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#51 brycelarson

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:38 PM

[quote name='Leafy' date='Feb 28 2009, 11:43 PM' post='205800']
when you double loaded a ball on accident and it turned out well, splitting off in 2 directions and hitting 2 separate people

I got a double goggle shot playing speedball indoors. I slid into the stand up at the 40 and while making the slide I felt my pump handle catch a bit - I took a quick look out the right side of the bunker to spot their back corner. he was coming over the top of the bunker - so I poped out, aimed high and dropped two ball right over the top of the bunker. then I saw a gun stick up - one ball right in front of each eye. made me giggle a bit.

you know that pumping is in your blood when you can ID pretty much any brass, pump or custom gun - but have couldn't pick an 08/09 whatever electro out of a lineup.

...you feel bad anytime you make a trade - if the gun you're getting is a pump and the one you're giving away isn't - for the other guy

...eye holes make you cry a little inside

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Posted 05 March 2009 - 09:42 PM

When you have empty 12ies around your house in places you have never expect(bath room)

When you show up at your field and when you buy you bag of paint and the guy says "only one bag!?" and you show him your nifty phantom

When the Noobs are your field are pointing at your joyride and saying " Hey look at those mini pods" and "Look at that scope on top of that gun!" And I'm like "I dont own a scope"

When a guy shows up at your field with an 09' ego and you are like "The made an 09'? I thought they stopped in 06' "

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QUOTE (Cubeman @ Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:10 PM

....When a case of paint lasts months....

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:35 PM

Pump guns are like potato chips, you cant just have one

anyways
when you make your own 50 round pods with your old 140 round pods.
when you constantly dissasemble your pump completly and put it back together faster than the time it took you to take it apart.
when you spend study hall thinking about ridiculosly (cant spell) impossible manuvers and you try them anyways.
when you make a list like above and you haven't even played pump yet! (me, I just got my pumps a few months ago and I am waiting for my local field to open again)
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:38 PM

When you don't reload during a game
When half of the opposing team has to pull out a rag in the dead box to wipe off there gogs
When you borrow a friends single pod it lasts you the whole day and you return it half full
When you know more about your gun then the field airsmith (gunfixer guy)
When you dream about paintball you are using a pump
When you realize that your not at a disadvantage
When every one at your field are convinced pumps are more accurate, "they've got to be!"
When after the game you here, the phrase "i didn't see that coming"
When your asked "do you miss?"
When the guy with the sl8r says "i want that gun" pointing at your phantom

this ones not mine some one said it a while ago it might be in this thread

when some one asks hey you sure you wanna use that pump, i got an ion in the car you can borrow so it's more fair for you, and you respond saying no it's okay i have a dm8 in my trunk but i feel like dominating this game so i'll use this instead.

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#56 SpeedyGonzales73

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Posted 06 March 2009 - 03:53 PM

"when some one asks hey you sure you wanna use that pump, i got an ion in the car you can borrow so it's more fair for you, and you respond saying no it's okay i have a dm8 in my trunk but i feel like dominating this game so i'll use this instead."

lmfao
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Posted 06 March 2009 - 06:43 PM

When you buy a mechanical semi, convert it to a pump, trade that pump for an electro, brake the electro, build a mechanical and then trade it for another pump. Almost completed the cycle, looking for another semi; hope to pick up an S6 or Phanny, soon. :D

EDIT: When you argue with the guy with the shocker/mag (depends on who's there) that closed bolts AREN'T more accurate. C_C

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Posted 12 March 2009 - 06:01 PM

When you don't believe in auto-trigger, because that's too fast for you.
When you bring your friend to the field for the first time and let him use your old electro so you can pump.
When you buy an old pump marker and put a piece of wood in the handle so you can show off your awesome new board to the electro players. (done it before)
When you make wooden grips for your pumps because you want them to be even more "old school." (working on it)
When you spend the entirety of your study hall trying to think of something witty to say on this forum.
When you can't find an SC conversion kit for your pump, so you make one out of plumbing parts.
When you go to a paintball field with no paint, then just stand out in the open so the guys on the other side will try to longball, then pick up their paint(which is merrily bouncing past you), wipe off any dirt, and longball them with it.


