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#1 Trum_15

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 08:54 PM

so since we have at least 20 of these threads a month. i thought it would be a good idea to start a offical thread to stop some of the clutter. So if you find a fail on craigslist post it up! weather the guys selling a spyder for 1 billion dollars. or a gravity hopper for 200. they all fit the bill so start posting them!

i guess i should start.

not a huge fail but still, a bit of a fail: http://maine.craigsl...2238448387.html

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 09:07 PM

FIRST POST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!


Azodin is Legit. FUCK SPYDERS IN THE BUTT HOLE
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 09:11 PM

http://galveston.cra...2240843690.html

I must admit, the Gameface Bonedaddy BL is a good Spyder clone, but it's not $200 good.

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:13 PM

http://indianapolis....2256866090.html
lol 18 inch barrel
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:16 PM

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 10:20 PM

I wish it had pics but still,
http://ontario.kijij...QAdIdZ242732700

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 11:31 PM

http://stlouis.craig...2255328493.html

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 12:02 AM

http://hartford.crai...2257700824.html

not a bad deal imo but look close at the barrel inserts. "624/686/688/690 and 692"

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 12:27 AM

http://stlouis.craig...2236768260.html

http://stlouis.craig...2229395543.html
http://stlouis.craig...2245564935.html

http://stlouis.craig...2239917958.html
Lol JT steeles $50 bucks a pop, claims $100
Draxxus tank 7th element reg $100 bucks a pop claim $200, dude your full of shit.

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 12:28 AM

http://indianapolis....2256866090.html
lol 18 inch barrel


dang, I've been putting my hopper on backwords for all these years!!!


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 05:25 AM


http://indianapolis....2256866090.html
lol 18 inch barrel


dang, I've been putting my hopper on backwords for all these years!!!

Very impractical. Reloading must be a bitch.

LOL I'm going to put my nokio on backwards. For the lulz

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 07:43 AM

Haha I bet you could get those cheap if you convince them that what they have isn't worth shit lol...

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:00 PM

http://cosprings.cra...2220354019.html
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 03:41 PM

http://cosprings.craigslist.org/spo/2220354019.html
this is my personal favorite.


LOL.

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 03:43 PM

Gotta love free market capitalism, coupled with uninformed buyers.

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 04:25 PM

I can't remember where I saw it, probably on a thread here, but I recall seeing a guy trying to sell "paintball bunkers" which were in perfect shape, and cost $200 for three... The picture showed a couple of planks of plywood


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 04:38 PM

also...

http://newyork.craig...2259258985.html

what kind of dye marker... hahahaha

and

http://newyork.craig...2258884818.html

this guy is smart... I didnt know that an alpha black didnt come with a grip, thanks for including it!

I wonder since they are all "new" if the guy just bought a bunch of markers at walmart and up'd the price

at least this guy looks like he used it: http://newyork.craig...2251628137.html

and the winner for my areaaaa:

http://newyork.craig...2250713508.html


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 04:43 PM

^^^ i called up that guy and he said his bro spent over $3000 for the gun. :lol:

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 04:45 PM

The bad part about it all is people will buy them at those prices most people don't know the difference between a tippmann and an ego
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 05:51 PM

^^^ i called up that guy and he said his bro spent over $3000 for the gun. :lol:


Even his brother got it at a great price!!!!!
He did say it was negotiable... You guys think I could get 850 for it? thats like 70% off!


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 07:29 PM

http://inlandempire....2237269309.html


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 08:37 PM

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/spo/2237269309.html


1400 dm6 FUCK YEAH

I laughed so hard! i think he added an extra zero accidentally?
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 08:41 PM

http://charleston.cr...2230649010.html lol i laughed
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 09:54 PM

wow im shocked this took off pretty good. i thought it would have died after the first post :tup:

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 10:32 PM

http://sfbay.craigsl...2260659545.html
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 10:34 PM

http://sfbay.craigsl...2260659545.html


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Posted 11 March 2011 - 11:00 PM

http://sfbay.craigsl...2260659545.html


Fuck i4's im getting this!

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Posted 11 March 2011 - 11:45 PM

http://fortmyers.cra...2199410869.html

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 07:25 AM

http://fortmyers.cra...2199410869.html

this guy wants a tv for an ion?


well i mean its worth it cause damm thats a sexy ion :P


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Posted 12 March 2011 - 07:37 AM

800 dollar Mini package: http://austin.craigs...2246661211.html

Also, read the description for a laugh. Tuned to the microsecond for efficiency? Is this thing an autococker in disguise? TWICE as efficient as the standard Mini? Move over G6R, this Mini is going to own you.

