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#1 Nobben #44

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:12 PM

People sometimes write something wrong or misspell stuff. This is allright and in my eyes it doesn't affect how I view you.
That was indeed a disclaimer to the rant that will come below.


People also have this need to shorten things down. No, I don't mean shortening several words into their initials, but shortening simple words.

For example, You becomes U. Before becomes b4, so on and so fourth.
Who was the person who invented this kind of "language" I do not know the word "u" or "b4". Why are they using this and then calling it English?
Fuckers.

Seriosuly, how fucking hard is it to write fuking "you" in a sentence? Fuck!
Things like laugh out loud or, laughing my fucking ass off(not assosiated with the shitty band) are shortened down due to the fact that they are used a lot and they are set by several different words.
You is ONE FUCKING WORD, set up by THREE FUCKING LETTERS! Y-O-U, 1-2-3. One, two, three, motherfucker. One, two, three!

Why are this used so much on the internet? Why do people feel the need to write like mindless cunts all day long?
Fucking Einstein would seem like an idiot with no brain if he wrote like that.
If you try to write with at least some sort of good grammar, people usually take you more seriously, and with it, read what you wrote.
When you use that "u" and "b4" shit you can write the recepie to get pussy, but no smart man would read it. No matter how good, deep or smart it is, people won't take you seriously.

You got to present your shit good, or else people won't bother to, well, bother.


All this brings me to something else.
What is up with writing a heart after EVERYTHING you write on Facebook? Holy shit it's annoying.
"Hello, r u goin out b4 lunch?<3333"
Everytime I use a heart for anything in writing I feel like an idiot. Even when it's used correctly.

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:15 PM

It's because of texting, and people take their texting habits to all forms of communication.

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#3 Nobben #44

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:20 PM

I've never used that type of writing in texting. Never needed too either.

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:25 PM

It's gotten pretty bad.

People are starting to say "totes" for "totally"

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:29 PM

before there were keyboards on phones it was a pain to text. Abbreviations were necessary to text back then, especially when the character allowance on a text was so little.

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:37 PM

There are very few words that I will shorten down, but every once and a while, an old habit from when I was like, 13, rears its ugly head. For some reason, cya seems like a normal word when I typing. Back when I used to MUD, it was incredibly common, and I was new to typing fast, so I always typed cya. Just kind of stuck, and the brain doesnt divide it away from normal words. It is the same when I am saying G6R. Anyone that watches my videos will catch me saying G6er, rather than G-6-R. I try to correct myself as much as possible, but once it is stuck, it is stuck.
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:44 PM

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:47 PM

Abbreviations that make sense
lol (laughing out loud)
lmfao (laughing my fucking ass off)
lshilmsadmt (laughing so hard I lost my sombrero and dropped my taco)
cya (see ya in those few seconds as they are leaving)
gg (good game for when you have 3 seconds between games)

Abbreviations that piss me the fuck off

u (you)
r (are)
dush (douche)
2 (to/too)

It's just fucking stupid when you need to REMOVE ONE MOTHER FUCKING LETTER FROM ONE MOTHER FUCKING WORD THAT IS TWO FUCKING LETTERS LONG AND YOU ASK ME WHY I THINK YOU'RE VERY FUCKING STUPID.

#9 Nobben #44

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 04:58 PM

Abbreviations that make sense
lol (laughing out loud)
lmfao (laughing my fucking ass off)
lshilmsadmt (laughing so hard I lost my sombrero and dropped my taco)
cya (see ya in those few seconds as they are leaving)
gg (good game for when you have 3 seconds between games)

Abbreviations that piss me the fuck off

u (you)
r (are)
dush (douche)
2 (to/too)

It's just fucking stupid when you need to REMOVE ONE MOTHER FUCKING LETTER FROM ONE MOTHER FUCKING WORD THAT IS TWO FUCKING LETTERS LONG AND YOU ASK ME WHY I THINK YOU'RE VERY FUCKING STUPID.


