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#1 no_kitty

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:39 PM

behold...the no_kitty army of darkness.

In conflict with the muppets club and the wrath and evil tyranny of the kittymonsta!!!!!!! the hearalding of a new organisation of evil is announced.

the no_kitty army of darkness has many aims...most of them too evil to mention here..but among them are the No_kitty for moderator and the making manditory of pink furry hats and underwear in paintball.

also we shall be an invite only evil club of evil paintballers (with a hint of pink) and hopefully raise a team at some stage...at the least we should get some stickers made and laugh maniacally in a dr evil style.

the evil trinity of the evil overlords of the NO_kitty army of darkness shall be:
Overlord No_kitty
Overlord Anti fat
Overlord SmartPartsIsAJoke

applications for henchmen in the Army of darkness will be considered by this trinity of eeeeeevvil.

conditions are:
sense of humour
fondess of evil and all things pink and/or furry.

comence evil laugher!!
muhahahahahahahaaha

PS, those turning this into a "we hate kitty thread" or just generally being annoying will be labeled "oygen theives" and thourougly ignored.

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2-miller time
3-laughing man
4- soup (professor lipton)
5-nick
6-murdock
7-tech 14
8-Justdizy
9-seaward
10-dandaman
11-TechPB-Willie

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#2 SmartPartsIsAJoke

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:40 PM

muuuuuahahahahhahahahhaahahah
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:44 PM

i can tell this is going to be the best thread evar!

lolololololol

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:47 PM

muhahahaha.

by the way. this thread isnot an excuse to turn into a "we hate kitty thread" or a , "kitty banned me cos i was like too cool and yeah so kitty sucks..etc etc".

those doing this will be labeled "oxygen theives" and ignored
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:53 PM

but we do hate kitty!
The ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability.

And yes, Gordon is the sexiest manifestation of "to the front."


#6 no_kitty

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 03:54 PM

yeah..spose...so cockerpunk..fancy being evil henchman numeruo uno?
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:03 PM

id love it ... evil, thats what i do!
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:05 PM

right. cockerpunk is "evil henchan number #1 in the no kitty army of darkness"... can you add the last bit to your sig and linkey back here please o evil one.

also..we need stickers..pnik and black ones....
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:06 PM

I'll join muhahahaa.
Let the evil commence!

Let us join together and have everything pink and fuzzy rule the world!

Edited by iBunker, 17 February 2009 - 05:11 PM.

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 04:27 PM

mahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahaha!

evil rules, and i love pink and fuzzy, this thread will rule :P

can i join no-kitty?

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 06:37 PM

oh dear..............

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:03 PM

Kitty your blasphemy is not wanted! :D
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:06 PM

i don't even think that's the real kitty, they didn't even insult anyone, poorly played portrayal if u ask me

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:08 PM

i don't even think that's the real kitty, they didn't even insult anyone, poorly played portrayal if u ask me


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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:20 PM

there was no mention of tea or stupid Canadians either.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:28 PM

yeah Krush the Canadian gimp was not mentioned, neither was Lipton tea.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:11 PM

and if shes such a "superkitty" y do her posts not have a cape on them? we all know only superheroes can have super in their name, and all superheroes wear capes.

Shouldn't accounts get closed if they get hacked?

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:32 PM

I don't wear a cape and I'm a superhero!
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:36 PM

This thread rules, may I join the most evil club?

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:37 PM

MuahMuahMuah kitty is going to fall becuase im evil !!!!!!!!!!! Come here Mr.Bigglesworth lolol

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:03 PM

i wish to join your evil group, i love being evil. im a republican, so i must be one of the most evil people here. muhwawawawa. pink is also my favorite color, so i am perfct to be in this clan of evil.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:07 PM

Ill join :ph34r:



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Posted 17 February 2009 - 10:09 PM

MUAHAHAHAHA
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 12:23 PM

right. those wishing to join fill in an application:

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-why should we let you become and evil yhenchman
-say something interesting about yourself here
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:08 PM

lookit above at the edit time and nam!!!!!!!!
she who shall not be named is among us...beezelbub is here...AAAAAAAAAA...we must gather more henchmen (and girls) to combat the unlclean one...

