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#51 SIEFKA

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Posted 27 January 2011 - 09:56 PM

May I join on this event? Otherwise is you dont I shall vent! With anger and piss it is my ass you will kiss.
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Posted 27 January 2011 - 10:22 PM

Your ass will not be kissed,
not by me at least.
If I have to I will be quite pissed.
For I would rather kiss a beast!



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Posted 28 January 2011 - 03:13 PM

People please please.
Stop arguing, your like bad cheese!
I can't think of a metaphor for that.
but i did just buy a cool hat :D
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Posted 28 January 2011 - 04:16 PM

A cool hat?
I want one just like that.
Hopefully it has a feather in it,
that way I won't feel like shit!

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 04:26 PM

No feather just a face.
Cool eyes and teeth that look like lace!
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Posted 28 January 2011 - 08:27 PM

Lace you say?
Well I say neigh,
lace isnt' cool

it gets ruined when you drool!

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Posted 28 January 2011 - 11:28 PM

What is this?
I don't understand.
Clearly you missed
I must take a stand!
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Posted 31 January 2011 - 06:53 AM

Whats this argument about lace?
I agree, I too think its cool,
On a girl with a pretty face
Emerging from a shining pool
So pretty, garnishing what she has down there.
But surely NO lace on anything i'd wear!


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Posted 31 January 2011 - 07:33 PM

Women are quite a hit or miss
If you find the beautiful one that is
Win her heart and claim what's yours
Just watch out for all the whores. :D

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Posted 04 February 2011 - 01:15 AM

Why have we stopped? This thread cannot be dead
since there are so many rhymes to be said
This club shall not end up in the fire
Come one, come all! Let's build an empire!

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Posted 04 February 2011 - 01:36 AM

Oh sorry, I have been a tad busy
With the start of school, and my hair going frizzy!
I promise I will post some more,
And perhaps I will have a smore.
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#62 K.YO

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Posted 06 February 2011 - 01:48 AM

Smores are a tasty treat,
just don't eat them with your feet.
Ive been busy with school too.
Has anyone here done something new?

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 12:30 AM

I've gotten my dame
Now it's time to play that love game
Who says it's tough?
I find it quite rough...

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 02:40 AM

As do i with my own lady
though i kinda find her shady.
Sometimes i doubt her class
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Posted 07 February 2011 - 07:16 PM

You my friend, can join the club
The club that gets all the wub
I believe my women is beautiful
She always makes me so tearful
He beauty is like a daimond
Unscratched and shining
She had always told me to stop my whining...

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Posted 07 February 2011 - 10:33 PM

Shadow, stop your whining!
Thats what she said,
perhaps in her head?

I'm sorry for not posting,
I was sort of roasting.
My homework that is.
Ugh, it makes me want to have kids!

#67 NZ.Joel

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 12:12 AM

Kids you say, that will be a mistake!
They are evil in a different make.
Perhaps they are more evil then a snake.
As long as they are not fake...
If it's a boy, name him drake.
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Posted 08 February 2011 - 09:37 AM

Maybe it me but when i read this thread
A voice like sues lies in my head
"Everything that shines aint always gunna be gold."-Kid Cudi


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Posted 08 February 2011 - 04:41 PM

You had better make that deuce
Cuz I too hear Dr. Suesse
Im sorry if this sounds like spam
but i just ate green eggs and ham

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Posted 08 February 2011 - 06:38 PM

Spam is better than green eggs and ham
when I open the can I just yell BAM
and I tell the cashier at the mcdonalds yes mam
cause I gotta show respect to my mckeedees
before I go and travel the deep blue seas....

#71 NZ.Joel

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Posted 09 February 2011 - 01:03 AM

Mcdonalds; ew that is just yuck!
All the serve you is fatty muck.
Got to subway and with out diabetes you will stay.
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Posted 16 February 2011 - 09:50 AM

Oh please oh please dont let this thread die...
as surely i will cry...
For this is the most creative thread of all
We must make sure that it does not fall...
So anyone who can rhyme
now is the time to show your stuff...
this is off topic but does anyone else like PB and Fluff?
"Everything that shines aint always gunna be gold."-Kid Cudi


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Posted 16 February 2011 - 07:59 PM

I must say I've never heard
Of something that sounds really absurd.
I've been busy with homework too.
As all the grades show through
And since I seem to be passing with luck
It's not as if I'm a duck.

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 12:59 PM

I'm going paintballing today.
7-8 teams should be there.
On the score boards, we will get away.
Put the others in fear!
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Posted 19 February 2011 - 06:38 PM

well joel,i wish you the best of luck,
have fun as you slide, dive and duck
I hope your team mows and you rock.
Just be sure to take off your barrel sock.


