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#101 Thursdae

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:50 AM

This was indeed the oddest question I've received, not by its actual content, but just the whole situation:<div><br></div><div>Posted Image</div>


should have gave it to him, obviously needs to paintball more than read and write

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 12:47 PM

talking to a friend and i ask him to show me his sniper, so he pulls his trilogy out of his gear bag and a kid who hears us looks at it and says "thats not a sniper its a speedball gun"

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 01:49 PM

My best, is one that I am sure any regular pistol player ( and some pumpers) have heard.

After playing two or three games, with some walk on's before our private party started. I was only using my T8.1 and not making a complete fool of myself (that was later)

Just before game starts


kid with A5 to my friend:: "I broke my hopper today, so can't use my (insert top end electro here) today. I am stuck with the crappy A-5.... blah blah blah (he ranted to long i tuned him out for a moment) and man I wish i had my (insert top end electro here)"

I started to check my mags.

Kid to me:: "Is that all you have? "

Me:: "yes"

Kid:: "Do you have a real marker?"

Me looking at my 8.1:: "This is a real marker"

then game started and I booked accross the field, never to talk to him again.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:57 PM

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The amount of times I get that when using my 8.1 is unreal. Ya, I have "a real gun" but I CHOOSE to use my pistol because it's so fun to use! sure I can shoot 12 bps with my G6r and get 5 guys out a round, but even shooting 1 person out with a pistol is even more satisfiying.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 05:00 PM

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The amount of times I get that when using my 8.1 is unreal. Ya, I have "a real gun" but I CHOOSE to use my pistol because it's so fun to use! sure I can shoot 12 bps with my G6r and get 5 guys out a round, but even shooting 1 person out with a pistol is even more satisfiying.


True dat. :tup:
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 05:22 PM

My best, is one that I am sure any regular pistol player ( and some pumpers) have heard.

After playing two or three games, with some walk on's before our private party started. I was only using my T8.1 and not making a complete fool of myself (that was later)

Just before game starts


kid with A5 to my friend:: "I broke my hopper today, so can't use my (insert top end electro here) today. I am stuck with the crappy A-5.... blah blah blah (he ranted to long i tuned him out for a moment) and man I wish i had my (insert top end electro here)"

I started to check my mags.

Kid to me:: "Is that all you have? "

Me:: "yes"

Kid:: "Do you have a real marker?"

Me looking at my 8.1:: "This is a real marker"

then game started and I booked accross the field, never to talk to him again.



^
The amount of times I get that when using my 8.1 is unreal. Ya, I have "a real gun" but I CHOOSE to use my pistol because it's so fun to use! sure I can shoot 12 bps with my G6r and get 5 guys out a round, but even shooting 1 person out with a pistol is even more satisfiying.




^
The amount of times I get that when using my 8.1 is unreal. Ya, I have "a real gun" but I CHOOSE to use my pistol because it's so fun to use! sure I can shoot 12 bps with my G6r and get 5 guys out a round, but even shooting 1 person out with a pistol is even more satisfiying.


True dat. :tup:



Ya. All of that is so true. I love when I get around the field and get people out and the best is getting barrel taps.
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Posted 13 March 2012 - 05:37 PM


Sold someone my Sl94 and he later one sent me a message saying he was having some issues with it. He asked me if by him using co2 did he mess it up? i told him that he should probably send in the SL to P.E



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Posted 13 March 2012 - 07:10 PM

I have a Ray Ban sticker on my profits and i walked by two refs and i heard them in the back.
"Dude Ray Ban makes profit lenses?Thats dopee"
He comes up to me later and was like,
"Hey do those rayban lenses help you see better?"

I would have thought they were rayban lenses as well if I saw a rayban sticker on them. Why mislead people like that?

Using my phantom I got asked why I use it, after the usual explanation of "it's more challenging etc." Some guy walked up and said it also shoots at around 500 fps and can go 350 feet. I lol'd

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:05 PM





Someone accused a pump player of ramping today...


The facepalms were heard around the world.

I ramp with goblin solos


i ramp with slingshots

I put paintballs on a slight incline and they ramp downwards.


There is a comedian in the house haha




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Posted 13 March 2012 - 09:35 PM

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Why?

Me: You can get hit in the eye and go blind!

Thats ok I have two.

Me: Your a fucking moron.

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Posted 14 March 2012 - 12:43 AM


Back when i used a g3...

"Thats a sweet ego"
"sweet ego man"
"how much can I buy your ego for?"

wtf I dont have an ego :3


should have sold it as an Ego!!!!! lol then go buy another G3 and use the rest of the dough at a titty bar... or for paint and field fees... pick your poison... i'd pick a titty bar...


lol how did everyone miss this?




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