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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:48 PM

alright i didnt read all the comments so i apologize if somone already pointed this out. paintballs do not go at 190 mph. they hit around 30mph. they do, however, hit 190 FPS.
"The 26-year-old's soft gel implant ruptured under her skin when the ball hit her breast at 190mph". no wonder it broke it. it might have broke her skull if it hit her in the head.


190mph is 280fps...
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:48 PM

alright i didnt read all the comments so i apologize if somone already pointed this out. paintballs do not go at 190 mph. they hit around 30mph. they do, however, hit 190 FPS.
"The 26-year-old's soft gel implant ruptured under her skin when the ball hit her breast at 190mph". no wonder it broke it. it might have broke her skull if it hit her in the head.


[edit]: someone posted the math at the same time as me. Great minds and whatnot...

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:13 PM

alright i didnt read all the comments so i apologize if somone already pointed this out. paintballs do not go at 190 mph. they hit around 30mph. they do, however, hit 190 FPS.
"The 26-year-old's soft gel implant ruptured under her skin when the ball hit her breast at 190mph". no wonder it broke it. it might have broke her skull if it hit her in the head.




if they hit at 30 mph, that would be 44 FPS. 190 FPS is like 130 mphs. So 290 ish is like 200 mph.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:27 PM

I wish I was a news reporter... My headline totally woould have been "Man ruptures woman's breast with balls"


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:29 PM

A female coworker just came by to tell me about this... Apparently, it's getting lots of attention.

I haven't seen the news report myself but, yes a Paintball fired at 280FPS is going 190MPH but, it slows down really fast.

Some numbers:

10yrds: ~242FPS/165MPH, 6ftlbs of force
25yrds: ~172FPS/117MPH, ~3ftlbs of force

I'd say she was bunkered or had a faulty implant.




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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:33 PM

A female coworker just came by to tell me about this... Apparently, it's getting lots of attention.

I haven't seen the news report myself but, yes a Paintball fired at 280FPS is going 190MPH but, it slows down really fast.

Some numbers:

10yrds: ~242FPS/165MPH, 6ftlbs of force
25yrds: ~172FPS/117MPH, ~3ftlbs of force

I'd say she was bunkered or had a faulty implant.




But if the paintball was fired at 300 FPS, and hit from 5 yards away, it would likely still be 280. Either way, they were likely basing it off of the field chrono limit.
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:46 PM

Ya know, rental guns often max out at 260fps, since theyve been fired billions of times over years and years of being thrown around.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:52 PM

Who is to say she was shot with a rental?
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:55 PM

Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 03:58 PM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 04:04 PM

Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 04:08 PM


Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.

Well you got me there, its unlikely you'd be doing that sort of thing with someone elses kit, that's just wrong.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 04:31 PM


Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 04:43 PM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 07:56 PM


Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.


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Posted 26 August 2011 - 11:05 PM



Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.


jeeze adam, do you kiss you mother with that mouth?


I have no idea what you mean. I didnt use any filthy language...
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Posted 26 August 2011 - 11:20 PM



Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.


jeeze adam, do you kiss you mother with that mouth?

no, but he touches a lot of other things with that mouth :D B) :P

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 11:53 PM

I like how they said it came at her at 190 MPH but in reality it was going far slower since that's muzzle velocity. I mean someone hears paintballs travel at 190 MPH they are likely to be like "I'm not getting shot with little balls flying 190 MPH at my arse"

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 12:06 AM


I wish I was a news reporter... My headline totally woould have been "Man ruptures woman's breast with balls"


then you get fired.... :tup:

but it would be a good way to go out.


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Posted 27 August 2011 - 09:47 AM




Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.


jeeze adam, do you kiss you mother with that mouth?


I have no idea what you mean. I didnt use any filthy language...


you dont have to curse to use filthy language ;)




Good point. Though whats to say she was shot by someone with their own kit?


