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#1 Sallario

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 08:06 AM

So I finally got round to making a rant about this.

So, (and this is related) me and my alarm have a Love - Hate relationship, I hate it because I pisses me off to the point of me wanting to burn a hole through it with my laser. Then smash it to pieces. But this also wakes me up very well so I love it.

Now, I do like Starbucks, they do nice coffee in my opinion, I don't care if you don't like it, I do. But; and this is a very big but.

Why. The. FUCK! Must the use the same bloody alarm for their timers as my alarm at home. So I'm just in line talking to a friend, blah blah blah. Then, the bloody alarm goes off and it just fills me with this bloodthirsty rage that make me want to pick up the person behind the counter and chuck them at everything that makes noise.

So, to protect my blood pressure and the lives of your employees, please change the timer alarm you use. Thank you
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Posted 09 January 2012 - 08:09 AM

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 10:16 AM

come to america we use a different timer because we use a different everything.

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 10:37 AM

But I need ma crumpets!!!
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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:40 AM

lulz "bloody" you silly brits
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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:47 AM

nice. I also love Starbucks.
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Posted 09 January 2012 - 03:13 PM

lulz "bloody" you silly brits



I use bloody all the time.

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 04:24 PM

beats by dr dre /thread

But the Ego 11 is shiny. :(

Dosent the Ego 11 only come in dust colours?

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 04:45 PM

^ No.

My school bell used to be the same beep as my phones alarm clock...always scared the shit out of me :P
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Posted 09 January 2012 - 05:19 PM

beats by dr dre /thread


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Posted 09 January 2012 - 05:40 PM

beats by dr dre /thread


I hope that was a joke.

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 05:51 PM

I got $50 in Starbucks giftcards from Christmas I have to use up... :D
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Posted 09 January 2012 - 05:52 PM

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 05:55 PM

i don't like starbucks for the simple reason that they walk around like they are hot shit.

which is ironic because that is what there coffee tastes like.
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Posted 09 January 2012 - 06:26 PM

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i don't like starbucks for the simple reason that they walk around like they are hot shit.

which is ironic because that is what there coffee tastes like.


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Posted 09 January 2012 - 07:18 PM

Not to mention it's overpriced as fuck.

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 08:04 PM

It was a joke. Pretty much anything i say with /thread is a joke lol.

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@Baux18 LOL...

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 08:38 PM

@OP: I really don't know why I am saying this but if you don't have any reason why not I am going to use you for an english paper (well not you exactly, but the exact situation including the starbucks) and have the character go on an A-PTSD (Alsarm Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) induced killing spree. Also, this is funny as hell.

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 10:20 PM

@OP: I really don't know why I am saying this but if you don't have any reason why not I am going to use you for an english paper (well not you exactly, but the exact situation including the starbucks) and have the character go on an A-PTSD (Alsarm Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) induced killing spree.<br><br>Also, this is funny as hell.<br>


I MUST READ THIS WHEN YOU ARE DONE.accuracywolf.meme

Sounds funny as hell and ^

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:05 PM

I MUST READ THIS WHEN YOU ARE DONE.accuracywolf.meme

Sounds funny as hell and ^

I'll have it up before I go to bed :D

EDIT: We are doing a pretend introduction to a book we have supposedly already wrote just because our teacher must have though this would be fun to watch us do for some odd reason.

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:07 PM


I MUST READ THIS WHEN YOU ARE DONE.accuracywolf.meme

Sounds funny as hell and ^

I'll have it up before I go to bed :D

What time would that be? I'm going to bed in an hour lol. East coast ftw

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Posted 09 January 2012 - 11:57 PM

What time would that be? I'm going to bed in an hour lol. East coast ftw


Right now. I also feel your pain 3 weeks out of every year lol.

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Not as funny as I would have made it but I have to turn this in for a grade, so...

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 12:38 AM


What time would that be? I'm going to bed in an hour lol. East coast ftw


Right now. I also feel your pain 3 weeks out of every year lol.

