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#1 Sigma Sparda

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Posted 25 February 2009 - 11:58 PM

Most of the guys that frequent this area of the forums are pretty witty. Lets hear what makes you a dedicated pump player.

I know Im a dedicated pump player when I just spent 200$ for new ways to mess with my Phantom setup. (At least these change the performance of the gun. No more endless A5 abyss with no results at the end. :D )

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 12:02 AM

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not :P. I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far :(.

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 01:43 PM

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not :P. I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far :(.

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

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how would you have a half full 12g?

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 02:49 PM

When you would rather lose your balls then your left hand.
When you have just ordered 300 10 round tubes with speedcaps
When you have to think about how many years that case of paint will last you.
When you spend most of yourr time looking in pump forums.
When you spend your time looking at BST on PBN and thinking... why, who would buy that, its a WGP handle.
When you get on the news for never using a semi ( The-Whiteboard )
When you buy a pump and immediatly sell it 2 days later for the one in purple.
When you have a bore much smaller then the paintball.

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 03:33 PM

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not :P. I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far :(.

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

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how would you have a half full 12g?


What? Where'd you get that from...

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 03:37 PM

I'm a dedicated pump player because...


Well, I guess I'm not :P. I did go for about 10 months playing only pump (with my PGP to boot!) though until I picked up a semi again, and now I've also got my Grey Ghost that I absolutely love but have only had the opportunity to use twice so far :(.

But there's always at least 10 full 12grams in my house. Right now I believe I have close to 30-35...

-Z3R0


how would you have a half full 12g?


What? Where'd you get that from...

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You specified full 12grams, it was kind of just funny.

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 03:43 PM

I also keep empty ones to practice reloading with.

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 03:50 PM

When you are always broke becasue you always buy more pumps
You have several semis but never touch them
When you only bring one gun to the field, knowing it won't break
When you dont bring a swab, because it is impossible to chop
When you have to explain to your G/F parents, that you need this gun because you haven't shot one of those yet

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 04:16 PM

when you sell all your semis to buy a pump

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 05:16 PM

When "heavy firepower" means sticking a 10 round tube into your speedgate.
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:14 PM

When you don't bring any pods or feed tubes onto the field, knowing you won't need them.
When you know you have a great pump, but buy three more just to be sure.
When you've officially bragged to everyone on the field about how you brought less balls to the game.
When your toilet flushes via pump handle.
When you pump your fork before eating.
When you join the army, only to try to convert your assault rifle to pump action.
When your kid's name is Nelson Sheridan.
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:17 PM

when you pick up a semi, and instantly grab for the pump handle, only to be confused when there isn't one.
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:18 PM

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:28 PM

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:45 PM

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.


Haha, I tried a/t-ing one of those... didn't work :(.

I'm still the fastest shooter out of all my friends when it comes to those games though, and they all ball too, just I'm the only pump player ;).

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 09:04 PM

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.



that has happened to me SO many times i can't even count them ...
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Posted 26 February 2009 - 09:10 PM

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.



that has happened to me SO many times i can't even count them ...


oh god I'm turning into cocker punk. now I just have to wait for my ban email form pbn.

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 09:11 PM

when you think, is 15 too big of a feed tube? I kinda wanna go 10, or 8 hmmm
when you still have the bag/reciept from when you bought your last pack of 12ies and paint in and it's from 2 years ago
when you try and rock your semi forward before shooting making sure the ball will load
when you think you over shot when you took 4 shots to hit some one
when you with your pump in sight making sure it won't go any where
when you clean your gun randomly even though you cleaned between the last time you played just to play around with your gun
when people on the field are complaining about your velocity and you get chrono'd 5 times and are 5-10 under (it's happened to me on several occasions lol i think it's because people get long balled and assume your velocity is too high)
when you pick up a semi it feels like a brick because your so used to your SC weight
when people beg to be on your team so they don't get gogged again and again

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Posted 26 February 2009 - 11:47 PM

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 12:17 PM

i know im a dedicated pumper because my mag has gotten lonely

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 01:09 PM

When you show off to your college friends how fast you can shoot with the pump action hunting game at the arcade.
When you try to go a/t on the pump action hunting game at the arcade.



