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#101 NZ.Joel

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Posted 17 August 2011 - 11:36 PM

I ended up eating a lamb chop
Although it was not as good as raw duck
At least the texture did not resemble a feathery mop.
I have to cook tonight, will be worse then raw duck with my luck...
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Posted 17 August 2011 - 11:46 PM

Just take some ramen out of it's seal
Heat it up put some hot sauce in and that's a good meal
It may not make you very full
But you could always eat another bowl

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 02:15 PM

My Dad came home and made a pie!
It was good, that's no lie.
Looks like duck will have to wait,
Don't give me that look, I don't need the hate
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 02:26 PM

you guys are such great rhymers, i don't know if i can keep up with you all.
it makes me want to buy one of those rhyming books you find at the mall.
right now i am eating a hungry-man TV dinner
in the TV dinner category, it's a winner.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 02:34 PM

I dont mean to be acting as rude
by changing the suject away from food.
I hope im not annoying as a bunch of ticks,
I just wanted to point out we're page six!:D

No, I plan to Gears of War roll into a hut, shoot a motherfucker right in the face, one arm cock that bitch like on the movies and blow a cowering 9 year old right out the goddamn window while yelling hufuckingzah bitches.


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Posted 18 August 2011 - 03:49 PM

i would like to join because i do like to laugh,
this club made me read through 6 pages really fast.
never seen so many people rhyming at once,
except for when the football team was rapping in lunch.
please add me to the list, i would be so excited
finally all the poets are united!!

:D

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 08:52 PM

sullid03 that was pretty good
but your nothing like those dudes in the hood
i also would like to be added to the list
if you do not do this, i might just have to brake your wrist :P
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:09 PM

Baux18, those rhymes were clean
Now it's my time, ready to cross the line.
You can let me in, these posts make me grin
Now my times almost over, looking over my shoulder
I see my own trail, now it's time to prevail.
Look straight ahead, now there's my bed.
I start to drift away, it's the end of the day
As another night passes, I put on my glasses
I begin to see, what has become of me
I look at the world, as my dreams unfold.
My name is Dub, let me in this club.

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:28 PM

damm Dub that was pretty sweet
but now your gonna have to take a seat
see my name is baux and ill come at you like group of hawks
once you see me commin, you better start runnin'
see, everyone wanna be me
im so good my student is bruce lee
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:40 PM

I'm not going down like you expected of me
Now it's time to behold, it's time to see
You're heading down the wrong road
I'm turning on beast mode.
You may have taught Bruce Lee
But I'm a Canadian superstar, call me Gretzky.

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 09:52 PM

you being a canuck is scare me?
please im who all the other dudes wanna be
your beast mode is weaker then then your sad rhymes your spittin
your about as fearsome as a kitten
i do have respect for you though
your the only to stand up to me this long, bro.
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 10:06 PM

I'm Morgan Freeman, got that god given voice
Standing up for yourself was a bold choice
I can travel anywhere on the government's dollar
Even to your mind where I need not wonder.
I think we can both agree you wanna see more
Mark one down for me, score.

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 10:21 PM

heh, your keeping score? ive already won
right after your first post i knew you were done
it's ok no one expected you to keep up with me
if i was a gaming computer, you would be the wii
your a fly , and im the venus fly trap
i make you so lost you need a map
you really are being a pest
if you post again, you will have to see the master at his best
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 10:24 PM

Dub and baux will get kicked like wayne rooney,
my "tunes" are awesome, yours are just "looney" ;) (get it? looney tunes? bahaha):ph34r:

Not sorry i interupted so rudly, cuz this ass whoopen's for you, signed by yours truly.

Im at work doing nothing, i got nothing but time.
So i decided to join the club were we can all make ryhmes.

Im a clever guy so these things excite me,

Like a fat guy when he sees cake and ice cream




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Posted 18 August 2011 - 10:40 PM

Now we're on the story called life
With surprises around the corner like Death with his scythe
Wipe your plans off the chalkboard
Your all tangled up like unwound cord
Nothin' wrong with the Wii
I got Mario and Yoshi.
I've gotten this far not time to back down
Your sitting there trying to make me look like a clown?
I'm at times-two you're in slow-mo
You jelly? Come at me Baux.

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 10:54 PM

bahaha this is funny like honking horns,
im gonna sit back and eat some popcorn B)
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Posted 18 August 2011 - 10:58 PM

I'm not sorry for interupting this
But it's time for a true diss
Both of your rhymes are super weak
It makes me wanna punch you in the oblique
Sure you guys can be funny
But you are both weak like a Cher with no Sonny :P

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Posted 18 August 2011 - 11:35 PM

you guys just stay out of this, this is between me and dub
your like a little pest that claimes his mark is bunker rub
if your at times two, them im at light speed
if you keep on going on an ambulance is what your pride is gonna need
you claim you are death?
please dude you must be on meth
and i dont need to make you look like a clown, you already did that to yourself
by sounding more foolish then someone claiming they saw an elf.
no i am not jelly, and never will be
especially of someone who sounds like a she
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 12:01 AM

Hahaha! Props to you Baux
You came prepared for the show.
I'll give you the win for this one
This was a lot of fun!
I guess I still have a lot to learn
You really came down on me stern
In the end it came out good
Just like everything on TechPB should
I would like to thank you for the show
I tip my hat to you Baux.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 12:12 AM

hahah really it was fun
and to be honest i was almost done
your were a fun and very skilled opponent
of this club you are an important component
i hope we can do this again some time
and we can show them the true masters of the rhyme

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 02:23 AM

Ohshit this club is back alive!
You guys have the best rhymes.
I have added all those who asked last.
Keep posting or you will be out fast.