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Posted 12 March 2009 - 06:10 PM

When you dont own an electronic feeder...
When you dont bring more than a bag of paint to the field....
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Posted 12 March 2009 - 08:07 PM

your sniperII looks like mine... lol

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 09:20 AM

when some one asked you how many guys u got out last round, and you say "well, i started with 10 shots, i have 4 left, so 6 kills."


when the opposing teams game plan is "kill the pump guy, then go for the others."

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 11:55 PM

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Posted 14 March 2009 - 11:58 PM

when the opposing teams game plan is "kill the pump guy, then go for the others."


describes an average day in my local woods lol

when the only kingman marker you have any hope for is a home made spump
When it's 1 am and you have a stomach virus but can't get off the pump forums to get some shut-eye
when you can't remember a day where you didn't gog some one
when people want to get you out just to bonus ball you because there sick of being owned by some one with 1 bps
When you think of taking a tape recorder and recording the "boom head shot" sound track for all the gog's you rack up that day
When you think you over shot because you changed a 12 gram last game

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Posted 15 March 2009 - 04:02 AM

I'm a dedicated to pump because:

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 01:25 PM

you go to type the word "human" while doing your homework but write the word "pump" instead.

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 09:41 PM

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Posted 19 March 2009 - 10:05 PM

your a dedicated pump player if youve ever played a whole day with only a PGP.

im about to do this for the second time on saturday :D
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Posted 20 March 2009 - 12:22 PM

When you count 20 people and load 10 paintballs
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Posted 21 March 2009 - 07:11 PM

When you count 20 people and load 10 paintballs

lol i like that a lot

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Posted 21 March 2009 - 11:10 PM

when you pick up your friends ego and realize you don't have to pump it then you realize your retarded for trying to
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Posted 22 March 2009 - 12:07 AM

whne its 3 pump players vs 10 own gear

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Posted 22 March 2009 - 12:21 AM

when you hear the PSHHSHSHSHSHS from another stock player and rush him.

and i seriously could have done the vlocity joke today at work because someone had a seizure on my field. holding an airway open during a seizure is not fun, but he didnt die. yay lifeguards
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Posted 22 March 2009 - 12:52 AM

when you hear the PSHHSHSHSHSHS from another stock player and rush him.

and i seriously could have done the vlocity joke today at work because someone had a seizure on my field. holding an airway open during a seizure is not fun, but he didnt die. yay lifeguards


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Posted 22 March 2009 - 11:57 PM

were only awesome when we have our tan. then that means we have experience. yay tan lifeguards
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 06:48 AM

When the Noobs are your field are pointing at your joyride and saying " Hey look at those mini pods" and "Look at that scope on top of that gun!" And I'm like "I dont own a scope"


lol. i get this one the most.

mini pods. lol.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 11:09 AM

When you realize just how many times you've almost pushed the add-to-cart button for that ninja air 13/3000.

When you've been playing all day on your first air fill and you decide you can reinsert 'just one more time', again.
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Posted 23 March 2009 - 10:22 PM

when all day air is only 5 bucks but you don't pay it because you've got all the air you need for the day in your bag

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 02:07 PM

When you use an old, beat-up marker for the sake of watching the other team laugh, then cry.
When the guy with the smart-parts jersey keeps walking off the field with a ball right in the middle of the target.
When you're unable to sell your used pump guns, even though you just got that phantom you've been drooling over.
When you find yourself trying to keep this forum alive by posting when it gets too close to the bottom of the page.
When one of you're friends says he's buying a bicycle pump, and you wonder what that contraption must look like.
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Posted 26 March 2009 - 09:51 PM

When the Noobs are your field are pointing at your joyride and saying " Hey look at those mini pods" and "Look at that scope on top of that gun!" And I'm like "I dont own a scope"


lol. i get this one the most.

mini pods. lol.


lol, I get this like 5 times a day, every day.