Cleanse the unbelivers with flame!!!!
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:34 PM

my name is jonny

a.k.a.: robopaintballer

i want to become henchman because I WANT A CUP OF KITTY'S TeA...... it makes me feel funny

you should pick me cause im me. jk but casue i love to give a good laugh and am sUpEr CooL lol

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:36 PM

I am the laughing man hence king of evil laughter I must be in the dark army!

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EDIT:

I want to be in the army of darkness because I am bored
You should let me join because I can use the word "eviler" and be grammatically correct.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:37 PM

mmmmm....fine until the im super cool bit at the end....keep trying but no for now...
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:42 PM

miller time is now evil henchman#2

laughing man..evil henchman number #3 welcome to the evil oprganisation..for you link when we rule the world..you may have ohio and be its ruler.

laughing man you are now evil henchman number #3 and for yuour link when we rule the world you may have ohio...

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:44 PM

Yay!!! Ohio shall become supercalifragilisticexbealodocious land!

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:50 PM

right. those wishing to join fill in an application:

-Name- Connor
-Evil henchman name- professor lipton
-Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness- I think this club is epic, and kitty deserves to have a club that revolves around her (in an evil way)...
-why should we let you become and evil yhenchman- I'm professor lipton, need I say more...
-say something interesting about yourself here- I like eggs and toast on sunday mornings :D
- extra points awarded for embaressing pictures of yourself- none yet, but prepair yourselfs...

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 03:55 PM

lol..yeah soup you can get in... evil henchman number #4 professor lipton
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 04:49 PM

right. those wishing to join fill in an application:

-Name-Brent
-Evil henchman name- pbfreak
-Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness-because its the eviliest club ever (and i was refused to join the muppets club, kidding, never tried)
-why should we let you become and evil yhenchman- pink is my fav. colour and i have an awesome evil laugh
-say something interesting about yourself here-im totaly addicted to paintball, and even though i have cut off the pad of my right index finger, im still playin pb this weekend!
- extra points awarded for embaressing pictures of yourself-sorry, no pictures, but get ready :(


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Posted 18 February 2009 - 06:22 PM

right. those wishing to join fill in an application:

-Name Nick
-Evil henchman name Thomas Pain
-Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness Because its evil, and evil things such as this are made of win
-why should we let you become and evil yhenchman Because you are short on members and its always nice to have new recruits
-say something interesting about yourself here Derka derka.
- extra points awarded for embaressing pictures of yourself Don't have any.

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 06:39 PM

right. those wishing to join fill in an application:

-Name Justin
-Evil henchman name The Republican
-Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness Being evil is my second favorite pastime, the first is obviously paintball
-why should we let you become and evil yhenchman Since I am republican and fat, I have the power to be the most evil person on here
-say something interesting about yourself here My hobbies are spitting on puppies and burning literature
- extra points awarded for embaressing pictures of yourself I have no pictures of myself but here is my idol being evil


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Posted 18 February 2009 - 08:47 PM

Haha some of these are good!

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Posted 18 February 2009 - 09:52 PM

Muuuuuahahahah are plan is working. Soon kitty will be stopped! Excellent Muauahahahaha.
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:15 AM

I like the evil deal, but I think fuzzy things suck. Examples:

1. Sweaters. "They are so warm!" Yeah, well so are hoodies and Carhart jackets, and they don't make my fucking neck/arms/pits/ribs/area-between-the-shoulderblades itch like a nudist sunbathing on an ant hill.
2. Socks. Well, for one, fuzzy socks are cute on girls when they walk around in one of my t shirts, not on my already fuzzy calves. Plus, they don't sell approved colors in fuzzy socks, such as black, grey, or white. "But they are so warm!"....
3. Boots. I wrote a self deprecating rant about those bastards. He Man fashion looks awesome on He Man. "Those boots are so comfy! And warm!" Ok, so are Mukluks but even Eskimos don't wear them in July. They then wear And1 hightops. Check up beeyitch.
4. Blankets. Fuzzy blankets cause electrical fires. Why? Because every time you wiggle underneath them, static electricity electrocutes you awake, which makes you wiggle even more, which causes an electrical storm on your Serta, which wakes up the Ms., who freaks out because the blankets are lighting up like a Harry Potter battle scene, and you keep getting zapped until your hair looks like Pauly Shores and wake up with frizz in the morning. I don't have time in the morning to deal with frizz, neither does the Ms. "But fuzzy blankets are so..." Stfu already.
5. Stuffed animals. Really? The best way to tell me you love me is to give me a stuffed monkey filled with shredded packing peanuts? "But you can think about me when I'm like, not there, and they are so warm!" /facepalm
6. Eh, other things that are warm with or without fuzz, lets say.

