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#1451 Wolfe

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Posted 21 March 2014 - 01:40 PM

 

What worries me is the amount of units they've actually sold.

 

http://www.ebay.com/...=item3f253519f5

They usually do this because they are out of stock and want to keep the listing up for more traffic.

 

Those sick marketing bastards.



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Posted 24 March 2014 - 11:50 PM

This thread is golden. Keep em' coming


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Posted 25 March 2014 - 10:13 AM

What worries me is the amount of units they've actually sold.
 
http://www.ebay.com/...=item3f253519f5

I bet the people that bought it were thinking the seller must be smuggling diamonds disguised as lube. What a steal, an ounce of lube coated diamonds for only a grand.
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Posted 25 March 2014 - 10:39 PM

Edit: Reread, wasn't as bad as I thought.


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Posted 29 March 2014 - 02:37 PM

http://chicago.craig...4392805454.html WTF that much for a dangerous power g4.



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Posted 29 March 2014 - 03:31 PM

http://chicago.craig...4392805454.html WTF that much for a dangerous power g4.


Never knew $30 for new grips, $80 for a new reg, and $40 for a new asa added $400 of value to a used marker. Also never knew a used g4 was worth more than a g6r. You learn something new every day
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Posted 29 March 2014 - 04:20 PM

 

http://chicago.craig...4392805454.html WTF that much for a dangerous power g4.


Never knew $30 for new grips, $80 for a new reg, and $40 for a new asa added $400 of value to a used marker. Also never knew a used g4 was worth more than a g6r. You learn something new every day

 

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Posted 03 April 2014 - 12:44 PM

http://batonrouge.cr...4313205248.html

500 for a mini?


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Posted 15 April 2014 - 03:01 PM

http://atlanta.craig...4385250706.html

40 bps on a $1500 rail......

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Posted 16 April 2014 - 01:19 PM

$250 tippmann custom pro...
http://cnj.craigslis...4412406771.html

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Posted 17 April 2014 - 09:43 AM

Must be the Old, Rare JT ER2s of which nobody has heard.

 

http://www.ebay.com/...=item19ea510f64



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Posted 17 April 2014 - 10:21 AM

WOW! Spyders have become valuable. http://www.ebay.com/...=item2581b5f9fd



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Posted 17 April 2014 - 11:41 AM

WOW! Spyders have become valuable. http://www.ebay.com/...=item2581b5f9fd

Free shipping too! What a deal!


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Posted 17 April 2014 - 08:33 PM

 

WOW! Spyders have become valuable. http://www.ebay.com/...=item2581b5f9fd

Free shipping too! What a deal!

 

 

Sorry, you can't put that on the Bargain Hunter's page: There is probably only one at that price :-(


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 03:21 AM

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Custom bob long spyder. LOL



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Posted 18 April 2014 - 10:23 AM

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Custom bob long spyder. LOL

This one isn't too bad. 3 markers, including a Spimmy for 200.00 would be an ok deal. Long as the Spimmy were built properly.



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Posted 18 April 2014 - 10:50 AM

Custom bob long spyder. LOL

 

 

This one isn't too bad. 3 markers, including a Spimmy for 200.00 would be an ok deal. Long as the Spimmy were built properly.

 

Bob Long actually did make Spyders before he started making his own guns. And it's a standard blowback, not a Spimmy.


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Posted 18 April 2014 - 06:58 PM

 

Custom bob long spyder. LOL

 

 

This one isn't too bad. 3 markers, including a Spimmy for 200.00 would be an ok deal. Long as the Spimmy were built properly.

 

Bob Long actually did make Spyders before he started making his own guns. And it's a standard blowback, not a Spimmy.

 

The name though. The name Custom bob long spyder was just hilarious to me.



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Posted 02 May 2014 - 05:23 PM

This post (in itself) is not really a fail. But it is always indicative when you see a hopper put on backwards.

 

http://seattle.craig...4450858237.html

 

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Posted 02 May 2014 - 06:20 PM

WOW! Spyders have become valuable. http://www.ebay.com/...=item2581b5f9fd


It's not the spyder, it's all in the neck protector
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Posted 02 May 2014 - 09:35 PM

I found some guy selling a "amazing paintball gun" (doesn't know name of marker) and is selling monster balls.

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Posted 03 May 2014 - 06:43 AM

http://houston.craig...4449824787.html
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 08:34 AM

http://houston.craig...4449824787.html
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Posted 04 May 2014 - 03:58 PM

http://atlanta.craig...4385250706.html

40 bps on a $1500 rail......

"The valve body and board were hand built by Marco at DYE for my marker." I believe him completely.


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Posted 04 May 2014 - 07:20 PM

http://atlanta.craig...4385250706.html
40 bps on a $1500 rail......

"The valve body and board were hand built by Marco at DYE for my marker." I believe him completely.
Hey, Marco has magic hands
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Posted 08 May 2014 - 08:54 AM

http://atlanta.craig...4385250706.html
40 bps on a $1500 rail......

