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#1 Moraken

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 09:36 AM

http://www.huffingto...l_n_976526.html

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 09:40 AM

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:01 AM

ya know, sometimes you just have to have a sense of humor about stuff like this

While it's certainly funny, it's nothing to make a big deal about.

Viagra, lubricant, and pornographic movies? If that package arrived at my house, I'd be calling a babysitter and making reservations at the Marriott



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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:03 AM

eww mike....

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:12 AM

LOL!!!! That is the best Mike. I got in trouble at work for laughing so hard on that comment. I just know how true it is.

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:14 AM

ya know, sometimes you just have to have a sense of humor about stuff like this

While it's certainly funny, it's nothing to make a big deal about.

Viagra, lubricant, and pornographic movies? If that package arrived at my house, I'd be calling a babysitter and making reservations at the Marriott



Babysitter - "Friday night? Sure I'm free, I can watch the twins. Are you taking Jenn out to dinner?"

Me - "Nope......"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you just made my day, this is waay to funny i wanna sig this
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Edited by bravotv, 23 September 2011 - 10:20 AM.

Viagra, lubricant, and pornographic movies? If that package arrived at my house, I'd be calling a babysitter and making reservations at the Marriott

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:21 AM

I wonder who got the barrel...
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:37 AM

eww mike....


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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:38 AM

hahahaha

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 10:44 AM

at 14, it was hard to get porn. if that were me, i would be jumping for joy


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Posted 23 September 2011 - 11:45 AM

So does this mean if i order a Luxe...I get a spare tire for my car? HA HA HA HA :lol:

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 12:41 PM

well i need to go order a barrel online now

lol jk

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 12:52 PM

Jeez what the heck. The radio station I listen to gets all these odball paintball stories like this, and they arent a news radio station. They must like paintballing or something.

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 01:12 PM

this is pretty funny.... if i were that kid, i would have taken the package, and ran straight to my room.....
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 02:00 PM

If that arrived at my house, Jenn would get this text message-

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 02:03 PM

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He probably ordered some kind of hammerhead barrel or something, they are the rifled ones right?

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 02:04 PM

Mike, some of your pictures bring me great enjoyment, others... well not so much

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 07:42 PM


eww mike....


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Posted 23 September 2011 - 07:46 PM

THIS THREAD IS WIN!

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 07:47 PM

instead of a 20 inch rifled barrel, he got all he needs to rifle his own barrel, if you know what i mean B)
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 07:53 PM

If I order from paintball online, is there an "add a fun night with righty" option now? If not we should ask for one.
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 07:59 PM

... off to order from paintball-online.
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 07:59 PM

Hahaha funny stuff, that would be awkward to tell mommy.


Peace out guys, Im tired and Im gonna go watch some paintball barrel.
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Posted 23 September 2011 - 08:12 PM

Luxe hidden modes? first thing that comes to mind...

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Posted 23 September 2011 - 08:12 PM



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Posted 24 September 2011 - 12:56 AM

Has anyone thought of the poor bastard that got a barrel? I dont even want to know what he did with it...

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 02:49 AM

Has anyone thought of the poor bastard that got a barrel? I dont even want to know what he did with it...


There's no guarantee that the barrel was actually delivered to that guy, or even delivered at all. Since the wrong label got put on it, it could have been that the barrel is just sitting in the factory, and the guy who ordered the stuff is feeling really left out right now.

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 03:03 AM

I had to laugh when I read this yesterday and saw the site he ordered from. I'm still waiting 2 weeks after placing an order there for my stuff to be shipped. I think someone here at TechPB mentioned they had the same issue and were told warehouses were being changed or something and they were having issues. Now I'm fully expecting to get some sort of sex toy rather than my paintball caddy whenever it finally gets shipped.

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 03:14 AM

i want a fleshlight....

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 04:00 AM

Paintball rifle? Posted Image
He probably ordered some kind of hammerhead barrel or something, they are the rifled ones right?


no, actually it was the GOG 20 inch tactical barrel with spyder threads........its sitting in my room mocking me.



guess i better call online-paintball....:P

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 09:39 PM

They got my package.......dang was looking forward to it too.......

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 09:40 PM

If that arrived at my house, Jenn would get this text message-

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 09:58 PM

So this package came from paintball-online....



I lawld.

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 09:59 PM

This thread is win.

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 10:01 PM

I wonder who got the barrel...


OH GOD THE HORROR

What you NEED to do is mark your territory, Pee on/in the WHOLE school. I mean EVERYWHERE just SOAK IT.

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 10:07 PM

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Posted 24 September 2011 - 10:24 PM


I wonder who got the barrel...


OH GOD THE HORROR

20 inch tactical barrel no less. I'm trying not to use my imagination too much.............

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 05:28 PM

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 05:40 PM

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 05:46 PM

So now i know a website that I'm never ordering from again....

Viagra, lubricant, and pornographic movies? If that package arrived at my house, I'd be calling a babysitter and making reservations at the Marriott

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 09:49 PM

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 10:03 PM

"Hey boss, can you take this call?"
"Whats it about Jenkins?"
"Sir, some kid had a shipping problem. Patching him over to you now"

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Kid-"Thank you"
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Posted 25 September 2011 - 10:05 PM

Why would Jenkins get fired? He's just an office drone; he didn't label the package.

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 10:07 PM

Why would Jenkins get fired? He's just an office drone; he didn't label the package.


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What you NEED to do is mark your territory, Pee on/in the WHOLE school. I mean EVERYWHERE just SOAK IT.

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Posted 25 September 2011 - 10:08 PM


Why would Jenkins get fired? He's just an office drone; he didn't label the package.

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 12:33 AM

http://www.huffingto...l_n_976526.html

But what im REALLy wondering is why hes using co2 and why he ordered a 20 inch "tactical barrel for his spyder" xD

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 08:19 AM

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Posted 26 September 2011 - 09:25 AM

If that happened to me, the first thing I would do is go complain to my mom "Mom, I ordered a barrel and all they sent me was this sex oil"
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Posted 26 September 2011 - 10:11 AM

If that happened to me, the first thing I would do is go complain to my mom "Mom, I ordered a barrel and all they sent me was this sex oil"


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