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#1 Wolfwood

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:44 AM

http://www.nydailyne...teenage_cy.html

http://articles.cnn....ook?_s=PM:CRIME

OH MY GOD! THE INTERNET IS CORRUPTING THE CHILDREN! SOMEONE CALL SOMEONE AIIIIEEEE!!!!

Or, calm the fuck down.

Read those two articles, both of them bullshit.

The first one, is about a young teenage girl who commited suicide.

They blamed it on "Cyberbulling" sadly, CNN was the only one that actually had some semblance of truth.

The girl was bullied, at school, AND online, but most other sources (google it) claim that it was ONLY cyberbullying.

And the second one, a young mother was giving her young child a bath, went to go play some flash game on facebook and the baby drowned.

These things both happened, and are both horrible, but they are blaming FACEBOOK, not the MOTHER.

What. The. Fuck?

Never before have i meant that so much.

What the fuck people?

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

So many question.

Why are you blaming the internet?
Why are you flat out lying?
Why are you handing picking buzzwords?
Why are you an ass hole?
Why are you falling for this?
Why? Just, Why?

That mother was a dumb ass, and i want to light her on fire, just to see her burn, but am i blaming Facebook because of that? No, why? I'M NOT A BRAIN DEAD, KNUCKLE DRAGGING MORON.

The new scare that the media LOVES, and i mean LOVES more then 2 for one special at Johnny Pimp-a-lot, is the internet.

"Twitter Murder!"

"Video Games lead to Violence!"

"Video Game fight leads to shooting!"

"Satan will rip out your asshole if you use the internet!"

And so on, and so forth.

Let me set up a hypothetical scenario.

You get on the internet, someone calls you a cock waffle on facebook.

You go up to this man, at Subway or something, ask him why he called you a cock waffle.

He calls you an ass hole and says he hates your guts.

You tell him to go fuck himself.

You walk away.

Now, let's say you two had past issues, like, i don't know, you stole his Fiance at their wedding or something, or you stole his cupcake.

Instead of you walking away, he shoots you in the chest.

Now, what do you think is going to be reported?

"Guy get's shot at Subway!"

or

"Facebook argument leads to shooting!"

If you're not an idiot, congratulation's! You win a stolen cupcake that i bit.

I'm getting tired hearing about how "The internet is going to corrupt our youth"

Fuck the youth, i would rather having my kids on the internet looking up freaky porn then having them have to listen to your dumb ass, preaching about how the Internet steals your nipples.

If i call you up and call you a Butt Bumper, are you going to call my phone a prick?

If you do, get off the internet.

Edited by Wolfwood, 10 March 2011 - 07:44 AM.


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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:49 AM

First, and very funny as usual. The insults you make up are very creative, like cock waffle. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:57 AM

yes,i agree,its their fault,not the internent.As always,fuckin funny rant man,you are the best ranter on tech pb.People over react to the internet.Its not the internets fauls,its the dick-sucking peoples fault.
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:24 AM

News stations seem to always want to jump on the balls of any story involving the internet so they can blame the internet.

Can't wait to see how fox has to say :dodgy:

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:30 AM

Well, facebook IS the devil...

Read their terms of use sometime ;)

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:31 AM

Can't say I've ever read the terms of use before...:unsure:

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:39 AM

Can't say I've ever read the terms of use before...:unsure:

It basically says "Any info you submit is ours, and we can use it for whatever we want, including advertising, and selling it to spamming assholes"...even if you close your account :(

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:31 AM

Wolfwood, I got a new sig. Oh yeah.
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 03:12 PM

Usual events during an "Internet incident"

Things blown out of proportion,

people "responsible for incident" are punished (sometimes unfairly),

Speech made at our high school about how insulting someone can get you 20 years in prison.

People need to chill the fuck out.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 04:40 PM

It's become the trend of society to blame everything on other people. Ever hear of the fat people suing mcdonalds for their obesity? Yeah, it really happened, and is a total joke. This is no different.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 04:42 PM

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 04:53 PM

If someone called me a cunt-'o'-bean online, I wouldn't care.... If he did it in real life I probably wouldn't let it bother me at all.... Now if he started swinging at me then I might kick some ass... Lol. The internet is a poor excuse for being a spineless retard. If you kill yourself because your "bullied" you need to take a look around the world...

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 05:54 PM

If you kill yourself because your "bullied" you need to take a look around the world...



I have to disagree. If you've ever been bullied as badly as some people, you would not think the same way.
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:03 PM

i hate cyberbullying. no one is telling you to go on the fucking computer.
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:52 PM

This is 100% true in that, the internet is technology and is made to do what we way. If its apparently so corruptive, its only because we made it that way, and we all know thats not true. If a guys shoots up a department store, you don't go and sue Colt. Its just technology and you arent being forced to use it. Dont like it? Dont use it.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:05 PM

This is 100% true in that, the internet is technology and is made to do what we way. If its apparently so corruptive, its only because we made it that way, and we all know thats not true. If a guys shoots up a department store, you don't go and sue Colt. Its just technology and you arent being forced to use it. Dont like it? Dont use it.


thats actually a really good analogy :tup:
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:07 PM

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 03:10 AM

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 01:13 PM

wolf is just mad because he lives on the internet.