Even some guys with Egos are like "Wow What a n00b, He has a scope and a 'Ga y' Airsoft mini tank"









Also: When You go to a new field and you ask the cashier to split you a bag and he is like "Dude, I go throught that in a game"

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IT FUCKING RIPPED HIS BALLS IN HALF!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!??!? RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING MIDDLE!!!! IM NOT MAKING THIS UP!!!!!!!!

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Posted 26 March 2009 - 10:11 PM

lol i get the scope thing so much!

its so trademark of noobism
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 06:18 AM

You know that you're dedicated when you end up on the six o clock new's for never using a semi. Bandit is your hero but Ollie Lang isn't. You put an autotrigger on you'r tv remote. and finally You put a pump handle on your pool cue.

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Posted 28 March 2009 - 06:35 AM

Or you wonder if they are ever gonna come out with hpa 12 grams
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 10:37 AM

When at the end of the day you decide to walk up behind the other team and ask them nicely to surrender
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Posted 28 March 2009 - 12:02 PM

I'm a dedicated pumper, because I still know which parts fit on what guns from way back when. Also when you give away a slug CCM body for a trade on milling work lol. Also when you can remember the first double barrel that Palmer made and know that the price has never gone down.
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Posted 29 March 2009 - 09:55 AM

your dedicated when you see some one in a bunker near you Drop a pod of paint, and you either wait for one to roll to you and throw it in, or wait for that player to get shot out and Drool over "FREE ALL DAY PAINT!".

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When your Girlfriend buys you a case of paint for X-mas and you say "Thanks babe!!! I have enough to last me all year!"

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 05:10 PM

Im a dedicated pumper because i went to a scenario and it's the player appreciation day so upon entry each player is given 250 paintballs

and in 5 hours of solid play I only used 72...

keeping in mind a case of paint here is $80

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Posted 29 March 2009 - 10:35 PM

When you go to an event where a case of paint is $50... so you buy a bag off a team mate for $12.50. Then pay $25 for entry... then after 8 hours of play you walk away with...


-Sportsmanship Award (My team was awarded this.)
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Posted 30 March 2009 - 10:43 PM

i envy you Gmaster
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Posted 02 April 2009 - 02:35 PM

When your wife accuses you that you would rather sleep in bed with your pump than with her, and you agree

When your biggest concern when buying a new barrel is to make sure that rollouts wont happen.

The joy that you know that you can pump multiple balls into your barrel, the true pump bonus ball

The dissapointment you feel when your perfect shot is broke on the lone tree branch 1 foot from its targets face mask.

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Posted 02 April 2009 - 05:25 PM

When you enter D4 with pump guns

when you hear someone autotrigger, and you yell "REF CHECK HIS GUN! HES GOT A SEMI!"

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Posted 05 April 2009 - 01:53 AM

When you're the only one among your friends who pumps, as well as the only one who doesn't worry about playing kids with high-end markers.
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Posted 05 April 2009 - 01:38 PM

When you're the only one among your friends who pumps, as well as the only one who doesn't worry about playing kids with high-end markers.


very nice add, i am like that as well

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 06:49 PM

When you start the game off with your gat un-pumped.


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#95 cheesecakeinyourfacehole

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 07:00 PM

when u keep track of your headshots and u go out on the feild inspect the other team and notice that all five of them are using semis then u ad 5 headshots to your tally before the game starts
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 08:27 PM

when you look on the other team and see another pump player. you immediatly run back to your bag and grab two more tubes.

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Posted 07 April 2009 - 09:34 PM

your a dedicated pump player if youve ever played a whole day with only a PGP.

im about to do this for the second time on saturday :D


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Posted 07 April 2009 - 09:41 PM

You know your a dediicated when your sleeper gun is a sniper 2 with an autotrigger.

or even better yet, you know your a dedicated pumper when you dont even bother to bring a sleeper gun!
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Posted 07 April 2009 - 11:53 PM

when you kiss your gun after every headshot -.-
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Posted 08 April 2009 - 06:20 PM

when you look on the other team and see another pump player. you immediatly run back to your bag and grab two more tubes.



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