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Posted 20 February 2012 - 09:53 PM

Yesterday I was adjusting my trigger to my liking, going back and forth between Opto and Micro switches and I could not, for the life of me, figure out why my trigger was bouncing. No matter what I set my Debounce setting to I would always get an extra couple of shots at the end. So after about an hour of fooling around with this and that I finally realized my gun was on ramping the entire fucking time lol. My trigger was never bouncey lol.
Anything like this ever happen to you where you spend a long time trying to fix problems that don't exist?

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:06 PM

I was shooting my gun in the middle of the game and all of a sudden my barrel just falls off. :blink:


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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:16 PM

My vibe was shooting then it wasn't shooting.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:25 PM

When my axe starts a mad leak in the middle of the game. I took it apart, told my friend to get my lube out of my tool case, lubed it up, put it back together, and won the game. I was scared when I was trying to fix it.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:31 PM

5V5 tourny, only our two back men were left. One of them had a right feed cocker and must have chopped or something, so he pulls his bolt and hopper off and does a field expedient cleaning job. He thought he had lost the adapter for his elbow, and his revvy wouldn't tighten back on. So here he is, firing with his right hand, holding the hopper on with his left, and holding his pinky in the air like some high society socialite at a tea party. Why is he holding his pinky out? Because he is wearing the adapter like a ring! "Oh shit" is exactly what he said while leaving the field as we pointed out his error. Pretty damn funny at the time though.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:35 AM

Timmy kept blowing a hose off the solenoid every time I aired it up. At my wits end I opened up both of the regs, both pin valves were stuck open from orings that were too big. The noid was getting 850 and the hose just wouldn't hold. that solenoid broke not too long after that xD
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 01:30 PM

Was playing some airball, and as soon as I made it to dorito my hopper batteries died.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:19 PM

Playing a bit of bushball, when i dived behind a bunker, and got up, I peeked out to find my targets, and then, while I wasn't watching my gun, shot myself all the way from my kneecap on my shoe on 12bps (it was just me I was with a few friends and we were all ramping so I wasn't out there shooting rentals don't worrry.).

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:30 PM

Working on a marq for my boss, I wanted to make sure the eyes worked, gun was gassed..... had a two second moment of "Oh yea that's right, that hurts like hell" Dove behind a bunker hit my Axe's front grip on a rock, knocked it loose, snapped out, it fell off. Played the rest of the game holding my gun together and got the last kill.
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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:33 PM

At Wasaga it started raining halfway through the day, I was rocking my phantom but because I was right in the front row I just had to keep shooting away, water got into my feed and the balls started to swell, So I could not pump a ball in because i had like 10 stuck inside the tube. So I was tucked behind a little wooden bunker thats like, at best, knee cap height. trying to clear up my phantom feed tube.

that was a oh shit moment indeed

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:51 PM

When i was playing and my gun randomly started ramping -_-

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:55 PM

Feeling like a BAMF running down the field with my pump running and gunning. slide into a bunker about to pop out get my pump ready to shoot. Pump it... oops. I accidentally pointed it down! Roll-out. Posted Image

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:06 PM

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 10:12 PM

Having my old jt gun randomly start shooting in the house after i put the co2 in... had to clean it up quick before my mom noticed

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:35 AM

Using my BT-DE on a walk on advanced game, was attacking the side of a hill, making good progres and managed to clear the crest. Stuck my head up, to see a line of about 15 people making a firing line ready to charge over to my side of the hill. They began rushing when they saw me, and I basically slid backwards on my ass, my gun firing as I slid downward like a jackass. Ended up in a bush where I fought to the bitter end. Took 3 of em with me lol.


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:16 AM

Was playing walk on with a couple regulars at my nearby field.

During one of the games, it was down to me and a buddy and 4 of the opponents. So he shoots one out, and another shot him out so that leaves me alone with 3 guys. I shot that one player who shot my buddy out and the end game horn sounds.

I breathed a sigh of relief cause i knew we weren't going to win the game anyway, but the head ref shouts "play on! 5 minutes!" and i went "o shit o shit o shit!" I only brought 1 pod out so loaded the hopper and just fired in the general direction of where i thought they would be.

So i told myself, if i stay, i lose, if i run out and get shot i lose, so, don't get shot. I creeped around my bunker as quietly as i could and i spotted 1 guy pointing at my original position and shot him, went further down a couple bunkers and flanked the last guy.

This was the second oh shit moment. His gun was pointing away from me, but as he brought it to bear, he was shooting on ramping, but i already had the bead on him and i hit him first, just seconds faster then he would have.

Won the game, and i didn't believe it...
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Posted 22 February 2012 - 03:44 PM

My hopper died as someone was running towards me and I got bunkered

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 04:27 PM

I see this huge douche running towards me to bunker me out, so I give him one to wear in his stomach, he ignores it, then he shoots me 7 times when he bunkers me... on semi
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