that has happened to me SO many times i can't even count them ...


oh god I'm turning into cocker punk. now I just have to wait for my ban email form pbn.


i think it is more telling when you start a semester off by puking in the bathroom of a Perkins the night before your first class.
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 08:55 PM

man i would be a dedicated pumper..but, my autocockers just way way too cool to convert..
which is ufunny because i have a ccm kit!
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 09:24 PM

you buy a "pee on semi sticker"
you cary 1/10th (or less) the amount of paint everyone else is
you find yourself moving faster than everyone else
you get blamed for bunkering too much
you practice reloading 12grams while watching tv
you give a history lesson to people who ask dumb questions


just a few I came up with...

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Posted 27 February 2009 - 09:29 PM

When you get a stock pump and work till it shoots better than adding mods. In other words you don't need mods and it shoots better than the guy who dumped $300+ into his stock pumper.

Brasso,never dull and a buffer go along way when it comes to performance.
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Posted 27 February 2009 - 11:30 PM

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 12:03 AM

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun

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Posted 28 February 2009 - 04:39 PM

i know im a dedicated pumper because my mag has gotten lonely


So pump your mag...




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Posted 28 February 2009 - 10:19 PM

when you win a Luxe in a tournament and sell it to buy more pumps to hang up on your wall
when you go small game hunting with a stock class and half a hopper of paint
when you start a petition for your local field to allow blind firing because you no longer need to look to hit your opponents
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 12:27 AM

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun



i have to say i've done this my fair share of times :lol:

when you pumpker your 10th person
when you can pick what part of the opponent you want to hit
when your pump is the only thing your girl friend is pulling back that shoots ropes
when you get pissed off playing greg hastings paintball because theres no pumps in the game
when some one says surrender and you scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" while auto triggering from your hip
when your field starts making sure the 2 pumps get split up in fear, trying to make the teams more fair for the semis
when you double loaded a ball on accident and it turned out well, splitting off in 2 directions and hitting 2 separate people

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 12:43 AM

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun



i have to say i've done this my fair share of times :lol:

when you pumpker your 10th person
when you can pick what part of the opponent you want to hit
when your pump is the only thing your girl friend is pulling back that shoots ropes
when you get pissed off playing greg hastings paintball because theres no pumps in the game
when some one says surrender and you scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" while auto triggering from your hip
when your field starts making sure the 2 pumps get split up in fear, trying to make the teams more fair for the semis
when you double loaded a ball on accident and it turned out well, splitting off in 2 directions and hitting 2 separate people


wait so I'm not the only persona thats happened to? got to love reball.

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 01:04 AM

ture story, in the woods it was 2 on and the paintball gods where on my side (in my first year of playing stock class) i double loaded not realizing it 2 enemies where moving towards me hoping to just over power me, they walked past about a 1 foot wide tree i pulled the trigger and saw 2 balls fly split about 5 feet before they got to the tree then saw one big spot on the one persons gogs and the other had one right on his belly button :D good moment in my career

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 01:12 AM

wow. what did they say after that?

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 08:55 AM

it was pretty much silent because they were in complete and udder shock. I had to explain to them what had happened, at first they just thought i shot them both in very rapid succession, but after they realized it was true that it was only 1 shot, thinking back and only hearing 1 POP sound there responses where

NO FUCKING WAY DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

and

YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH

lol the other players all thought it was the coolest thing they've ever heard of, as we sat around laughing at these 2 for a while after the game talking about how the the "impossible" had occured

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 09:28 PM

when you tell the semis that their guns are brocken because they are missing a pump

when your girlfriend says shes going to buy a pair of pumps and you say wait for the new ccm ones. this happened today and i felt like an idiot :rolleyes:
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 09:59 PM

when you tell the semis that their guns are brocken because they are missing a pump

when your girlfriend says shes going to buy a pair of pumps and you say wait for the new ccm ones. this happened today and i felt like an idiot :rolleyes:

legit?