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Posted 25 February 2012 - 11:58 PM

It's like slang I guess.
i do it all the time cuzz i like it brehh.
really doe!
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Posted 26 February 2012 - 03:32 PM

It's like slang I guess.
i do it all the time cuzz i like it brehh.
really doe!
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I have no idea what that was supposed to say.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 03:36 PM

Fuck you and your cuzzez in tha buzzhurr. :rolleyes:

imma flip yo sh1t in tha bag bo 2 fry tha bagzzul cuz 1m awsum.

Fuck it, I'm gonna write every repsond in this thread like that.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:51 AM


It's like slang I guess.
i do it all the time cuzz i like it brehh.
really doe!
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I have no idea what that was supposed to say.



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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:50 AM

Fuck you and your cuzzez in tha buzzhurr. :rolleyes:

imma flip yo sh1t in tha bag bo 2 fry tha bagzzul cuz 1m awsum.

Fuck it, I'm gonna write every repsond in this thread like that.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:02 AM

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:07 AM

I r da greates bro alive yo, u enjoy my epic gammer.


I hate it when Canadians type in their dialect...
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:48 AM

I r da greates bro alive yo, u enjoy my epic gammer.


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Posted 28 February 2012 - 11:43 AM

Abbreviations that make sense
lol (laughing out loud)
lmfao (laughing my fucking ass off)
lshilmsadmt (laughing so hard I lost my sombrero and dropped my taco)
cya (see ya in those few seconds as they are leaving)
gg (good game for when you have 3 seconds between games)

Abbreviations that piss me the fuck off

u (you)
r (are)
dush (douche)
2 (to/too)

It's just fucking stupid when you need to REMOVE ONE MOTHER FUCKING LETTER FROM ONE MOTHER FUCKING WORD THAT IS TWO FUCKING LETTERS LONG AND YOU ASK ME WHY I THINK YOU'RE VERY FUCKING STUPID.


LOL and ROFL irritate me when people do it. Are they really laughing out loud or rolling on the floor laughing? 9/10 times no.



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Posted 28 February 2012 - 12:12 PM

It's gotten pretty bad.

People are starting to say "totes" for "totally"



Been saying totes for a year now. You should probs get with it.
Now that I got a good long Stiffi on my 'cocker I just need to find some dudes to shoot my balls on...

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lulzwut?
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 12:16 PM


It's gotten pretty bad.

People are starting to say "totes" for "totally"



Been saying totes for a year now. You should probs get with it.


Dudz, you should probs get off his back before he totes gets mad at you bro. Don't mess wif him.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 12:36 PM



It's gotten pretty bad.

People are starting to say "totes" for "totally"



Been saying totes for a year now. You should probs get with it.


Dudz, you should probs get off his back before he totes gets mad at you bro. Don't mess wif him.


Not my fault he doesn't know that abbrevs are presh.

Edited by redthirst, 28 February 2012 - 12:38 PM.

Now that I got a good long Stiffi on my 'cocker I just need to find some dudes to shoot my balls on...

Lulzwut ain't no country I ever heard of! They type English in Lulzwut?
lulzwut?
ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER! CAN YOU TYPE IT?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:22 PM

I was going to write a response to this thread with shortened words, but isn't everybody thinking of/actually doing that?
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 04:40 PM

I was going to write a response to this thread with shortened words, but isn't everybody thinking of/actually doing that?



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Now that I got a good long Stiffi on my 'cocker I just need to find some dudes to shoot my balls on...

Lulzwut ain't no country I ever heard of! They type English in Lulzwut?
lulzwut?
ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER! CAN YOU TYPE IT?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:00 PM

Nex thin yo kno pople wil jus tak ou andom etters fro ords.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 06:14 PM

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:27 PM

Wow, you dropped the C bomb.

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 07:41 PM

Isn't that not really a big deal in the UK?

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Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:33 PM

dude u need 2 calm dwn b4 u post angry thread. lol jk

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Posted 29 February 2012 - 10:08 AM

People sometimes write something wrong or misspell stuff. This is allright and in my eyes it doesn't affect how I view you.
That was indeed a disclaimer to the rant that will come below.


People also have this need to shorten things down. No, I don't mean shortening several words into their initials, but shortening simple words.

For example, You becomes U. Before becomes b4, so on and so fourth.
Who was the person who invented this kind of "language" I do not know the word "u" or "b4". Why are they using this and then calling it English?
Fuckers.