Is the front page looking a bit odd?
With hypertext and other acts of god...

Also should I delete the others who no longer post?
Or should I give them a chance to revive their ghosts?
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 12:09 PM

I think you should give them another chance
For they might be just stuck in a trance
I don't know what's keeping them from posting.
Though I am not sitting here boasting
I just came to say
Cheers to another wonderful day.

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 03:38 PM

It seems winter is finally coming to an end,
It has been cold as hell for the last month my friend.

As for the older members, I will re ad them if they start posting again.
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 04:07 PM

Im sure that the old members arent dead,
they probably forgot this thread.
If they see our club above most,
Im sure they'll be inclined to post.

Fall is coming, but theres been
nothing but warm weather here.
In the Northern hemisphere
is what i mean.


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Posted 19 August 2011 - 05:05 PM

I wish I could just have an endless summer,
and swap hemispheres as winter is a bummer!
Paintball season all year round,
That will be amazing, with no muddy ground.
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:11 PM

With no muddy ground, comes the chance of heat stokes.
108 degrees? This must be a joke!
Texas gets so hot it causes me to run slow,
I need to fill up on drinks, like tanks get rehyrdod.
Except for me its more frequently,
So thats why i love winter, it keeps me in my serenity.
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Posted 19 August 2011 - 09:29 PM

I have to agree
With the post above me
It's 7:30, the sun is setting
And to 100 it is just now getting
It's too hot to paintball
For those with cooler temperatures, I envy you all

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Posted 19 August 2011 - 10:54 PM

I envy you all as well,
and that is not a tall tale
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Posted 20 August 2011 - 01:59 AM

It seems New Zealand's summer heat,
Is warm enough but doesn't cool all your meat.
I would like it to be a bit warmer in summer though... sigh
35 Celsius would be a perfect temperature high.
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Posted 20 August 2011 - 11:52 AM

wow this club really is taking off
and i hate winter and especially when i get a cough
winter around here means no paintball or fun
becuase school is back and blocks the sun
last year we had a little too much snow
20" can really ruin your flow
but ice hockey starts in the winter on the bright side
with my flyers playoff bound, it should mean for a fun ride.
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Posted 21 August 2011 - 04:09 PM

Ohmy, my training made me sore.
Today I think I will hide behind my bedroom door.
I am glad I got Monday off,
Teacher only days are great, you don't even need a cough
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Posted 22 August 2011 - 09:49 AM

^what were you training for
that made you so sore?

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 12:52 AM

The training was very hard,
It sure burned off some lard.
We practiced MANY super man dives,
We were starting to fear for our lives.
I also practiced many different snake crawl,
But I have a lot of mass to haul.
It was a LONG training will many different drills,
But still, it was better than running up hills.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 02:34 AM

Football was bullshit today
I wished I could've gone away
Our coach was being a dick
And we ran so much it made me sick

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 03:24 AM

If you keep at it, it will get easy,
even though your coach may be sleazy.
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Posted 23 August 2011 - 03:36 AM

He usually is a fun guy
But tonight he wanted us to die

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 10:37 AM

our coach is cool
unlike our other coach who was a tool
we don't run to a lot
becuase he knows what we got
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 12:24 AM

What music do ya'll like?
I like basically all variations of rock.
Anyone who can actually use a mic,
None of this bullshit pop.
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:02 PM

I really like anything Marshall Mathers
it's really the only thing that matters
If you don't know what he's A.K.A
His rap name is Eminem, eh.

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 11:25 PM

Oh I would have to disagree,
but I am afraid that will not bring you glee.
Eh it's your taste in music.. not me.
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 11:28 PM

well i have a huge hurricane heading my way
saturday should be a fun day
this is funny becuase we just had an earthquake
people are saying this is the start of 2012, but that is about as truthful as cake

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 12:42 AM

So i probably wont be around for a while,
Because i'll be chillin in Florida in style.
walking around disneyworld will be fun
as long as im not hit by a hurricane
why would i schedule a trip in a wet season?
becuase im fuckin insane.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:07 AM

No, just because it is cheap.
It is sometimes worth the leap.
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Posted 07 September 2011 - 09:56 PM

I dont want this club to die
in such a blink of an eye
With my left hand in the air
I do solemnly swear

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 01:52 AM

We need more people to come in here,
We need more people in our rhyming lair.
We wont hurt you, we wont scream!
If you post here it will be our dream.
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 03:26 AM

its all too quiet
up in here.
lets start a riot,
i'll bring the beer!

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Posted 16 September 2011 - 09:55 PM

Only if others
Join the party
they are under covers
trying? Hardly.
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Posted 16 September 2011 - 09:59 PM

it's a matter of time
i intruduced you guys to the true master of the rhyme

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 03:06 AM

Nice peter is a boss,
have you seen his other channel?
If not, you are at a loss.
Nicepetertoo is no cold flannel.
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Posted 28 September 2011 - 07:39 PM

I'm am very sad
I feel so deeply bad.
It seems I've been gone for ages.
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