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#1 Metaballer95

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:15 AM

What's the Biggest fail youve ever made?
Playing Woodsball and let the whole team pass right by you without noticing? Shot out your own Teammate in snake at NPPLChicago? (mike) Accidentally Started too Early off the Break and shot someone? Start

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:26 AM

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Got all the way around the other team in 5 v 5 hyperball and go to shoot a guy and I got a roll out with my akpPosted Image

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 09:55 AM

First

Got all the way around the other team in 5 v 5 hyperball and go to shoot a guy and I got a roll out with my akpPosted Image


HAHA! mine was that I ran as fast as I could through the woods to flank the other team and my 13/3000 tank was out of air and I didn't know =( i then barrel tagged them though so not to shabby!
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 10:09 AM

When I took apart my tippmann 98 apart for the first time, and I had no idea how to put it back together.



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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:17 AM

Shot out 3 team mates off the break. .... yeah we lost that game in about 45sec.


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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:19 AM

When I took apart my tippmann 98 apart for the first time, and I had no idea how to put it back together.



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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:32 AM

Shot out a teammate in the back of the head of the break that's why two short people should never run and gun off the break

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:34 AM

i was trying to show my friend a hopper speed test thingy with the paint i had in my hopper after a game, and when i let my finger off the feed hole on my hoppper, the balls missed the bag and spilled all over the table -.-

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 11:36 AM

I finally got a new lpr for my quest, and then when I go to test it out, I tear the battery harness. I then sold it.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 01:22 PM

Playing Attack/Defend, I'm the last attacker and I made the final push to the enemy building (touching it wins the attackers the game). Someone managed to shoot me in the chest about 5 times a few feet away from the base, so I automatically called myself out, losing the game. Walking back, about halfway down the field, I realize that not a single ball broke...
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 01:34 PM

playing on the NPPL DC field layout, and went around the carwash on the snake side, and bunkered my own teammate on accident. Not by most fond memory of paintball

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 01:37 PM

I dove into snake wrong and snapped the feedneck on my vlocity. I bought another raceway for it and I broke it again the next weekend.
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 01:39 PM

What's the Biggest fail youve ever made?
Playing Woodsball and let the whole team pass right by you without noticing? Shot out your own Teammate in snake at PSP Chicago? (mike) Accidentally Started too Early off the Break and shot someone? Start

i thought he shot out his teamate at nppl chicago? but i forgot to fill my pods in between games and went out for an x-ball game with 50 balls in my hopper.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 01:53 PM


What's the Biggest fail youve ever made?
Playing Woodsball and let the whole team pass right by you without noticing? Shot out your own Teammate in snake at PSP Chicago? (mike) Accidentally Started too Early off the Break and shot someone? Start

i thought he shot out his teamate at nppl chicago? but i forgot to fill my pods in between games and went out for an x-ball game with 50 balls in my hopper.


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Posted 26 November 2011 - 02:04 PM

tried to fix a loading issue with my gun and stuck my finger in the breech and into the feedneck mid game because the Vlocity I was using just did not put enough force on the balls and caught my finger. I pretty much shit myself on the spot and kept on playing.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 03:00 PM

Well, the other team never showed up to the starting gate... and we weren't sure if their were there.

I thought we had time so I took a few steps from the start box to see if they were there. Before I looked I hear "5 SECONDS IN 3.." so I jump back to the gate. Then when I hear "2... 1..." I false start. I was snake runner though so I didn't shoot, and was able to jump back in time and didn't get pulled. :P

Though it wouldn't matter, because we ended up strolling down the field and hanging the flag, they weren't there.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 04:50 PM

I was playing pump today, so I'm running and pumping at the same time, and all of a sudden I pump it and on the pump handle return, it disconnected from the back block and flew out in my hand.

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 05:04 PM

Opening my pod too early while I'm moving it towards my loader.