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Not as funny as I would have made it but I have to turn this in for a grade, so...


Mispelled shirts and stupid lol. Funny tho.

Also I'm taking a wild guess you're name is Mathias Ross/Roth. And your teachers name is Ms. Anaboldi

If however in the 1/100000000000000000 chance i got that right you can just say im good at wheel of fortune lol

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 12:56 AM



What time would that be? I'm going to bed in an hour lol. East coast ftw


Right now. I also feel your pain 3 weeks out of every year lol.

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Not as funny as I would have made it but I have to turn this in for a grade, so...


Mispelled shirts and stupid lol. Funny tho.:

Also I'm taking a wild guess you're name is Mathias Ross/Roth. And your teachers name is Ms. Anaboldi

If however in the 1/100000000000000000 chance i got that right you can just say im good at wheel of fortune lol

Sorry about the misspellings, I type too fast to correct my errors.

And you are wrong on the names, but oh well lol

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Posted 10 January 2012 - 10:48 AM


What time would that be? I'm going to bed in an hour lol. East coast ftw


Right now. I also feel your pain 3 weeks out of every year lol.

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Not as funny as I would have made it but I have to turn this in for a grade, so...


I will admit that, that made me laugh. Well done :P
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Posted 10 January 2012 - 04:04 PM

The people in Starbucks bother me....everybody....NEEDS to have their i-everything out when that are at Starbucks. Everybody is trying to look like they are writing their next huge novel....when reality most of them are checking their email listening to music or smashing out some report that's due...
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Posted 10 January 2012 - 07:52 PM

5 starbux have been closed in 3 towns in NH
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Posted 11 January 2012 - 01:33 AM

Although I do like starbucks, I was pretty surprised to hear that McDonalds did better in a national blind taste test.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 03:25 AM

McDonald's coffee did better in a national blind taste test only because they can afford to grind more delicious impoverished children into the brew than Starbucks.

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Posted 11 January 2012 - 04:19 AM

McDonald's won because Starbucks in house coffee tastes terrible. :P McDonald's has always had good coffee.
Starbucks bagged stuff is pretty good though. Take it home and make yourself a much better cup of coffee :tup: ... and you can even return the empty bag for a tall cup of bad coffee if you want.

I switch it up with what I drink at home between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and coffee from a local gourmet food/kitchen ware store. :wub:

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 05:04 PM

i don't like starbucks for the simple reason that they walk around like they are hot shit.


Where are these stores that can get up and walk around? :huh:

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 05:13 PM


i don't like starbucks for the simple reason that they walk around like they are hot shit.


Where are these stores that can get up and walk around? :huh:


take a close look at starbucks next time.

they're bassically like

"Everyone line the fuck UP! we are starbucks we will make you wait long as balls for coffee that looks like our balls were all used as teabags and you will love it! Also, we charge more money then Bill gates has in the bank for a fucking "grande or venti or whatever it is nowadays'" (i just want a god dam large) . Its french that means that it must automatically taste like god brewed himself. " then you will but a shitty ass danish for even more money! because we are starbucks and no matter how we treat you, you will never stop buying.

No. go fuck yourself starbucks.

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 05:38 PM


i don't like starbucks for the simple reason that they walk around like they are hot shit.


Where are these stores that can get up and walk around? :huh:

You've never seen that? I've totally seen that happen where the Starbucks gets up and starts struttin its stuff around the block.
All the people inside the building trip out like "wtf! im spilling my macchiatto!"
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Posted 12 January 2012 - 05:59 PM



i don't like starbucks for the simple reason that they walk around like they are hot shit.


Where are these stores that can get up and walk around? :huh:

You've never seen that? I've totally seen that happen where the Starbucks gets up and starts struttin its stuff around the block.
All the people inside the building trip out like "wtf! im spilling my macchiatto!"


Man I need to head out to California!

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Posted 12 January 2012 - 07:55 PM

So, this had been de-railed from a timer alarm. To ranting about Starbucks. Congratulations.
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