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#1 armypb4

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 12:22 PM

writing worksshop. i dont know if any of you guys have ever heard of it, but basically its a class that kids do if they dont play an instrument. our teacher for the class isnt actually there to teach the class probably 2/3 of the time, and when she is, all she does is yell at us for writing "crap". so today we go into class, and she hadnt been there to teach the previous class. the first thing she says is "what is this?". and she holds up a pile of papers. most of the class fools around the whole time and never does work, but i did finish the assignment she was yelling at us about. so after about 30 minutes of absolutly tearing us apart, she asks if anybody is in honors LA. Me being the only one, i raise my hand. This is how the conversation went in front of the entire class:
(i have my hand up)
Her: Are you serious? Are you actually raising your hand right now?

Me: Yes. Mrs. blahaha (protecting her privacy) is my teacher

Her: Well has she ever taught you about contractions, and how you aren't ever supose to use them in a formal essay?????

Me: No (however i was aware of this rule)

she walks over to the board and writes "aren't" and "can't" on it

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.

Me: But i the format i used on my paper was a letter to my friend

then she walks away pretending to not hear me, and go's to pick on someone else. after another 10 minutes of lighting into another student, she walks over to my table again. she makes my friend stand up and read what he wrote for his paper. it wasnt a great paper by any means, but most of the kids in this class are in there for a reason. very few could actually write a good story. After he reads it out loud, she procedes to absolutly rip into him. we didnt learn anything at all. All she did was yell at us

Edit: i didnt mean to offend any teachers or others who might take offense to this

Edited by armypb4, 25 October 2011 - 12:39 PM.

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 12:56 PM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 01:22 PM

Bring her an apple. Oh, and is she hot? If she is, show her your "thing"

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 01:55 PM

Bring her an apple. Oh, and is she hot? If she is, show her your "thing"


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Posted 25 October 2011 - 02:16 PM

fucking teachers

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 02:20 PM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 02:36 PM

Bring her an apple. Oh, and is she hot? If she is, show her your "thing"

no. to say the least, she is uglier than a cows utters
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 02:38 PM

Shit on her desk.
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 02:59 PM

File a complaint with your district. sounds like she deserves to be fired or something.
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 03:37 PM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 03:54 PM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:14 PM

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.



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Posted 25 October 2011 - 05:54 PM


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Posted 25 October 2011 - 06:42 PM

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 06:48 PM

Why does TechPB attempt to solve all problems with shitting on stuff? Hahahaha. :huh:
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 07:59 PM

Why does TechPB attempt to solve all problems with shitting on stuff? Hahahaha. :huh:


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Posted 25 October 2011 - 08:01 PM

Why does TechPB attempt to solve all problems with shitting on stuff? Hahahaha. :huh:


after you have your revenge by shitting on someone's personal stuff.

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Posted 25 October 2011 - 08:27 PM

Ok, buy an apple, drill a hole in it, pour a metric shit ton of laxitaves (see what i did there) in it, replace missing apple section, place on desk, twirl moustache, enjoy teacher shitting pants in front of class
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Posted 25 October 2011 - 08:44 PM

Ok, buy an apple, drill a hole in it, pour a metric shit ton of laxitaves (see what i did there) in it, replace missing apple section, place on desk, twirl moustache, enjoy teacher shitting pants in front of class

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 03:44 PM

Shit on her desk.


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Posted 26 October 2011 - 03:50 PM


Shit on her desk.


Dammit Vaellis! That's the second time I saw you take my line!