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Posted 11 March 2011 - 04:22 PM

This has happened for years even before facebook. They blamed Columbine on Marilyn Manson. However out of respect he canceled his tour while the media was filming at funerals and all of that. Judas Priest supposedly caused some kid and his friends to kill themselves. He somehow lived and his parents went to court yada yada.People try to pin the blame on everything but the perp. Wether it be music, or high cap mags.

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 05:29 PM

Both sad stories. Girls in public high schools can be evil demons. Just crazy. You all prolly know what I mean. And if its really this bad we need to try to do something. But no matter what It wont go away. No matter how many campaigns, no matter how many public speakers, no matter how many no bullying signs, itll still be a fact..

Second some parents are crazy and retarded, I mean people who abuse their kids should be locked up. Thats all it is to it.

But overall, the internet shouldnt be blamed becuase some retarded mean kids messed up or a stupid crackwhore left her kid untended.. Its our fault for not facing our mistakes. Welcome to (most of) America..

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 06:27 PM

This has happened for years even before facebook. They blamed Columbine on Marilyn Manson. However out of respect he canceled his tour while the media was filming at funerals and all of that. Judas Priest supposedly caused some kid and his friends to kill themselves. He somehow lived and his parents went to court yada yada.People try to pin the blame on everything but the perp. Wether it be music, or high cap mags.


Yeah, history is doomed to repeat itself, parents refuse to believe they, in some way, shape or form, did any harm to their children, so they basically point fingers until it sticks or people just give up.

Your son got hit by a drunk driver and broke both his legs? SUE TOYOTA! Those bastards will pay us money!

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 06:35 PM

Both sad stories. Girls in public all high schools can be evil demons. Just crazy. You all prolly know what I mean. And if its really this bad we need to try to do something. But no matter what It wont go away. No matter how many campaigns, no matter how many public speakers, no matter how many no bullying signs, itll still be a fact..

Second some parents are crazy and retarded, I mean people who abuse their kids should be locked up. Thats all it is to it.

But overall, the internet shouldnt be blamed becuase some retarded mean kids messed up or a stupid crackwhore left her kid untended.. Its our fault for not facing our mistakes. Welcome to (most of) America..


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 06:37 PM


Both sad stories. Girls in public all high schools can be evil demons. Just crazy. You all prolly know what I mean. And if its really this bad we need to try to do something. But no matter what It wont go away. No matter how many campaigns, no matter how many public speakers, no matter how many no bullying signs, itll still be a fact..

Second some parents are crazy and retarded, I mean people who abuse their kids should be locked up. Thats all it is to it.

But overall, the internet shouldnt be blamed becuase some retarded mean kids messed up or a stupid crackwhore left her kid untended.. Its our fault for not facing our mistakes. Welcome to (most of) America..


Bitches are meaner then any guy bully. Its the truth.


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Posted 12 March 2011 - 02:41 AM

Or you dont want to because their loose bitch vagina will swallow your leg.

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 04:33 AM

Or you dont want to because their loose bitch vagina will swallow your leg.


Ha! Giggity.

I guess you could hit them with Responsibilities, like a Baby or something, that will shut them the fuck up.

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 04:57 AM

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 05:08 AM

i wish i could make rants as good as you :rolleyes:


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Posted 13 March 2011 - 05:39 AM


i wish i could make rants as good as you :rolleyes:


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Posted 13 March 2011 - 02:47 PM

I have to disagree. If you've ever been bullied as badly as some people, you would not think the same way.


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Posted 13 March 2011 - 08:55 PM

Yeah, fuck that internet shit, now my school is constantly bitching about cyberbulling. its not as if I am glueing your eyes to your computer and forcing you to read or even be facebook friends with the person who is bulling you. just shut the fuck up, and do something else. if you listen to some dick who hates you and tells you to do crazy shit like kill yourself, then you should eat a dick
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Posted 13 March 2011 - 11:07 PM

I understand that bullying on the internet needs to be brought to the attention of the Principle, but seriously? It's not like it's H1N1. :dodgy:

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Posted 14 March 2011 - 04:23 AM

ill give you 5 dolla for the book.

Just so I can hit people with it.

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Posted 17 March 2011 - 04:14 PM

the internet is not evil
just the people like me who in habit it :P
but then again the media is so full of shit when it comes to actual news. they are just stuck on a ratings system they want the next big story. I miss Journalistic integrity

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 04:40 AM

http://www.nydailyne...teenage_cy.html

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Posted 21 March 2011 - 04:13 PM

The groups that say those things are the most ignorant fucking people in the world and deserve to be shot in the face while so engrossed in facebook they don't know what hit them

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