say! post it, you should.
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:14 PM

I too want to see what you have rhymed in your post!
Maybe perhaps I want to hear it the most!
For I wish to hear more rhyming in this topic,
but if you don't rhyme I suggest you just dock it!

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:16 PM

Wing it, fling it, what ever you want.
Anyone can rhyme no matter what the font.
Even assonance is okay in this club,
easy enough for an illiterate bear cub!
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:28 PM

I see, a bear cub!
You can just go down for a drink at a pub!
If you are feeling good,
you won't need to pull up your hood!

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Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:31 PM

Unless its raining,
Rain on your head can be paining!
A hood will always help
just don't over heat and melt!
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Posted 24 January 2011 - 09:44 PM

Melting would indeed be bad!
Ok, maybe just a tad.
But still, I would hate to melt my head,
mostly while wearing a hood around my bed!

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 05:05 PM

Oh no we are falling to the bottom of the page,
if this dies out i'll have a minor rage.
Keep posting, that will be nice,
in fact, nearly as nice as rice.
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 05:09 PM

for sure, of course, I'll post some more!
well, just until my hands get sore
then I'll go and take a nap
then bonus ball with full auto uncap'd. :D
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 05:11 PM

Don't do that, that would be mean.
You may possibly rupture their spleen.
That would hurt!
And you would feel like dirt....
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 05:27 PM

oh no, I don't mean that!
that's not what I meant by uncap'd!
I meant my hopper would be without a cap
as in lid, now that's a wrap!
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#31 NZ.Joel

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Posted 26 January 2011 - 06:05 PM

A chicken wrap with extra mayo?
Maybe even a side of tomato?
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Posted 26 January 2011 - 06:51 PM

Tomato? Not on a chicken wrap with mayo.

I prefer pickles, they give me the tickles.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:49 AM

pickles with chicken? that sounds gross
I like it with lettuce, mayo, and tomato the most.
and with it, I'll have some Faygo
but make sure you go light on the mayo!
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 12:56 AM

once i saw the title, without pause
I thought that i should join your cause

Edited by K.YO, 04 February 2011 - 01:16 AM.

No, I plan to Gears of War roll into a hut, shoot a motherfucker right in the face, one arm cock that bitch like on the movies and blow a cowering 9 year old right out the goddamn window while yelling hufuckingzah bitches.


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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:41 PM

Thank you for joining our noble cause,
and thank you for not even taking a pause!

We appreciate that you have stopped in,
would you like something from the value bin?

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:45 PM

Hey Ryhmers, here here!
I bring to you a challenge!

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:49 PM

I do like things that are orange,
Like my door hinge.
since assonance is allowed
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 05:51 PM

Holy shit
I've been beat
I'll go grab an oven mitt
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 07:17 PM

Holy shit
I've been beat
I'll go grab an oven mitt
to reduce this heat.



fear not my friend,
for this is true,
its not the end
for me nor you

No, I plan to Gears of War roll into a hut, shoot a motherfucker right in the face, one arm cock that bitch like on the movies and blow a cowering 9 year old right out the goddamn window while yelling hufuckingzah bitches.


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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:15 PM

The end is far from near
Didn't you hear?
All those liars
Handing out those flyers
Claim it's soon to be over
Will just end up in Dover. :D

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:19 PM

Dover? may I drive a dodge?
I'll be pimpin as I pull out of my garage
wow, I feel like I'm rappin hardcore!
I think I'll just ryme some more.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:44 PM

Not to mention that your rhymes aren't the best
But they still put mine to the test
Makes me wonder who spends the most time
trying to coin their own rhymes.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:49 PM

You guys are awesome,
a giant thanks from me!
Because we just made it to page three! :)
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:53 PM

I believe this is quite fun.
I'm guessing you've never thought this could be done?

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 08:54 PM

I thought this club would fall,
obviously not; thanks all :D
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:10 PM

Not to mention that your rhymes aren't the best
But they still put mine to the test
Makes me wonder who spends the most time
trying to coin their own rhymes.

not the best? ok I'll give you that
but they're good enough to hit like a baseball bat
see, I'm not bad luck like a fuckin black cat
cause then that'd mean I'd bring luck, and that's false fact.


but really, I enjoy ryming with ya'll very much.
just like a sexy lady's flirtatious touch,
it keeps me begging for more
and that's just what she's waiting for.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:17 PM

There there, I was only saying I've heard better
All of which came from a letter
My friend, an aspiring poet, sent them in
And I thought they were full of win.

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:21 PM

haha it's all good, friend!
I'm just having fun ryming and conniving, until the end
and because this club is so great,
the end is getting further and further away at an astonishing rate!
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:25 PM

Quite true.
All the trolls can shoo!

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:54 PM

trolls should get a special christmas present...
lumps of coal.
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