"The valve body and board were hand built by Marco at DYE for my marker." I believe him completely.
Hey, Marco has magic hands


Guys, guys, guys... it's a good deal, he played pro!!!

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 09:25 AM

 

 

 

http://atlanta.craig...4385250706.html
40 bps on a $1500 rail......

"The valve body and board were hand built by Marco at DYE for my marker." I believe him completely.
Hey, Marco has magic hands


Guys, guys, guys... it's a good deal, he played pro!!!

 

Wonder if he'll autograph it for me.



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Posted 19 June 2014 - 01:05 PM

http://losangeles.cr...4512448000.html
"Have New Paintball gun Black Dragun"
At least he isn't asking for thousands of dollars
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Posted 19 June 2014 - 01:15 PM

Wait... This seems a little illegal, maybe? http://losangeles.cr...4522145519.html
The location is off the side of a highway... There is no official field...
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Posted 26 June 2014 - 05:50 PM

http://www.ebay.com/...w this on ebay.



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Posted 27 June 2014 - 06:26 AM

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 05:23 PM

I HOPE THIS THREAD STAYS OPEN FOREVER!

 

Ok so I saw a guy asking $200 for a 98 custom and a co2 tank and some shitty mask that was obviously from one of those $100 starter kits at walmart!

 

http://tampa.craigsl...4526734157.html


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 05:40 PM

I actually made a separate thread about this one.

 

http://tampa.craigsl...4527242011.html

 

http://www.techpb.co...e-sop-this-guy/


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Posted 27 June 2014 - 05:52 PM

I HOPE THIS THREAD STAYS OPEN FOREVER!
 
Ok so I saw a guy asking $200 for a 98 custom and a co2 tank and some shitty mask that was obviously from one of those $100 starter kits at walmart!
 
http://tampa.craigsl...4526734157.html


That's not a fail, he's just selling it for cost. 98c starter kit is 140, 20oz co2 tanks are 20 bucks...vest is 30ish. Stuff looks barely used....

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Posted 27 June 2014 - 06:32 PM

I HOPE THIS THREAD STAYS OPEN FOREVER!
 
Ok so I saw a guy asking $200 for a 98 custom and a co2 tank and some shitty mask that was obviously from one of those $100 starter kits at walmart!
 
http://tampa.craigsl...4526734157.html

Yeah, while it seems ridiculous, 98 Customs are rather expensive. Go to their site to buy direct, and you'll see.
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Posted 29 June 2014 - 07:40 AM

An "Angel Imagine" you say?

 

You have my interest...

 

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 08:35 AM

The armpads are worth more than the 'angel'

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Posted 29 June 2014 - 05:01 PM

This is funnier every time I see it lol!

http://tampa.craigsl...4545131495.html

$450 for a Project salvo!

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 12:10 AM

Ok so this happened...

 

http://tampa.craigsl...4577065949.html


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Posted 23 July 2014 - 10:36 PM

This guy wants to sell his grind pads because he got paintball pants.  In what universe do pants replace pads?

 

http://orlando.craig...4538901626.html


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Posted 23 July 2014 - 11:10 PM

This guy wants to sell his grind pads because he got paintball pants.  In what universe do pants replace pads?

 

http://orlando.craig...4538901626.html

 

When they're '09 PE Pants, and the entire front of them is thick foam, from below to the crotch to a little above the ankle. Made me feel like I was wearing goalie pads on my legs, lol.



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Posted 23 July 2014 - 11:30 PM

Ok so this happened...
 
http://tampa.craigsl...4577065949.html


Normally these make me gigle... this just makes me cringe.

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Posted 23 July 2014 - 11:35 PM

 

Ok so this happened...
 
http://tampa.craigsl...4577065949.html


Normally these make me gigle... this just makes me cringe.

 

Yeah I think that's worth about $100 total lol


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Posted 24 July 2014 - 03:40 PM

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Posted 26 July 2014 - 10:28 AM

http://batonrouge.cr...4587726807.html

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Posted 17 August 2014 - 07:30 PM

http://tampa.craigsl...4624035811.html

 

$700????  I would pay maybe half that.  I get that the gun has upgrades but seriously?  I would say that individually it's worth around $300 but for a craigslist sale as a package not even that.


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Posted 24 September 2014 - 07:35 PM

https://springfieldi...4625517225.html


$900 for a TIPPMANN A-5... Yeah right I wouldn't spend more then 300 and that's pushing it at 300


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 03:46 PM

http://tampa.craigsl...4686902853.html


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Posted 26 September 2014 - 06:22 PM

 

People are delusional.  That is just nuts.  See them all the time on my local CL.  Here is a bunch of old worthless shit for $500.  I'll crap in your car too to make the deal even sweeter too!


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Posted 01 October 2014 - 07:39 PM

http://tampa.craigsl...4686902853.html


Sounds like a mom wants to make money I found it funny how s/he empathizes on the safety :lol:
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