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#101 Josh13

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Posted 29 October 2011 - 10:35 PM

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 02:15 AM

i tagged a noob out then used him as a bunker to shit his friend, who shot him many times

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Posted 30 October 2011 - 03:36 PM

I was playing with a bunch of renters 6 on 6, not to be sexist but there were 2 guys (me and another guy) and 4 girls, I told everybody I was going for the back bunker and I need to be able to shoot out both sides so please take a different bunker. The horn blows and I find myself at the bunker shooting out my right toward snake then trip when I am going to start laning on the 3 people in dorito to trip over 3 girls, I was able to get 2 of them to move but the other one would not move. I said fine and went to replace the guy who was covering snake and told her to tell me if anybody got to a place where they could shoot me from the left.

At this point it pretty much turns into me occasionally shooting at the person over in the other corner and the person 15 feet away from me in the snake, I never got either of them out because I got shot in the center of my left shoulder blade :dodgy:

They were good people but I really over expected things in the terms of tactics.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 04:57 PM

Running into the snake Dive in. Crunch ping snap. Uh oh. Deadly wind barrel snaps off I start running and randomfiring every where

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 05:45 PM

My very first game on an airball field when I was 10 years old, it was 4 against 4 my team was all rentals, not even 5 seconds pass and we lose the game!
To this day I have never lost a game that fast

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 01:21 PM

Playing woodsball & had just wiped out the opposing team when out of nowhere a guy comes leaping out from behind a tree like fucking Rambo shooting everywhere all panicked...their where 4 of us just standing their & he missed all of us....

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 05:02 PM

guy comes leaping out from behind a tree like fucking Rambo shooting everywhere all panicked...their where 4 of us just standing their & he missed all of us..


Hahaha I have seen that before

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:43 PM

it was my first time ever playing airball and i was playing with these 2 guys that were on a team. so after a few minutes, we are the only ones left, and the 2 guys are yelling back and forth enemy postions to us using abrieviations like d2, s1, ect. i had no clue what they were saying so i asked one of the guys in the middle of the game what d3 meant and he replied "it means dorito 3" and i was like lolwat?
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Posted 06 November 2011 - 02:30 AM

it was my first time ever playing airball and i was playing with these 2 guys that were on a team. so after a few minutes, we are the only ones left, and the 2 guys are yelling back and forth enemy postions to us using abrieviations like d2, s1, ect. i had no clue what they were saying so i asked one of the guys in the middle of the game what d3 meant and he replied "it means dorito 3" and i was like lolwat?


one of my first times playing indoor after not playing for a few years i was playing with a professional team who were running a fun practice thing, they explained to me what they were calling the bunkers but i kept thinking that s3 was FARTHEST from us, so i was in dorito corner and saw a guy slide into snake, he snapped out and i started yelling out s3 s3 s3 our snake player thinking the guy was RIGHT in front of him jumps up and goes to bunker him, runs down an empty bunker and gets lit up by the snake player who was actually in s1 which i thought was s3, and in the middle of the game one of the other pro players started to explain to me exactly what happened and why i got him shot the fuck up, he wasn't happy when he walked off and i felt terrible like a dog that peed on the carpet, so i went and apologised and he was cool about it and said don't worry but when it happened i was like lolwut the whole time and he stopped just as he went past the empty bunker and had this look of LOLWUT....*pain*..."out"... still feel bad about it to this day lol

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 03:18 PM

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Posted 07 November 2011 - 07:10 AM

We had a bunch of rental players on our local field, and two of them had own markers. They went to the chrony and it shows 475 I was like "wtf?!" (Here in Germany speed is limited to 214 fps...per law).
I asked him if he had modified the spring inside the regulator.
He told me "I bought it that way!". And shortly after that "We were playing like this forever".
I also took a look at his mask and thought it was dirty, no the Mask was severly damaged...


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Posted 10 November 2011 - 07:46 AM

Me and about 4 friends went to our local field and seeing as though there was 5 of us we decided a 2 on 3 match and we get to playing and I shoot out one kid and my friend shoot put another so we decide rus it so we sprint up to and my friend runs right into the snake falling over and shootin himself right in the nuts. It was hilarious even the ref at the field was dying he was laughing so hard
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Posted 20 November 2011 - 10:26 AM

Playing pump, snapshooting a guy while I was behind a half deflated rocket (I had to hold it up lol) and I get hit. And then I get hit again, and again, and ultimately about eight times in rapid succession (2 seconds). I had my gun up the whole time. As I'm walking out, middlefinger the guy that overshot me.

Same game, the guy that shot me was shot by our back right. Nice shot too. Guy walks down whole side of the field and gets in his face in the middle of the game and screams assorted profanity at him. It was kinda funny because our guy completely disregarded that fact he was there lol.

