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#1 DJASpyder

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:36 AM

I don't know y I thought of this, but to u name ur guns?

When I wear this hat, it's like a window directly into my brain. My brain that can't stop thinking about moose sex.


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Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:40 AM

Yep.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:44 AM

Yep, Minnie (Invert Mini) and Salvador (Project Salvo), when i get my Geo 2.1 probably Giovanni or something lmao
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Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:46 AM

Nope.

But if I did, I would name my 98 "The Silver Surfer" because it's silver and junk.
I would name my Trracer "Piece of Shit"
And I would name my new pump "Pumptunia"
And I would name my cocker "Corey"

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 09:10 AM

My gun is to crappy to name :/



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Posted 05 November 2011 - 09:13 AM

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 09:25 AM

no way

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 09:28 AM

Noski Broski, kinda weird

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 10:29 AM

It and Frankenstein. It is my ion, and Frankenstein is my frankenmarker GTI/EXT

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 10:48 AM

Yes.
2k5 Alias - Vera
VSC Phantom - Alice
VF Tactical - Tanya
Automag - Sasha

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 12:21 PM

Yup, but mostly for shits'n'giggles.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 12:35 PM

Yeah, my marq's name is el marko. And the droid is called mr.roboto.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 02:04 PM

I named my g4 shaqueefa because it was ghetto.
Other than that i dont name them because i know they will be gone soon.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 02:23 PM

One of my friends named his automag Maggie..

That clever bastard.
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Posted 05 November 2011 - 02:43 PM

Ill name my proto rail, "the train"
and my kaos, "sir kaos"
There dumb but I dont care.
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Posted 05 November 2011 - 02:58 PM

My PMR10 has two different topless girls on it, so I call it baby to avoid using the wrong name with the wrong girl.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 03:12 PM

I named my eNVy Melissa
Haha its just random well for most people I've heard a guy call his tippmann sicker and a black and orange blitz cheeto stain :lol:

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 03:45 PM

def gotta at least name your gats girls bc if theyre dudes kinda weird holding dudes in your hands....just sayin :P
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Posted 05 November 2011 - 04:52 PM

My ego 08's name is Bubba Shanany.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 05:09 PM

I named my g4 shaqueefa because it was ghetto.
Other than that i dont name them because i know they will be gone soon.


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Posted 05 November 2011 - 05:15 PM

My mini that always broke(1st gen) didn't really have a name, unless POS counts.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 05:29 PM

Spec-r = Rachel because that's the girl I like in school and I haven't given up on her like my gun

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 06:31 PM

Rita, my first love. Which was my dust white/silver ego 9

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 07:30 PM

Ego 11s Cassie

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:07 PM

my old spider: piece o' shit

Edited by fortheloveofpaint, 05 November 2011 - 08:07 PM.

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Posted 05 November 2011 - 08:16 PM

My old WGP synergy was named syner-shit
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Posted 06 November 2011 - 12:04 AM

Yes.
2k5 Alias - Vera
VSC Phantom - Alice
VF Tactical - Tanya
Automag - Sasha



Is Vera your favorite gun? Firefly referance?

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 10:29 AM


Yes.
2k5 Alias - Vera
VSC Phantom - Alice
VF Tactical - Tanya
Automag - Sasha

Is Vera your favorite gun? Firefly referance?

Actually Sasha would be my favorite, Though I do love Vera quite a bit.
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Posted 06 November 2011 - 01:45 PM

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 06:09 PM

Nope.

But if I did, I would name my 98 "The Silver Surfer" because it's silver and junk.
I would name my Trracer "Piece of Shit"
And I would name my new pump "Pumptunia"
And I would name my cocker "Corey"

haha

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Posted 06 November 2011 - 06:14 PM

Unless "my little friend" counts, most of my guns never get names.

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:33 PM

I don't really go and name the markers myself, but it is easy to figure out the name of the marker Posted Image

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:37 PM

I named my TPX "July". Got over her and sold the bitch off.

And I named my new Automag "Maggie".
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:55 PM

One of my friends named his automag Maggie..

That clever bastard.


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Edited by Rollieelmo, 08 November 2011 - 12:56 PM.

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 12:57 PM

I named my Shocktech pump, Brenda.
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Posted 08 November 2011 - 08:06 PM

King. With Lasering to make him all sexyy

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 08:13 PM

I don't name guns....I name guitars and my car.


I love daisy, she's the best car ever :wub:

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Posted 08 November 2011 - 08:13 PM

my ego 9 inherited my late etek's name:

Dora, la marcadora.

also, seriousilysilly, i'd kill for your spider-man ego.
you're my new best friend in these parts.

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 08:03 PM

A-5 is Vera as it is my favorite woodsball marker. (Firefly Referance)

Ego 8 is War Machine. (after the comic Iron Man)

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 09:07 PM

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Tippmann 98- the sex machine of death

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Posted 20 November 2011 - 09:11 PM

SL74- Shafreefree
Ego9- Latoya
Clone- Bonquiqui
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Posted 21 November 2011 - 02:45 PM


Yes.
2k5 Alias - Vera
VSC Phantom - Alice
VF Tactical - Tanya
Automag - Sasha



Is Vera your favorite gun? Firefly referance?


My new gun will be named Vera in reference to this. She sure is purty.

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Posted 22 November 2011 - 04:17 PM

Yep, Minnie (Invert Mini) and Salvador (Project Salvo), when i get my Geo 2.1 probably Giovanni or something lmao


original... :o

but yeah the geo one is acually pretty creative
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Posted 23 November 2011 - 02:01 PM

My Etek 3's name is Herman. :lol:
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