I say so. I know 100% for a fact, that if I am blasting on some woman's chest, I am using my own kit.


jeeze adam, do you kiss you mother with that mouth?

no, but he touches a lot of other things with that mouth :D B) :P

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 10:52 AM

lol 190mph

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 10:54 AM

lol 190mph


Again... It IS 190MPH. That is 280 FPS. What the actual impact speed was, is likely unknown. Odds are that it was lower, but I dont see how many people cant wrap their heads around how fast paintballs actually fly...
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Posted 27 August 2011 - 03:11 PM

Again... It IS 190MPH. That is 280 FPS. What the actual impact speed was, is likely unknown. Odds are that it was lower, but I dont see how many people cant wrap their heads around how fast paintballs actually fly...


Well NATURALLY, if a car hits you at 190mph...

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 03:26 PM


lol 190mph


Again... It IS 190MPH. That is 280 FPS. What the actual impact speed was, is likely unknown. Odds are that it was lower, but I dont see how many people cant wrap their heads around how fast paintballs actually fly...


maybe it will help it you put it in words

190 Miles per hour=280 Feet per second

i think that just sounds more true. then when you read it as MPH and FPS
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Posted 27 August 2011 - 03:29 PM


Again... It IS 190MPH. That is 280 FPS. What the actual impact speed was, is likely unknown. Odds are that it was lower, but I dont see how many people cant wrap their heads around how fast paintballs actually fly...


Well NATURALLY, if a car hits you at 190mph...

(that's a goddamned fast car, fuck yeah)



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Posted 27 August 2011 - 04:01 PM

would you guys think it was funny if the article was "paintball impact ruptures testicle"?

just curious

I really don't see what so "funny" about the article, because it's a breast implant? I certainly understand that a large percentage of paintball players are under 20 years old, and intelligence is not a prerequisite to paintball, but this is a pretty serious injury.

"hurrrrrr... it's about a boob implant hurrrrrrrrr that's what makes it funny hurrrrrrrrrrrr"

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If it was your mom, sister, wife or girlfriend who had to be taken the hospital with this injury, would you mind it if I laughed at them in the waiting room, while you chewed your fingernails wondering if they are going to be ICU'd with a life threatening infection?


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Posted 27 August 2011 - 04:09 PM

would you guys think it was funny if the article was "paintball impact ruptures testicle"?

just curious

I really don't see what so "funny" about the article, because it's a breast implant? I certainly understand that a large percentage of paintball players are under 20 years old, and intelligence is not a prerequisite to paintball, but this is a pretty serious injury.

"hurrrrrr... it's about a boob implant hurrrrrrrrr that's what makes it funny hurrrrrrrrrrrr"

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If it was your mom, sister, wife or girlfriend who had to be taken the hospital with this injury, would you mind it if I laughed at them in the waiting room, while you chewed your fingernails wondering if they are going to be ICU'd with a life threatening infection?


Go jerk off, get the hormones out, and come back when you understand that this is not something to laugh at


i cringed when i read that.... :unsure:


but i never thought it was funny...
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Posted 27 August 2011 - 04:11 PM

It was the possible headlines that I found funny...

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 04:54 PM



lol 190mph


Again... It IS 190MPH. That is 280 FPS. What the actual impact speed was, is likely unknown. Odds are that it was lower, but I dont see how many people cant wrap their heads around how fast paintballs actually fly...


maybe it will help it you put it in words

190 Miles per hour=280 Feet per second

i think that just sounds more true. then when you read it as MPH and FPS

i apologize if i started that...i kinda screwed up meh math :unsure:
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Posted 27 August 2011 - 05:16 PM

I still think its funny.

At the moment, it would be an OH SHIT moment.

But looking back it would be funny.

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Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:57 PM

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 01:44 AM

Doesn't it kind of look like the Tar 21 off of MW2? :lol:

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 06:27 AM

Hmm... I wonder if there's a penalty for your testicles being ruptured in a tournament game...

Would they stop the game? As you rolled around on the floor in agony.

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 12:35 PM

Hmm... I wonder if there's a penalty for your testicles being ruptured in a tournament game...

Would they stop the game? As you rolled around on the floor in agony.


I think the blood curtiling screams would stop the game fairly quickly.


