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#1 iRunTheField

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 12:08 AM

Yea, everyone knows about conversation killers.They can be topics, comments ,or just people in general.

I've been told these people are called cock blockers...

Now, this doesn't just apply to girls, it can be in a convo. with any one.But to avoid these people, you need to understand the different types.

In the catagory of texting:

Ok.Say your talkin to this girl, and you're trying to strike up a convorsation.Guys, you feel me right?So here's how it goes.

You:Hey, are we still on for the movies this saturday?
Her:Yep.

Right there.You leave me with THAT to respond to?No, F*** you.That's useless.

useewatshedidthar?She just killed that convorsation OJ style.

Waaaiit, convorsations don't have a wife or children......

Anyway, why do that?You couldn't possibly continue that conversation?You are literically incapable of coming up with ONE response to that?

Watch.

Her:Yep.Have you heard anything about [insert movie here]?

See that?Simple.

In the catagory of topics:

You know how everyone tells you to never talk about the forbidden 2 topics?That if you talk about religion or politics,the universe is sucked inside out, and everything is backwards.Example, me bieng funny all of a sudden?

Har.Good one, rite?

Religion and politics?

F**k that. NOTHING compares to the 1 below!!!

Don't ever talk about other friends.Ever!!!!!!

Wanna know why this subject is a psychological sh**hole?Here's why.

You:Haha!oh,speaking of that, I was talking to Bob yesterda
Them:Oh, i hate that kid.

Someone got a gold ring I can borrow?I put it on when I pimpslap hoes.

Why stop my convorsation to say something that won't affect the conversation at all?Its useless, and akward.

In the catagory of Defcon 3 Cock Blockers(credit to Dane Cook):

Yea, you know em.This one specifically applies to guys talking to girls.

The guy who stops him, is what we call a cock blocker.Example?

You:Puts arm around hot girl.Hey, do you wanna hang out this weekend?
Girl:Yea, tha would be
Cockblocker:Hey, wait!I thought you and savannah were hanging out this weekend?

Dick face.That's just wrong.But its not as bad as a Defcon 5.Example?

You:Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl:Sure, ill see you arou
Defcon 5:Hey Derrick, How's your aids?

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND STRAP TO YOUR FORHEAD SO I CAN APPROPRIATLY CALL YOU DICK FACE!!!!!!

Yea, you're goin to hell for that.

TL;DR:
People can be akward to talk to on purose or accident.Either way, its annoying.

Tell me, how'd you like it?

Edited by iRunTheField, 05 March 2011 - 03:33 PM.

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:04 AM

lolwut?
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#3 iRunTheField

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:10 AM

lolwut?



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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:13 AM

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Fuck raisins.

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:21 AM

I feel like I just read a text version of a Ray William Johnson video.

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Fuck raisins.


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#6 iRunTheField

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:24 AM

I feel like I just read a text version of a Ray William Johnson video.


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Fuck raisins.


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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:44 AM

I feel like with the girl replying "yep" in the text is acceptable. I've often caught myself trying to start a text conversation and stop myself if I know its someone who Doesn't text a lot. It's simple. Texting should not be the way you communicate with a significant other. If you really wanna talk to them then you should actually call them up. Also, your example isn't really a convo starter in the first place. A simple question looking for confirmation and it it's simply confirmed.

TL;DR texting isn't how you have a conversation.

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 01:50 AM

I can think of more then just Politics and Religion.

"Hey! Who do you wanna come back to my place and eat peanut butter off of a dead baby?"

That will stop the conversation AND start muttering and crying! it's a Win Win!

Also, Penis.

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 09:24 AM

I can think of more then just Politics and Religion.

"Hey! Who do you wanna come back to my place and eat peanut butter off of a dead baby?"

That will stop the conversation AND start muttering and crying! it's a Win Win!

Also, Penis.



LoL that's one way to stop it.

And penis yourself!

I feel like with the girl replying "yep" in the text is acceptable. I've often caught myself trying to start a text conversation and stop myself if I know its someone who Doesn't text a lot. It's simple. Texting should not be the way you communicate with a significant other. If you really wanna talk to them then you should actually call them up. Also, your example isn't really a convo starter in the first place. A simple question looking for confirmation and it it's simply confirmed.

TL;DR texting isn't how you have a conversation.



True,that was a bad example.But when its clearly starting a conversation, its annoying.
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 11:36 AM

What about

You: *puts arms around hot girl* hey, wanna hangout this weekend
her:sure, that would be f-
cockblocker: yo!!!! i thought you were hangin out with alex this weekend
her:*looks angrly at you*
you: na, she has umm something else to do
cockblocker:ooh ok, by the way, how is your AIDS been tratin ya?
you: mutters under breath "get the fuck outa here"
cockblocker: OOOH!!!, sorry i didnt mean to cockblock
cockblocker: *skips away like a dickhole*
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 12:06 PM

You:Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl:Sure, ill see you arou
Defcon 5:Hey Derrick, How's your aids?