You're just too slow to beat me to it :P and I find it pretty funny.
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:21 PM

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:23 PM

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Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:43 PM

Just say something along the lines of "fuck that" or "fuck off bitch"
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 05:49 PM

Just say something along the lines of "fuck that" or "fuck off bitch"


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Posted 26 October 2011 - 06:03 PM

Just say something along the lines of "fuck that" or "fuck off bitch"


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Posted 26 October 2011 - 06:34 PM

writing worksshop. i dont know if any of you guys have ever heard of it, but basically its a class that kids do if they dont play an instrument. our teacher for the class isnt actually there to teach the class probably 2/3 of the time, and when she is, all she does is yell at us for writing "crap". so today we go into class, and she hadnt been there to teach the previous class. the first thing she says is "what is this?". and she holds up a pile of papers. most of the class fools around the whole time and never does work, but i did finish the assignment she was yelling at us about. so after about 30 minutes of absolutly tearing us apart, she asks if anybody is in honors LA. Me being the only one, i raise my hand. This is how the conversation went in front of the entire class:
(i have my hand up)
Her: Are you serious? Are you actually raising your hand right now?

Me: Yes. Mrs. blahaha (protecting her privacy) is my teacher

Her: Well has she ever taught you about contractions, and how you aren't ever supose to use them in a formal essay?????

Me: No (however i was aware of this rule)

she walks over to the board and writes "aren't" and "can't" on it

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.

Me: But i the format i used on my paper was a letter to my friend

then she walks away pretending to not hear me, and go's to pick on someone else. after another 10 minutes of lighting into another student, she walks over to my table again. she makes my friend stand up and read what he wrote for his paper. it wasnt a great paper by any means, but most of the kids in this class are in there for a reason. very few could actually write a good story. After he reads it out loud, she procedes to absolutly rip into him. we didnt learn anything at all. All she did was yell at us

Edit: i didnt mean to offend any teachers or others who might take offense to this


she walks over to the board and writes "aren't" and "can't" on it

Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot. You only ever us contractions in an informal letter.

Me: But i the format i used on my paper was a letter to my friend




Her: You are never supose to use contractions on a formal essay. if you used this grammer in a letter to your boss or for a job, he would laugh at you and you would look like an idiot


if you used this grammer


grammer


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Posted 26 October 2011 - 08:33 PM

beat the shit out of her with a metal tray like i did to a student. violence is the way to go.
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 08:39 PM

. violence is the way to go.


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Posted 26 October 2011 - 08:40 PM

beat the shit out of her with a metal tray like i did to a student. violence is the way to go.

i read that rant...i lol'ed pretty hard
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 08:41 PM

I thought the answer to lifes problems was shitting on peoples personal items
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Posted 26 October 2011 - 09:33 PM

I thought the answer to lifes problems was shitting on peoples personal items


How to get revenge
1. Beat with metal tray
2. Shit in personal item
3. Get convicted of felonies
4.???
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 01:31 AM


Just say something along the lines of "fuck that" or "fuck off bitch"


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Posted 27 October 2011 - 01:39 PM

a kid actually took a shit on one of the math teachers 2 years ago at my high school, was quite fucking hilarious.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 02:10 PM

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 04:16 PM

a kid actually took a shit on one of the math teachers 2 years ago at my high school, was quite fucking hilarious.



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Posted 27 October 2011 - 05:37 PM


a kid actually took a shit on one of the math teachers 2 years ago at my high school, was quite fucking hilarious.



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Posted 27 October 2011 - 11:58 PM

1. Eat a whole box of Laxatives2 Eat as much as humanly possible3. Wait4 Go to techers desk5. Have explosive Diarhea multiple times on her table 6. Problem soved

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Posted 28 October 2011 - 04:07 PM

a kid actually took a shit on one of the math teachers 2 years ago at my high school, was quite fucking hilarious.


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Posted 06 November 2011 - 03:07 PM

beat the shit out of her with a metal tray like i did to a student. violence is the way to go.


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Posted 07 November 2011 - 12:05 AM


Bring her an apple. Oh, and is she hot? If she is, show her your "thing"

no. to say the least, she is uglier than a cows utters


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Posted 07 November 2011 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 10 November 2011 - 07:37 PM

Ah... TechPB. When all else fails, shit on it.




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