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#1 MrWoods

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 07:47 PM

um....wow.
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Posted 24 August 2011 - 07:48 PM

Quite an eye popping story if I do say so myself.

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 07:49 PM

Wow...I don't even...just...

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 07:51 PM

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 07:52 PM

I always thought that liquid filled implants were done away with, and they were all solid gel now.

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 09:22 PM

i picture staff at fields asking women:

- miss, are your boobs real?, you might need extra padding.

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 06:43 AM

Aaaand again. Look at the picture the article used.

How do they get all these pictures that show CLEAR violations of the sport. The player "aimed" at has their mask propped on their head, not covering their eyes... DUR!

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 06:51 AM

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Hmm whats wrong here...


They're using Tippmann Triumphs, that's what. Oh and she hasn't got a mask on.

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 07:24 AM

Strange...
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 07:28 AM

I guess that I am the only one that noticed that this is from THE SUN, which is a UK TABLOID. :P I would take it with a grain of salt.
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:08 AM

pfft... that will teach her, real BOOBS FTW!!


ugh, fake ones are such a turn off...

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:18 AM

guess fields need to start posting these:

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:21 AM

guess fields need to start posting these:

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Wild guess here... Car wash? :P
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:29 AM

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Hmm whats wrong here...


They're not playing in the kitchen.




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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:33 AM

Was I the only one who laughed? Am I a bad person because of it?
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:56 AM

Was I the only one who laughed? Am I a bad person because of it?



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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:57 AM

So does this go for those with butt implants as well?

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 09:58 AM


Was I the only one who laughed? Am I a bad person because of it?



No you weren't and yes you are.



I can deal with that, lmao
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Posted 25 August 2011 - 10:05 AM

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 11:28 PM

Was I the only one who laughed? Am I a bad person because of it?


No your weren't Lmfao~!
Also this sounds like BS


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 12:23 AM

Something about this doesnt sound right
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 12:51 AM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:31 AM

see.. this kind of thing wouldnt happen if she`d just stay in the kitchen

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:18 AM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:26 AM

IT'S ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE REAL

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:31 AM

Thats the risk you take when you decided to put balloons in ur body... they might EXPLODE!!

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:34 AM

IT'S ON THE INTERNET IT MUST BE REAL


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:08 AM

I guess that I am the only one that noticed that this is from THE SUN, which is a UK TABLOID. :P I would take it with a grain of salt.


I thought so too. However, found this at http://www.ukpaintball.co.uk/

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Due to an incident at our Croydon Paintballing centre on Saturday 20 August 2011 we respectfully ask that any ladies with surgical breast implants notify our team at the time of booking. You will be given special information on the dangers of paintballing with enhanced boobs and asked to sign a disclaimer. You will also be issued with extra padding to protect your implants while paintballing.
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:11 AM

Still sounds sketchy. Either something else ruptured the breast impact, or it was the worlds worst boob job. It likely would have burst from something else soon anyway if that was the case. Just laying on them would put out that kind of pressure.
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:12 AM

Still sounds sketchy. Either something else ruptured the breast impact, or it was the worlds worst boob job. It likely would have burst from something else soon anyway if that was the case. Just laying on them would put out that kind of pressure.


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:14 AM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:30 AM


Still sounds sketchy. Either something else ruptured the breast impact, or it was the worlds worst boob job. It likely would have burst from something else soon anyway if that was the case. Just laying on them would put out that kind of pressure.


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 05:21 AM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 06:53 AM

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that would actually be an interesting experiment


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 07:50 AM

well lets do some basic math-

1) Breast implants are not impact resistant
2) paintball is an impact sport


I've heard stories of women rupturing breast implants doing everything from water skiing accidents, mountain biking accidents, to car accidents. As "funny" as this story may sound, this is absolutely a life threatening injury if not treated ASAP.

I bet if we took a video of a standard recreational paintball hitting skin @ 300fps, you'd see how this type of injury is possible.

Hope she is ok, and getting that implant fixed is NOT going to be cheap either

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 08:37 AM

well lets do some basic math-


stopped reading after there. i dont have school for a couple more days and dont want to start thinking early. kthx
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 08:37 AM

breast im plants suck unless your a hot celebrity who doesnt know what paintbal is.
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 08:40 AM

Well that just made my morning :lol:



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Posted 26 August 2011 - 09:41 AM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 10:51 AM


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Hmm whats wrong here...


They're not playing in the kitchen.




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Posted 26 August 2011 - 11:25 AM

Hopefully the field's waiver covers exploding fake breast.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 11:56 AM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 12:11 PM

seriously though, i hope she doesn't sue and put them out of business.
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 12:40 PM

Lol this story was on the radio this morning. I got to school though and turned it off so I didnt hear any of it.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 12:42 PM

I wish I was a news reporter... My headline totally woould have been "Man ruptures woman's breast with balls"
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:00 PM


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:00 PM

I wish I was a news reporter... My headline totally woould have been "Man ruptures woman's breast with balls"


then you get fired.... :tup:

but it would be a good way to go out.
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:09 PM

alright i didnt read all the comments so i apologize if somone already pointed this out. paintballs do not go at 190 mph. they hit around 30mph. they do, however, hit 190 FPS.
"The 26-year-old's soft gel implant ruptured under her skin when the ball hit her breast at 190mph". no wonder it broke it. it might have broke her skull if it hit her in the head.

Edited by armypb4, 26 August 2011 - 02:10 PM.

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