Seriosuly, how fucking hard is it to write fuking "you" in a sentence? Fuck!
Things like laugh out loud or, laughing my fucking ass off(not assosiated with the shitty band) are shortened down due to the fact that they are used a lot and they are set by several different words.
You is ONE FUCKING WORD, set up by THREE FUCKING LETTERS! Y-O-U, 1-2-3. One, two, three, motherfucker. One, two, three!

Why are this used so much on the internet? Why do people feel the need to write like mindless cunts all day long?
Fucking Einstein would seem like an idiot with no brain if he wrote like that.
If you try to write with at least some sort of good grammar, people usually take you more seriously, and with it, read what you wrote.
When you use that "u" and "b4" shit you can write the recepie to get pussy, but no smart man would read it. No matter how good, deep or smart it is, people won't take you seriously.

You got to present your shit good, or else people won't bother to, well, bother.


All this brings me to something else.
What is up with writing a heart after EVERYTHING you write on Facebook? Holy shit it's annoying.
"Hello, r u goin out b4 lunch?<3333"
Everytime I use a heart for anything in writing I feel like an idiot. Even when it's used correctly.

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There you have it, a unneccesary rant that will do no good to the world.


you have poor grammar in some spots in this text ;) but yeah people are too lazy. i really hate when people say things like " yh il be thre in lik 5mn"
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Posted 29 February 2012 - 10:38 AM


It's gotten pretty bad.

People are starting to say "totes" for "totally"



Been saying totes for a year now. You should probs get with it.


Or how about this. You can say it all you want, but please, don't write it.
Speaking slang and writing slang are two different thing. Saying it seems normal and most people don't give a shit.
But as soon as you start writing it, people stop taking you seriosuly.



People sometimes write something wrong or misspell stuff. This is allright and in my eyes it doesn't affect how I view you.
That was indeed a disclaimer to the rant that will come below.


People also have this need to shorten things down. No, I don't mean shortening several words into their initials, but shortening simple words.

For example, You becomes U. Before becomes b4, so on and so fourth.
Who was the person who invented this kind of "language" I do not know the word "u" or "b4". Why are they using this and then calling it English?
Fuckers.

Seriosuly, how fucking hard is it to write fuking "you" in a sentence? Fuck!
Things like laugh out loud or, laughing my fucking ass off(not assosiated with the shitty band) are shortened down due to the fact that they are used a lot and they are set by several different words.
You is ONE FUCKING WORD, set up by THREE FUCKING LETTERS! Y-O-U, 1-2-3. One, two, three, motherfucker. One, two, three!

Why are this used so much on the internet? Why do people feel the need to write like mindless cunts all day long?
Fucking Einstein would seem like an idiot with no brain if he wrote like that.
If you try to write with at least some sort of good grammar, people usually take you more seriously, and with it, read what you wrote.
When you use that "u" and "b4" shit you can write the recepie to get pussy, but no smart man would read it. No matter how good, deep or smart it is, people won't take you seriously.

You got to present your shit good, or else people won't bother to, well, bother.


All this brings me to something else.
What is up with writing a heart after EVERYTHING you write on Facebook? Holy shit it's annoying.
"Hello, r u goin out b4 lunch?<3333"
Everytime I use a heart for anything in writing I feel like an idiot. Even when it's used correctly.

DERPAHERPABITCHFUCKERASSHOLECUNTBAG!


There you have it, a unneccesary rant that will do no good to the world.


you have poor grammar in some spots in this text ;) but yeah people are too lazy. i really hate when people say things like " yh il be thre in lik 5mn"


Very funny of you to mention that. Did you not comperhend that I was reffering to what I'm ranting about?
And I'm even starting this off saying I don't care about typos here and there. So if that's what you mean, look at your own post.

Edited by Nobben #44, 29 February 2012 - 10:41 AM.


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Posted 29 February 2012 - 11:34 AM

laughing my fucking ass off(not assosiated with the shitty band)



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Posted 29 February 2012 - 01:09 PM

Wow, you dropped the C bomb.


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Posted 29 February 2012 - 02:59 PM

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 04:40 PM

I like when people say iz instead of is....even though its the same amount of letters
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