Ooh, I am embarrassed by this one- Forget to pick up pods on the field and trip on them the next game :(

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 05:21 PM

Dislocating my finger in a 1v1 was probably my biggest fail.

I was standing behind a brick column outside of an abandoned building where we used to play. I fired a couple shots at my friend who was within 20-30 feet away. When I tucked back behind the column, he charged. It seems I was camping a little too much...
Right when I was about to pop out, he strafed me and fired at point blank. Of course, he hits my left ring finger...

The finger was bent and I was in some angry pain. I pulled the finger straight and kept on playing. That sucked, but the awesome day made up for it.
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Posted 26 November 2011 - 05:46 PM

Playing woodsball in a bright blue adidis sweatshirt....

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Posted 26 November 2011 - 06:41 PM

i rushed around some thick bushes to get a clearer shot at what i thought was one guy and basically rushed into what was a firing squad thankfully i ran away bent over at the waist and was not hit by some minor miracle, but everyone i was with laughed their asses off which i was fine with cause what i did was dumb....

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 01:06 AM

ran across an open pipeline in a senario only to supperman about three feet short of the tree and then proceed to get lit up ......... to add insult to injury the feedneck on my old piranha i was using snaped off sending my rotor flying off into the trees
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Posted 27 November 2011 - 01:17 AM

Playing in the Canadian 7- man tourney my team takes out the opponents then our dorito side starts snap battling our snake..... In the end we lost points for eliminating our own players and never hanging the flag

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 01:21 AM

first time i dove into the snake (like my first time playing airball) i wasnt sure what to do next so i just lied there for a minute...then i realized my whole team was out and standing on the tape staring at me....and then i got surrendered from behind.

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 12:40 PM

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 09:30 PM

Shot off the break, virtue crown fell off, and shot in the funny bone as I was walking out.
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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:41 PM

Playing woodsball in a bright blue adidis sweatshirt....

That's not a fail that's a boss move

first time i dove into the snake (like my first time playing airball) i wasnt sure what to do next so i just lied there for a minute...then i realized my whole team was out and standing on the tape staring at me....and then i got surrendered from behind.

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:45 PM

MY biggest fail in paintball is when my Autococker pump was shooting low because my reg wasn't giving enough air. So i buy a cp and screw in my tank and i put my ear to the macroline to listen for leaks.

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Posted 27 November 2011 - 11:55 PM

1.hiding behind a bunker and shooting yourself in the hip.

2. thought there was one person left so trying to bunker him. turns out there were two people left. then running back to hide in the snake, sliped in mud, and broke my tank.

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 12:07 AM

CTF w/unlimited Respawn, I was out of paintballs, so Went to dead box put my gun down, and when It was time to respawn, ran from bunker to bunker while picking up paintballs on the ground and throwing them at the other team. :D
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 12:42 AM

Decided I was going to make a rush for a tower on an attack and defend game, and clotheslined myself on a dividing tapeline.

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 01:22 AM

Went Leroy Jenkins in recball with my new eNV, a Steelie, and an eggy iii I wish I never sold :(

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 01:35 AM

Tried to run n' gun with a KP against several electros, snapped the pump arm, dropped the pump handle, did a barrel roll and got lit up.

The sad part is that I was looking for any missing parts I could think of that were missing, but I had been gogged and couldn't really see anything.

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 02:23 AM

I was changing hands and bumped the trigger on my black magic. The shot hit center 50 bounced at a 90 angle into snake 50 and hit my teamate on the neck.

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 02:34 AM

Bought the Dye NT.
I will always regret it, the DM10 was cheaper but no, I had to buy an NT.

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Posted 28 November 2011 - 06:07 AM

Bought the Dye NT.
I will always regret it, the DM10 was cheaper but no, I had to buy an NT.


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Posted 28 November 2011 - 06:21 AM


Bought the Dye NT.
I will always regret it, the DM10 was cheaper but no, I had to buy an NT.