Way so steal a Dane Cook bit, :tdn:. Needs work.

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 02:38 PM

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND STRAP TO YOUR FORHEAD SO I CAN APPROPRIATLY CALL YOU DICK FACE!!!!!!


that was the most epic post ever
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 03:32 PM

What about

You: *puts arms around hot girl* hey, wanna hangout this weekend
her:sure, that would be f-
cockblocker: yo!!!! i thought you were hangin out with alex this weekend
her:*looks angrly at you*
you: na, she has umm something else to do
cockblocker:ooh ok, by the way, how is your AIDS been tratin ya?
you: mutters under breath "get the fuck outa here"
cockblocker: OOOH!!!, sorry i didnt mean to cockblock
cockblocker: *skips away like a dickhole*



something like that lol

You:Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl:Sure, ill see you arou
Defcon 5:Hey Derrick, How's your aids?


Way so steal a Dane Cook bit, Posted Image. Needs work.



Thank you for reminding me, i need to credit him.He's the funniest guy ever!

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WANT TO RIP YOUR DICK OFF AND STRAP TO YOUR FORHEAD SO I CAN APPROPRIATLY CALL YOU DICK FACE!!!!!!


that was the most epic post ever



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Posted 07 March 2011 - 09:50 AM

"so hows your aids?" - dane cook
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See here's the thing, people who complain about people who are complaining and in turn people jump on the person who is complaining about the complainers by complaining about his complaint because they don't think it's fair because this is the place to complain and they don't think it's fair to complain about the complainers complaining about their complaints so they respond by complaining about him complaining that they shouldn't complain in the section where they should be complaining when it's actually his right to complain about complainers and the complainers are complaining about his complaint, well guess what, that makes you all a bunch of hyprocites.

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Posted 07 March 2011 - 06:03 PM

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 12:36 AM

You forgot to mention the stowaway:
Guy1: Wanna go see a movie?
Gal: Sure! I heard Movie X was pretty good.
Guy1: (Make plans, obviously a romantic date)
Guy2: Oh, Movie X? I've wanted to see that, can I come?
Guy3: Oh, me too!
Guy4: Where's everyone going?
Guy1: (MOTHERFUCKERS).

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 04:55 PM

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you should!

You forgot to mention the stowaway:
Guy1: Wanna go see a movie?
Gal: Sure! I heard Movie X was pretty good.
Guy1: (Make plans, obviously a romantic date)
Guy2: Oh, Movie X? I've wanted to see that, can I come?
Guy3: Oh, me too!
Guy4: Where's everyone going?
Guy1: (MOTHERFUCKERS).



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Posted 08 March 2011 - 06:11 PM

You forgot to mention the stowaway:
Guy1: Wanna go see a movie?
Gal: Sure! I heard Movie X was pretty good.
Guy1: (Make plans, obviously a romantic date)
Guy2: Oh, Movie X? I've wanted to see that, can I come?
Guy3: Oh, me too!
Guy4: Where's everyone going?
Guy1: (MOTHERFUCKERS).


Thats why you seclude yourself and the girl when making plans.


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 07:53 PM

In all honesty, it sounded like you were trying to be funny, which isn't funny.

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 10:44 PM

In all honesty, it sounded like you were trying to be funny, which isn't funny.

???I'm sorry,I don't want to argue,but aren't comedians objectives to be funny?I'm no comedian,but obviously it is funny!
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 05:16 AM

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 08:00 PM


In all honesty, it sounded like you were trying to be funny, which isn't funny.

???I'm sorry,I don't want to argue,but aren't comedians objectives to be funny?I'm no comedian,but obviously it is funny!



Yes, a comedian's objective is to be funny, but a good comedian says what's on his mind and just lets it flow. I like Ron White, he's hilarious (to me) because e just says what's on his mind.

This rant just seemed like you were trying to be funny, not saying what's on your mind and letting it flow. Sorry, but that's just my two cents.

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 08:04 PM



In all honesty, it sounded like you were trying to be funny, which isn't funny.

???I'm sorry,I don't want to argue,but aren't comedians objectives to be funny?I'm no comedian,but obviously it is funny!



Yes, a comedian's objective is to be funny, but a good comedian says what's on his mind and just lets it flow. I like Ron White, he's hilarious (to me) because e just says what's on his mind.

This rant just seemed like you were trying to be funny, not saying what's on your mind and letting it flow. Sorry, but that's just my two cents.


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