A few games later, my friend and I playing pump are at two rockets (perpendicular to each other on the field, about at the 25-30). I get hit, I walk out. He's still in. This guy runs up to try to bunker him, misses all of the five shots he fired and gets hit once by my friend only to have it break on him. My friend resumes his concentration on the guy he's snapshooting, with the guy yelling at him that he was out and everything. He then turns around and walks to our home player and shoots him for no reason pretty close from what I heard. The kid is ten. I wasn't there, but that was my friend (the other pump)'s recollection of it.

Almost all of the people were over 300 (field likes you to be at about 290, they were all around 315-320) and were really bitchy about having to chrono. Guys had their barrel socks off and one shot the ground and a piece bounced off and hit me in the face, kinda near my eye. I told him, "Bro, put your sock and and turn your gun off!"

All he basically said was, "I didn't shoot you, I don't really care, and neither does anyone else." Then he proceeds to walk away with his gun still on and his sock still off.

Also, the little ten year old was told by his cousin to go bunker the snake, so he does, but doesn't know that there are two in the snake. Therefore, bunkers one and gets shot a couple times from close range. Kid goes and starts crying, but he was only shot about 4 times. The kid's cousin (about 25, big guy, kinda muscular, won't take any shit,) gets up in the guy's face. Later he apologized because he realized he didn't shoot him that much. The guy was really pissed at his cousin though.




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Posted 20 November 2011 - 03:23 PM

out playing woodsball with my bt delta for the first time, 5 min later only have about 6 paintballs left i'm the last one, they have 4 people moving up the field, i get shot out and while walking off the field my friend comes up and says "why didn't you just surrender, i would have" i just looked at him at punched him in the gut and walked away, and he was like LOL WUT?!?!?!?
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Posted 06 December 2011 - 11:30 AM

Snuck up on my friends little brother and shot him in the butt and he pissed himself.

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Posted 06 December 2011 - 09:12 PM

Didn't happen to me but.... My friend went "Rambo" lmao. He was the last one so he decided to run up the middle of the field screaming at the top of his lungs, RAMBOOOOOOOOO!!1!1!
It was so much more funny in person because he's like 4foot7 and he has a huge ass project salvo with which he insists on hip firing at all times.

When he got hit, he dropped his gun, fell to the ground and started rolling around screaming RAMBO DOWN! RAMBO DOWN!!!!!
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Posted 09 December 2011 - 11:49 AM

I was playing recball on a small field with a borrowed Spyder, and there was a kid who kept trying to snap shot me even though I was behind some serious cover. So, anticipating him snapping out again, I unload on the corner he's been popping out from, hit his mask, and I stop shooting after I realize it... the lolwut? Well I was mashing the trigger as fast as I could, so there were a million balls in the air, and as soon as the kid got hit, he started sprinting for the dead zone, so there are still a couple shots flying towards him, and they are falling from loosing speed... Corn holed the kid 3 times. How do I know? He yelled "OW, HE JUST SHOT ME IN THE BUTT HOLE"

Another one is when I was playing woodsball, I was 1v1 on a guy with a much better marker, he was laying down some serious paint, and I was just trying to not get out. I started backing up, nearly fall, and he shoots my hopper off. So I lean down to pick it up, all the while backpedaling, trying not to fall, and picking up my hopper, I pull my butt cheek muscle, stand straight up and get clocked in the mask. I was laughing, I guess it has to happen to you for it to be funny lol

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Posted 09 December 2011 - 09:07 PM

I was playing on the 27th, and it was terribly rainy up here. Puddles were everywhere. We decided to play on the speedball field, and I dove into the snake twice, getting soaked each time, but I hardly ended up feeling the water because it all went numb for the rest of the day. I also got shot right between my index and middle finger while walking the trigger. The paint was red-filled, so I scared guys at the deadbox with red goo dripping down my hand.
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Posted 11 December 2011 - 12:16 AM

Snuck up on my friends little brother and shot him in the butt and he pissed himself.


Like he literally pissed himself. I'm not kidding.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 04:43 PM

I was playing at a fort once and someone took a paint grenade and threw it at the wall and got half our team out in about 5 seconds.