800 dollar Ego 8!: http://atlanta.craig...2219314298.html

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 07:56 AM

Ahaha this is win I knew we should have made this thread earlier.
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 08:02 AM

800 dollars PMR9 package: http://atlanta.craig...2184557080.html

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 08:16 AM

http://inlandempire....2237269309.html


1400 dm6 FUCK YEAH


If you notice, he wants $550 for the whole package. The prices he listed are what they went for when they're brand new. He's trying to make it seem like you're getting a killer deal, instead of listing the prices the items go for used. Not a fail at all, just someone trying to make the price seem better than it is. ;)

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 08:30 AM

700 dollar Ego 05: http://orangecounty....2228479049.html

"Most Sought After Paintball Gun"
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 08:45 AM

http://rochester.cra...2259355035.html

screw your axe for fifty bucks more, etek for 100 more. Hell, screw your g4 for 100 less.... I'm getting THIS.

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 08:49 AM

600 dollar PM7: http://orangecounty....2260673868.html

450 dollar Piranha GTI package: http://orangecounty....2227266463.html

400 dollar cocker ("cut to look like an 07Ego"): http://orangecounty....2224137505.html

580 dollar Tippmann 98 sniper package: http://sandiego.crai...2255420985.html

1000 dollar autococker from 99: http://newyork.craig...2250713508.html

1000 dollar 08 VEgo: http://dallas.craigs...2202862566.html

800 dollar Alias package (I hope there is a LOT of gear to go along with it...) http://dallas.craigs...2228747482.html

Generally inflated price for old ass gear: http://houston.craig...2192615672.html

800 dollars X7 Phenom (with tank) http://houston.craig...2203449376.html

400 dollar DM6: http://houston.craig...2258044056.html

600 dollar Tippmann 98 package: http://detroit.craig...2206169160.html

This could go on all day... And there were plenty more in "packages" that were questionable, lol.
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 09:02 AM

Same can be said for most BST forums and eBay.....

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 09:21 AM

how about the fails of ebay craigslist and the BST of paintball?
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 09:23 AM

http://minneapolis.c...2257074171.html

I never knew the Ion was a $800 gun.


http://minneapolis.c...2223330675.html

Fully automatic tippmann.


http://minneapolis.c...2220516763.html

Fail tippmann.


http://minneapolis.c...2217721549.html


Another fail tippmann


http://minneapolis.c...2213196715.html

Overpriced BT4


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Posted 12 March 2011 - 09:38 AM

http://minneapolis.c...2257074171.html

I never knew the Ion was a $800 gun.


He more than likely means with all the upgrades. He is only asking for 200, which is not all that bad.
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 09:41 AM


http://minneapolis.c...2257074171.html

I never knew the Ion was a $800 gun.


He more than likely means with all the upgrades. He is only asking for 200, which is not all that bad.


I know thats not a bad deal, im just saying he said it was a $800 paintball gun, which it is not.
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 11:52 AM

http://cnj.craigslis...2250990864.html If it's in decent condition not too bad of a fail but...fail title is fail.



http://newjersey.cra...2260709906.html I love angels but c'mon really?



http://newjersey.cra...2252617783.html Grammar tippmans spyders O my!




http://newjersey.cra...2256922697.html I love walmart.



http://newjersey.cra...2254837875.html and like 100 paintballs!?


http://newjersey.cra...2243795389.html Looks like the one dynasty was going to use for the new season



http://newjersey.cra...2236155774.html That "evil" looks walmartish



http://newjersey.cra...2234196555.html Whoa guys it hasn't been used once


http://newjersey.cra...2228532544.html Spyders are getting annoying
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Posted 12 March 2011 - 02:36 PM

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/spo/2256866090.html
lol 18 inch barrel

What's wrong with 18" barrels?

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 02:36 PM

http://inlandempire.craigslist.org/spo/2237269309.html


1400 dm6 FUCK YEAH

Lol a $40 tank cover! $160 mask?

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Posted 12 March 2011 - 06:37 PM

http://southjersey.c...2251148210.html

any one gonna jump on this deal?? if not its mine :lol:


and on topic of long barrels...

http://newjersey.cra...2182216473.html

20 inch!


http://newyork.craig...2257604596.html

you get the gun free?

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 01:47 PM

no one has any more huh?

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 02:22 PM

About the dumbest thing I have is a 22in barrel. Most people seem to be pricing their stuff about where it should be. http://chicago.craig...2321919407.html

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Posted 19 April 2011 - 02:24 PM

Finally I was wondering where this thread went!
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Posted 19 April 2011 - 04:02 PM

Further proof that the Public education system is failing :D

Last year a local regular at the field sold his ion for 900$

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