Pink is cool though. If it's not on me.

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-Name: Chris P. Baycon
-Henchman: Sharon Needles and Brock Lee
-Why do i want to join?: I don't know. If I ever get a fuzzy, pink beanbag for my birthday, I'll have someone to re-gift it to.
-Why should you let me "become and evil yhenchmen?": Mainly because I want to learn your code language find out exactly what "Eviling yhenchemen" entails, and it sounds like it involves beer and sombreros, and that usually means good times.
-Say something interesting about myself here?: I put Alka Seltzer in my Grandmothers birdbath when I was very small because an older kid told me it would make the birds speak English. I could have swore I heard them say something before they exploded.
-Embarrassing pics?: I don't embarrass, but it would get me banned.
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 02:03 PM

right. those wishing to join fill in an application:

-Name - Tyler
-Evil henchman name - OddJob
-Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness - becouse kitty can make up her own group and we cant and that muppet crap gets confusing.
-why should we let you become and evil yhenchman - because ill pretty much do anything.
-say something interesting about yourself here - when i get bored i do stupid stuff.
- extra points awarded for embaressing pictures of yourself

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 02:05 PM

I will join mwahaha

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 02:09 PM

Name: Hunter D.
Henchmen: None :angry:
Why do I want 2 join:Because every gang needs a guy like the Fonz and that guy is me
Why should you let me join:Because I have the best Yo Momma jokes
Say something interesting about myself:I enjoy a good book..
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#42 no_kitty

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 04:32 PM

nick, murdock and tech 14..welcome to the evil organisation. you are evil henchmen 4,5,6
murdock, your post was particulatry awesome.

everyone else..keep trying...you must prove your evil will.

mwhahahaha..

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Posted 19 February 2009 - 06:20 PM

-Name- Justin
-Evil henchman name- Justdizy (aka Dizy)
-Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness- Because TechPB needs more evil lerking in the mist of goody goody gum drop dumb asses!
-why should we let you become and evil henchman- Because I live with my pink obbsesed girlfriend and I see more pink in a day than any man should have to... shit, I know what pink tastes like!
-say something interesting about yourself here- I eat, sleep, drink, piss and shit PINK! (dont ask)
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Posted 19 February 2009 - 08:55 PM

Name- Jamie Seward

Evil henchman name- dr. dangerous/ mr. unsafe

Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness- Because I one day hope to take over the world and think this would be a good expierence for my resume

why should we let you become and evil henchman- because when you take over the world, I would invite everyone regularily for house parties

say something interesting about yourself here- I enjoy long walks on the beach underneath the moon light
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#45 justdizy

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 12:33 AM

House parties YAY! I'll bring the evil chip dip! Muahahahahahaha!
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 11:43 AM

im surprised im not auto-in this club. ive been dissin on Kitty since day 1.
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 12:53 PM

dizy..lovin it..you are in matey..but I think the bard should become and evil goatee..thats pink..im sure your girlfriend will oblidge..

seaward..yup you too..pending houseparties...there better be pringles...the sour cream and chive ones..god helpyou if there isnt...
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 03:08 PM

ITS NOT A PARTY WITHOUT PRINGLES

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Posted 20 February 2009 - 05:29 PM

Will do. That pic is old though so I'll have to grow it back. Any ideas on our first evil assignment? maybe post random evil pics all over random topics? we may get a warning or two or maybe banned... but thats the point of being evil right?
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Posted 20 February 2009 - 06:02 PM

right. those wishing to join fill in an application:

-Name Jon
-Evil henchman name Carl (cause it sounds like a creepy 40 year old bald guy who sits outside the pets store)
-Why would you wish to join the no_kitty army of darkness to torture kitty with very hard to read text colors
-why should we let you become and evil yhenchman I'm a evil enough to use really obnoxious colors to fill out an application
-say something interesting about yourself here one or my markers has a doorstop jb welded to it (and I do use it)
- extra points awarded for embaressing pictures of yourself

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And just to be a dick lets write some stuff in white and make people try to figure out why theres all the space at the bottom. muwahahahahahahaahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah
ahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhaah aasdfffk;gdHASl;dakjhgfs *cough


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