Also, from a self-promoted doctors point of view I think we need to see pictures of this ruptured breast to insure, it is indeed ruptured. And maybe compare to the other breast to ensure the new implats are placed correctly. :dodgy:

would you guys think it was funny if the article was "paintball impact ruptures testicle"?

just curious

I really don't see what so "funny" about the article, because it's a breast implant? I certainly understand that a large percentage of paintball players are under 20 years old, and intelligence is not a prerequisite to paintball, but this is a pretty serious injury.

"hurrrrrr... it's about a boob implant hurrrrrrrrr that's what makes it funny hurrrrrrrrrrrr"

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Go jerk off, get the hormones out, and come back when you understand that this is not something to laugh at



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Posted 28 August 2011 - 12:47 PM


Hmm... I wonder if there's a penalty for your testicles being ruptured in a tournament game...

Would they stop the game? As you rolled around on the floor in agony.


I think the blood curtiling screams would stop the game fairly quickly.


Also, from a self-promoted doctors point of view I think we need to see pictures of this ruptured breast to insure, it is indeed ruptured. And maybe compare to the other breast to ensure the new implats are placed correctly. :dodgy:


:o your a self-promoted doctor too?! i graduated from Me, myself, and I tech last year. i do plastic surgery ;).
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Posted 28 August 2011 - 03:06 PM

pfft... that will teach her, real BOOBS FTW!!


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Posted 28 August 2011 - 11:22 PM



Hmm... I wonder if there's a penalty for your testicles being ruptured in a tournament game...

Would they stop the game? As you rolled around on the floor in agony.


I think the blood curtiling screams would stop the game fairly quickly.


Also, from a self-promoted doctors point of view I think we need to see pictures of this ruptured breast to insure, it is indeed ruptured. And maybe compare to the other breast to ensure the new implats are placed correctly. :dodgy:


:o your a self-promoted doctor too?! i graduated from Me, myself, and I tech last year. i do plastic surgery ;).

This reminds me of The Onion video about the boyscouts who checked for breast cancer in their garage. I'll edit this if I can find it.

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Posted 28 August 2011 - 11:30 PM




Hmm... I wonder if there's a penalty for your testicles being ruptured in a tournament game...

Would they stop the game? As you rolled around on the floor in agony.


I think the blood curtiling screams would stop the game fairly quickly.


Also, from a self-promoted doctors point of view I think we need to see pictures of this ruptured breast to insure, it is indeed ruptured. And maybe compare to the other breast to ensure the new implats are placed correctly. :dodgy:


:o your a self-promoted doctor too?! i graduated from Me, myself, and I tech last year. i do plastic surgery ;).

This reminds me of The Onion video about the boyscouts who checked for breast cancer in their garage. I'll edit this if I can find it.
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Posted 29 August 2011 - 05:14 PM

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Posted 04 September 2011 - 08:16 PM

Lmao. Proves that real genuine breasts on a women are far superior to fake ones. The women would still get bruised if hit there but it won't explode like fake ones do.
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Posted 05 September 2011 - 10:12 PM

What about the guys who have calf implants, do they need to never paintball again?

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 10:15 PM

What about the guys who have calf implants, do they need to never paintball again?


how often do you get hit in the calf?

and you can protect against that easier.
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#94 Sn4zzle

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Posted 05 September 2011 - 10:17 PM

Calf Hits:
Run for snake, snap shooting your legs sticking out one side, someones puts one in your pod and misses so it hits your leg, etc. There are a lot of situations just think about it. 8)

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#95 Bravotv

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Posted 17 September 2011 - 02:30 PM

I don't know how many of you watch the Phillip Defranco show, but he mentioned this story in todays PDA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W3Hk29noP8&feature=feedu


At 3:00.


i love the way she has her mask on

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#96 imaginarypuppets

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Posted 30 September 2011 - 10:47 PM

BOOM tit shot!
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#97 That Rich Paintballer

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 04:38 PM

thats why naturals r better than fakes lol

#98 Baux18

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Posted 03 October 2011 - 06:11 PM

>get shin guards
>put on calf's
>?????????
>profit
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#99 3o5 Paintball

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 07:57 PM

thats some funny crap
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#100 Frisky Tugboat

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Posted 07 October 2011 - 08:16 PM

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