I've been told these people are called cock blockers...
Now, this doesn't just apply to girls, it can be in a convo. with any one.But to avoid these people, you need to understand the different types.
In the catagory of texting:
Ok.Say your talkin to this girl, and you're trying to strike up a convorsation.Guys, you feel me right?So here's how it goes.
You:Hey, are we still on for the movies this saturday?
Right there.You leave me with THAT to respond to?No, F*** you.That's useless.
useewatshedidthar?She just killed that convorsation OJ style.
Waaaiit, convorsations don't have a wife or children......
Anyway, why do that?You couldn't possibly continue that conversation?You are literically incapable of coming up with ONE response to that?
Her:Yep.Have you heard anything about [insert movie here]?
In the catagory of topics:
You know how everyone tells you to never talk about the forbidden 2 topics?That if you talk about religion or politics,the universe is sucked inside out, and everything is backwards.Example, me bieng funny all of a sudden?
Har.Good one, rite?
Religion and politics?
F**k that. NOTHING compares to the 1 below!!!
Don't ever talk about other friends.Ever!!!!!!
Wanna know why this subject is a psychological sh**hole?Here's why.
You:Haha!oh,speaking of that, I was talking to Bob yesterda
Them:Oh, i hate that kid.
Someone got a gold ring I can borrow?I put it on when I pimpslap hoes.
Why stop my convorsation to say something that won't affect the conversation at all?Its useless, and akward.
In the catagory of Defcon 3 Cock Blockers(credit to Dane Cook):
Yea, you know em.This one specifically applies to guys talking to girls.
The guy who stops him, is what we call a cock blocker.Example?
You:Puts arm around hot girl.Hey, do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Girl:Yea, tha would be
Cockblocker:Hey, wait!I thought you and savannah were hanging out this weekend?
Dick face.That's just wrong.But its not as bad as a Defcon 5.Example?
You:Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl:Sure, ill see you arou
Defcon 5:Hey Derrick, How's your aids?
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND STRAP TO YOUR FORHEAD SO I CAN APPROPRIATLY CALL YOU DICK FACE!!!!!!
Yea, you're goin to hell for that.
People can be akward to talk to on purose or accident.Either way, its annoying.
Tell me, how'd you like it?
Edited by iRunTheField, 05 March 2011 - 03:33 PM.