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Posted 11 December 2011 - 08:53 PM

watched a kid go to the snake today and as he gets in their the barrle of his gun snaps and stabs the bunker he pulled it out and kept playing the people at the feild were like wtf happened an he told them the feild owner started rolling and told him dont worry about it ive got another one of those bunkers but your barrle i cant help you with
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 05:51 PM

capture the flag Woodsball with a 98

I find myself directly beside the flag station. About two people a minute from the other team run up to the flag station and i get them all out.

on the right side of the station there is a pathway, and a big group of small trees is between me and the pathway. Some guy runs up the path, sees me through the trees, unloads like 50 balls on me with his ego, but none of his brittle paint gets through the brush. I watch this and wait until he runs out of paint, walk around the brush, and shoot him out while hes reloading. The ref/owner of the field that was chillin with me was like lolwut?
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Posted 15 December 2011 - 05:59 PM

my mate got shot on the bounce vest, the ball bounced up, under his Jt Flex 8 mask, hit him on the lip and near KO'ed him. I mean the ball tore his lip up and he was so dazed he took his mask off and was blubbering around mid game.

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 01:26 PM

Yesterday we were playing slapstick, the stick was in our favor, and the ref started the countdown. About 10 seconds left in the game, there were two guys behind a bunker about 20 yards away on the other side of the stick that I had been keeping in that bunker. With the time almost out, they both ran out of the same side of the bunker, sprinting towards the stick. I fired a few shots, and got them both out. They both limped oddly off after calling themselves out. The game ended and I went to make sure the limpers were ok. Turns out I had hit them each one time, directly in the "important" bits. Oops!
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Posted 17 December 2011 - 03:28 PM

Going to a mainly out door paintball field that also has a speedball field, with a motley crew of fellow experienced players (all woodsball players). Unfortunately we were told that due to the high number of inexperienced walk-on's we'd have to play a round on the Speedball field with some of the speedballers. No big deal really, we all had electro guns, but we figured we were gonna get stomped, but it was still fun. We show up, bedecked in our woodsball gear and the game starts. It's a pretty fair trade, but one kid who had been talking some shit about "woodsballer" is on their 40, dorito side, with a relatively decent gun (I don't recall the model), and was hosing the far corner. Seeing him distracted, I proceed to bonzai charge from the 50, yelling like a demon from hell. Scared the kid so bad with the charge he ended up falling on his ass and getting shot up pretty good. I got shot out as well, but only cause I was laughing so god damn hard that i couldn't move. Guess this kid wasn't as hot shit as he thought he was ^_^

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Posted 17 December 2011 - 09:04 PM

at the indoor field i used to play at before it got closed my friend ran fifty off break and i went to like snake door or something and he was gonna bump outside and he ran straight into a support beam at full speed and just fell on the floor i had to call out cause i was laughing so hard. best moment ever

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 01:57 AM

first time playing at my local field. wearing jeans and a hoodie. my friend and i join a group of about 5. 2 adults three kids about 13. its me the three kids vs my friend and adults. i decide to be the brave one and push up. peek out the side of my cover and feel a paintball hit me. from behind :blink: i turn around and see one of the kids standing there. i ask if he shot me. his reply, "sorry" i go on with the game since it didnt hurt at all. we go back to the staging area and sit and relax while the group refills air and paint and i tell my friend about it. i throw my hood on, a paintball lands in my friends lap. lolwut?? we realize it was from the kid who shot me earlier

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 02:06 PM

Playing yesterday, before game I shot one into the supports for the net (outdoor field) and I watched it hit it (I was about 3 feet away from the beam) then hit the net, and finally hit the ground a foot in front of my spinning, unbroken.

This is brittle-ish paint too, mind you. I don't know how it happened lol.

The beams are a little padded near the side facing the staging area. I guess that's how it happened lol.
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Posted 24 December 2011 - 03:39 PM

shooting a goblin deuce point blank while the guys back was turned and both shots miss then i slapped him with my squeegee :D

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Posted 24 December 2011 - 11:44 PM

I was messing with some friends, and decided to go 1 vs 5. We had bought some Brass Eagle Raptors from Wally World to just for kicks. Well, they had brought their normal markers as well(G4's, Etek's, etc...). But i had forgotten mine. So, I played them with six raptors, all strapped to my sides because I didn't want to reload them. I won. LOLWUT???


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Posted 25 December 2011 - 11:01 AM

Oh so me and my friend were stealthy in a game of capture the flag at my local field I see to people crouched behind a bunker. Im like Hey guys i see the arm band i fall to the ground and all i here is like 2,000 paintballs flying everywhere and im just like SHIT so i crawl to a tree get cover and me and my friend shoot out both of them without geting shot then we took the flag.
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Posted 26 December 2011 - 01:18 PM

I was playing at my local woodsball field. My friends and I (about 4 of us in total) against 12 or 15 renters. We gave then the advantage, and the side of the field with the better bunkers. We eliminate most of the players, and we think there is only one left. We know he was in the home bunker. It was a pretty big fort, hard to attack straight on, so we get about 50 feet away behind cover. We yell to the kid "we got you surrounded, if you want you can surrender." We then hear as a reply "Alright, WE surrender," and 4 guns are held up as the last 4 renters walk out of the bunker and off the field. LOLWUT
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 02:26 AM

Last friday, this was this kid's setup. (probably like 12/13)

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Tactical vest that holds two pods that goes over his shoulders
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Backwards tan hat.