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#76 NZ.Joel

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 11:12 PM

Woo we won,
I'm glowing with glee!
It was so much fun,
I spent far too much on paint fee...
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Posted 20 February 2011 - 06:43 PM

Paint fees are too much
It really hits right where it hurts
But the paint hasn't lost its touch
as long as it hits and bursts.

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Posted 22 February 2011 - 10:46 PM

Cheap paint over here is sixty bucks a box.
Its crazier then a male goldy locks!
But you know, after conversion rates and what not, I suppose it aint bad.
If hydrotech comes out cheaper, I will be very glad!
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Posted 23 February 2011 - 07:25 PM

Hydrotech will hopefully be cheap.
If not cheap like it's rumored to be, I will surely weep.

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Posted 24 February 2011 - 10:44 AM

the cost of field paint makes me feel so woah
especially since they're all F.P.O.
Depending on what you play
the costs can cause your pants to fray.
If you desire lots of trees and space
Prepare to pay one-sixty (160) a case.
If you think airball is more fun
then you just spend 60 big ones.
My paycheque i seem to blow right threw
but i guess the field owners need money too

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Posted 24 February 2011 - 04:44 PM

Just you wait.
One upcoming date.
Paint will be as cheap as a pod.
In this case we surely will pull the prod.
Having to scream "BACK! ALL OF YOU BACK!"
Before they think you're wack
For buying all that paint
you must be a fucking paintball saint.

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 09:19 PM

I think this club needs a bump,
from its terrible dump,
this club needs to JUMP,
and hit a huge post lump.
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 03:13 AM

I will help out too, i guess,
And see what rhymes i can spin.
I hope that i do not digress,
so this club can be full of win!


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#84 NZ.Joel

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 02:55 PM

Hopefully others shall follow you.
Hopefully other will rhyme too!
One day, I can only dream.
That this gets pinned by the moderator team!
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Posted 15 March 2011 - 10:24 PM

Oh please. Don't let this club die.
Or surely I will cry.
Once this thread hits the pin,
My huge head shall spin.

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Posted 16 March 2011 - 01:46 AM

One day, it wont be soon.
But eventually this club will bloom.
Like a flower in the midsts of spring.
It will rise up like a true king.
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Posted 07 August 2011 - 05:39 AM

though ashamed, i must be host
to that hated necropost.
What has happended to this club?
The one that had rhymed the most.

Are we now at a noose's end?
Or what this delay just for pretend?

POST DAMN YOU!
WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
DON'T FADE AWAY
INTO THE NIGHT!
WITH WEAPONS OF WORDS
WHICH SENDS COURAGE TO FLIGHT!


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Posted 07 August 2011 - 11:21 AM

As I shoot my mini I wish for this club to let me ini. :)

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Posted 09 August 2011 - 01:01 AM

I feel this club should let me in
Not doing so would be a sin
See I do not play a sax
But I enjoy rhyming to the max
I don't know what a sax had to do with this
But it doesn't matter because my words are bliss

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Posted 11 August 2011 - 04:46 PM

I dont mean to sound like a troll
But for your memberships to be valid,
the final ok is done by NZ.Joel

I for one welcome you two,
and hope you can rhyme through and through.

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Posted 11 August 2011 - 04:51 PM

Why thank you kind sir I hope he approves
If he doesn't I will be sadder then a horse with no hooves

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Posted 12 August 2011 - 12:48 AM

i hope -OrAnGe- joins just so you cant make a rhyme with his name on the first page.

it would probably make you rage.
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Posted 15 August 2011 - 02:18 AM

Haha hey guys, I thought this club had died.
I haven't been checking much lately, but I am glad you are all still in for the ride!
I will come on more often for you all,
If y'all agree to post some more.

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 07:44 PM

I could always post some more
for i have many rhymes in store.
To post rhymes is easier said,
I hope we can revive this thread.

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Posted 15 August 2011 - 11:16 PM

It is easier said than done.
When more people post we would of surely won.
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Posted 15 August 2011 - 11:46 PM

Sorry but I won't be very active tonight
Football season returned with full might
I am off to sleep, into my bed
Hopefully when I return this club will still be not dead!

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Posted 16 August 2011 - 12:21 AM

Good night, sweet dreams,
as the full moon beams.
Have fun at football,
and good luck to all.

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 01:16 AM

I wonder what tonight dinner will be,
Although any food will bring me glee.
I am so hungry, I am hungry as fuck!
I could eat a raw duck.
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 01:46 AM

I am off to bed once more fair gents
But before I leave here are my 2 cents
If I were you, I wouldn't eat that raw duck
You could get sick, and that would suck

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 02:02 AM

I must concur with Bulldogs7
eating enough raw meat could
mean a one way ticket to heaven.
But I'm sure, your last moments would
not be so nice, as you would be sick.
And you could go to hell, if a dick
you were in life, as well as a sinner.
But enough of that dreary talk,
what did you end up eating for dinner?

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