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Posted 30 November 2011 - 10:14 AM

tried to fix a loading issue with my gun and stuck my finger in the breech and into the feedneck mid game because the Vlocity I was using just did not put enough force on the balls and caught my finger. I pretty much shit myself on the spot and kept on playing.



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Posted 30 November 2011 - 10:20 AM

1.hiding behind a bunker and shooting yourself in the hip.

2. thought there was one person left so trying to bunker him. turns out there were two people left. then running back to hide in the snake, sliped in mud, and broke my tank.



That would suck... What kind of tank??

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 01:28 PM

What's the Biggest fail youve ever made?
Playing Woodsball and let the whole team pass right by you without noticing? Shot out your own Teammate in snake at NPPLChicago? (mike) Accidentally Started too Early off the Break and shot someone? Start


hahaha to my defense, I was completely out of breath when that happened. Here is the "behind the scenes" story about what really happened at NPPL Chicago-

12:00AM - LL4 starts, I beat the entire team to the front line, a brisk jog / sprint for a good 2 minutes in full paintball gear. I play for about 10 minutes, and have to run back to the pits.

12:30 - We empty all of our pods from the LL4 paint, and start filling all of our pods with the Ultra Evil to get ready for the NPPL

12:40 - I realize that the tank that I had in my gearbag for my Geo 2.1, was lent to SarawVW for her Ego. So I'm without a tank. I had to sprint back to my LL4 pit (which was about a half mile), remove the tank off my Nano, and sprint back to the NPPL pits. I had to air it up, then put it on my Geo 2.1 just as the game was starting.

12:45 - The NPPL game starts, and I'm completely winded and trying to catch my breath. I've been jogging back and forth nonstop for almost 45 minutes and I'm seeing deperately trying to catch my breath.

12:48 - I thought our snake player was shot out, and after a half dozen attempts to get Garrett (my mid player) to fill the snake, he gets shot out so I run up the field to fill the snake. As I run up, it appears our snake is still empty. I go around S1 and into S2, I still don't see anything. Of course I'm wearing a goggle camera, which means I can't "headcheck" because the camera will get shot before my head makes it out of the bunker. So I have to come out shooting. I come out shooting just as my snake player is about to move up, and I put 4 into his back. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


I've fucked up alot worse that this before, but that's definitely on the top 10 :-)


But as you guys see, I don't have the "God complex" that alot of these haters try to paint me with. If I screw up, I have no problem putting it on the channel for all to see. I'm human, I make mistakes just everyone else. I laugh at it, I try to learn from it, and I move on. Paintball is supposed to be fun, sometimes part of that fun is laughing at yourself screwing up :-)

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 04:06 PM

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 04:15 PM

Playing Attack/Defend, I'm the last attacker and I made the final push to the enemy building (touching it wins the attackers the game). Someone managed to shoot me in the chest about 5 times a few feet away from the base, so I automatically called myself out, losing the game. Walking back, about halfway down the field, I realize that not a single ball broke...


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Posted 30 November 2011 - 05:37 PM


Playing woodsball in a bright blue adidis sweatshirt....

That's not a fail that's a boss move

first time i dove into the snake (like my first time playing airball) i wasnt sure what to do next so i just lied there for a minute...then i realized my whole team was out and standing on the tape staring at me....and then i got surrendered from behind.

+1


Thanks brah I did alot of crawling around on my stomach that game haha

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 09:40 PM

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Posted 30 November 2011 - 10:02 PM

Well I've done a stupid thing a few times like trusting a role player during a scenerio game and get barreled tagged or accidentally bunkering my own teamate or still clearing the field when there's no one left or running down the field to bunker someone only to find out there already out. But my worst things happen when I ref, I've gotten minor concussions, broken fingers and got shot in the corner of my jaw where my flexs didn't cover from about 2 feet away and not being able to open or close my mouth or talk for about a week
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Posted 30 November 2011 - 10:07 PM

Doing a suicide run and as I start to go I immediately do a faceplant




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