It's not a bad setup, but every game he would bitch and bitch about people who he thought he hit in game. (We all do it, be he was going a little over the top)

He was playing with rentals and spraying all over the bunkers lol

He was actually pretty good, but it was kinda funny watching him yell over and over again lol
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 06:32 AM

got blasted one speedball match, ended in 8secounds, i was at the corner then from non-where a guy was already on our back center shooting me, like WHAT THE HELL ?
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Posted 27 December 2011 - 09:45 AM

Two weekends ago, a rental did the infamous one handed charge then tripped on something and went flying as did his rental gun. Once he hit the ground he army crawled to a bunker and sat there in till he got hit... With no marker in his hands...

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 11:49 PM

Got a bounce off the lens of my mask.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 10:14 PM

I was at my local indoor field, it is required that we have our markers chrono'd by a ref and we have our barrel covers on. I give my gun to the ref to chrono. In the process of new people walking in he completely forgot that my barrel cover was still on the gun. He shot it and paint splattered all over him. Also, the barrel cover flew off and because of the elastic it came back and NAILED him in the head. Me and my friends were like LOLWUT!?

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 03:32 PM

Last weekend it felt like a ball hit my gun, but when I checked it, I couldn't find anything. Checked the hopper, the tank, my arm, everywhere. Nothing. I pop back out and take my next shot which curved horribly. I took my barrel off and squeegied it to find a ton of blue paint in my barrel. The paint I was shooting had orange fill. Somehow they managed to get one so perfectly up my barrel that not a drop ended up on the outside.

I actually felt a bit violated afterwards having just been penetrated.


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Posted 06 February 2012 - 05:46 PM

Last friday, this was this kid's setup. (probably like 12/13)
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Posted 06 February 2012 - 06:11 PM


Last friday, this was this kid's setup. (probably like 12/13)
Spyder Electra
Snow Camo Rotor


Wut.


My exact thoughts.
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Posted 06 February 2012 - 07:13 PM

I shot my friend from across the field off the break inside his barrel from a random shot.

No joke, we were using different paintballs with different shell and fill and he said he clearly saw it go inside his barrel, upon further inspection one of my paintballs was busted up inside his barrel.

I don't think that happens too often.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 03:47 AM

I was using some of my friend crappy JT paint cuz he owed me. I was playing back left aztec snake side. Was snapping with snake and accidentally shot my bunker about 10 times along the way. The paint ended up bouncing off the bunker and hitting the ref in the back of the neck. It was funny seeing him look around trying to figure out who shot him.
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Posted 09 February 2012 - 08:47 PM

This young kid playing for his first time runs up to me and says can i have some paint =D! So being nice, i gave him about a pod of paint and he was like thanks! runs off, forgets to close the lid to his hopper and somehow manages to dump all of the balls on the ground... smh... i was upset and cracking up at the same time.

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:50 PM

I went around the team, turned a corner and a guy was there we both shot and hit eachother in the nut area ( he got it worse :P)

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 10:52 PM

Oh I have another one too, got shot on the hopper rolled up it like a ramp and bounced off my mask. I WAS SO CONFUSED.

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 06:47 PM

So i was at my local field yesterday and was listening to the refs talk about a local d-day secanrio and one of them called for a paintcheck so the ref ran over looked at uhis pods and said "you have three full pods get out there"

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Posted 19 February 2012 - 11:35 PM

i was watching a game with a bunch of begginers and it was speedball the start the game this dad runs strait up the middle of the feild holding his gun like he was in a gang and plowed down a bunker took out a whole team of 7 guys they were like LOLWUT

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 08:44 PM

i was in this bunker once playing woodsball and right beside was like this 7 year old kid and it was his first time playing , and the bunker we was in was getting lit up from every angle, so the little kid pulls out a paintball from his hopper and pops it on his self and calls his self out. :lol:
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Posted 20 February 2012 - 08:47 PM

I shot my friend from across the field off the break inside his barrel from a random shot.

No joke, we were using different paintballs with different shell and fill and he said he clearly saw it go inside his barrel, upon further inspection one of my paintballs was busted up inside his barrel.

I don't think that happens too often.

haha nice :lol:
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:07 PM

every first-game of the day on Xball i get too excited that i always do a bad dive.
but from then on, i play normally but seriously, every first-dive on the game i have to clean my barrel, re-attach my loader and hope the frame still good :D
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