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 10:56 PM

i'd say no shens, because shit like this happens to me sometimes where your mind just doesn't register any possibility other then the one that came to you in that moment and it feels like it should make sense until after you say it

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Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:42 PM

when you clean your gun randomly even though you cleaned between the last time you played just to play around with your gun

Ah, so Im not the only one!

When you sell all of your precious autocockers and accessories (And 68/4500 crossfire) to buy a grey ghost
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Posted 01 March 2009 - 11:43 PM

when you get excited about an electro (dm5) and then sell it a week later because its too complicted... then use the money to buy more cockers/phanotms
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Posted 02 March 2009 - 03:46 AM

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Posted 02 March 2009 - 04:02 PM

when you try and try to convince all your friends to play pump cause its more fun


Yeah. I got one of my friends to buy a pump, and another(who usually likes to spray away on an electro) is now thinking about it.
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 03:21 AM

when you pick up a semi, and instantly grab for the pump handle, only to be confused when there isn't one.


this like when you drive a auto car when you have been driving stick for ever. "No where did that damn clutch go? oh yeah there is none!" T-T

When you are choosing players for a walk on game and you say 3 pumps vs 5 semis and say "that seems fair."
and you win.

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Posted 03 March 2009 - 06:42 AM

When you remember every shot you took in the last game.
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 09:08 AM

When you giggle at the thought of semi players trying to make a loader for First Strike rounds.
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 08:16 PM

when you tell the semis that their guns are brocken because they are missing a pump

when your girlfriend says shes going to buy a pair of pumps and you say wait for the new ccm ones. this happened today and i felt like an idiot :rolleyes:


thats like the saying "you know you're addicted to paintball when someone passes out on the field and someone screams does he have a pulse and you say no he has a vlocity"
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Posted 03 March 2009 - 09:00 PM

thats like the saying "you know you're addicted to paintball when someone passes out on the field and someone screams does he have a pulse and you say no he has a vlocity"


that may be an old joke but i have never heard it honestly and the only responsible way i can respond is as follows

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING AWESOME :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P

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Posted 04 March 2009 - 05:04 PM

When you don't believe in auto-trigger, because that's too fast for you.
When you bring your friend to the field for the first time and let him use your old electro so you can pump.
When you buy an old pump marker and put a piece of wood in the handle so you can show off your awesome new board to the electro players. (done it before)
When you make wooden grips for your pumps because you want them to be even more "old school." (working on it)
When you spend the entirety of your study hall trying to think of something witty to say on this forum.
When you can't find an SC conversion kit for your pump, so you make one out of plumbing parts.
When you go to a paintball field with no paint, then just stand out in the open so the guys on the other side will try to longball, then pick up their paint(which is merrily bouncing past you), wipe off any dirt, and longball them with it.
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Posted 04 March 2009 - 08:04 PM

When you put a pump kit on your ego and dm

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 07:17 AM

When you don't have to worry about turning the ROF setting up to turn the suck setting down. :)
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Posted 05 March 2009 - 04:48 PM

When you don't believe in auto-trigger, because that's too fast for you.
When you bring your friend to the field for the first time and let him use your old electro so you can pump.
When you buy an old pump marker and put a piece of wood in the handle so you can show off your awesome new board to the electro players. (done it before)
When you make wooden grips for your pumps because you want them to be even more "old school." (working on it)
When you spend the entirety of your study hall trying to think of something witty to say on this forum.
When you can't find an SC conversion kit for your pump, so you make one out of plumbing parts.
When you go to a paintball field with no paint, then just stand out in the open so the guys on the other side will try to longball, then pick up their paint(which is merrily bouncing past you), wipe off any dirt, and longball them with it.


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Posted 05 March 2009 - 08:25 PM

thats like the saying "you know you're addicted to paintball when someone passes out on the field and someone screams does he have a pulse and you say no he has a vlocity"


that may be an old joke but i have never heard it honestly and the only responsible way i can respond is as follows

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THATS FUCKING AWESOME :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P


that going in my sig
Posted by MrSandwich-"I read somewhere that if I took a pill my thingamahooey would double in size but, alas, you can't believe everything you read. Gatorade doesn't dehydrate you." 




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