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#1 -Dublin-

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 08:59 PM

Im watching Storage Wars and don't get me wrong, I like the show but I just hate Dave! YUUUUUUUUUP! Every single bid is that. Raises the price of lockers just to be a dick. Names his own son Dave Jr. Man! He must have the largest ego in the world. Walking around like he's the queen ant, stealing pies from little school child. In all the interview things that happen while the program is on he's always like "Oh, we'll if Brandy and Jarrod want that unit, theyre going to have to pay top dollar for it.". Just shut up Dave! I don't care about your shady, under the table store of yours! I don't care if you can can bring a moving truck to auctions, while other people can't. Frankly,nobody cares.

What makes me the most irate is his apparel. Dresses like an auction goon. Just goes out to bully and make people miserable. "I don't think this is a good unit" *Buys it and finds good stuff in it* "Yeah, I had very good vibes on this locker right here. I knew this was where the money was". Dave, I don't like you. Who do you think you are to talk down to people like they're street trash? You delude yourself by telling yourself that you're the greatest storage auction buyer ever, though you truly are a pretentious prick. *Sigh* At the end of the day you are loved by few. Hated by many. Remember that. You also have huge fat rolls on your neck. Do you have any class? Just my 2 cents on television's most egotistical person, Dave Hester of Storage Wars.

Edited by -Dublin-, 02 March 2012 - 09:43 PM.


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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:17 PM

Lol, I don't watch that show, but this guy seems like a huge douchebag.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:30 PM

I'm watching that right now actually. Dave is a douche...Jarred seems like a pretty cool guy though, and Brandy is pretty hot.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 09:38 PM

I only watch that show because Barry is hilarious.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:32 PM

I only watch that show because Barry is hilarious.

Same I enjoy Barry
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:34 PM

I want to punch Dave. Barry is awesome though.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 11:42 PM

I only watch that show because Barry is hilarious and that one guy's wife is really hot.

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 12:25 AM

Dave is a total dick, and I hate that he is successful, and I want to burn his building down. And just as a side note, Berry is fuckin awesome.

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Posted 03 March 2012 - 01:27 AM

Jarred seems like a pretty cool guy though, and Brandy is pretty hot.



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Posted 04 March 2012 - 08:12 AM

I loved when Barry found the bobble heads and was like: "Was Dave born without a heart?" and he made the shake their heads and he's like YUUUUUPPPP

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 12:26 PM

And, out of the dark night, a true warrior stands to oppose those who watch stupid reality tv about a couple of uninteresting people buying someone else's garbage.

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Now, what the model is probably thinking, is somewhere along the lines of "Wow, I'm posing for a bullshit shirt for a television show that, for some reason, is popular, and it costs 25 bucks, is my life a waste?"

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Posted 04 March 2012 - 12:41 PM

ya they all jack up the bids on each other but Dave does is way more than anyone else and frankly he was a dick to Jarrod like every time they talked for years and he called it hazing the new guy and Jarred was like hey Dave fuck you hazing the new guy stops at some point , so that's when Dave decided to have it out for Jarred which is so childish and petty. Ya Barry is hilarious and sadly Dave does bring in the most money off the show of everyone else

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 03:43 AM

You guys do realize while it may be reality tv. He's still playing a character because it sells and it makes you feel an emotion. It drags you in because you hate the character. Even by you ranting about how much of a douche he is, you are marketing for them because it stimulates people to go see for themselves what an ass hat he is. My dad works in the film industry and worked on the A-team (new one) and I met rampage Jackson, most media makes him look like a dumbass, however when I was chilling with him he proved to be quite articulate. Looks can be deceiving. He is merely a character. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 05:41 AM

If you look at the stats....Dave makes nearly twice as much money as everyone else. Hes the fuckin champion brah.




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Posted 05 March 2012 - 07:06 AM

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Oooooooooo, yeah he even just looks like an asshat
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 09:35 AM

That's why I hate him. It's showing that being a complete jackass is what gets you ahead in the world. Dave Hester is everything that is wrong in the world.

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 11:04 AM

He raises bids, but it's not like the other guys have to outbid him.

You look at a unit, you decide what top dollar you are willing to pay is, and then you stop bidding if it goes above that. These guys, on the other hand, get pissed and bid waaaaaaaay more than they should.

They need to let Dave have a few units when he runs the bid up past their maximum. It's not great for the others to miss buying units, but if they let him buy a few for too much and make little-to-no money or lose money on them then he'd cut that shit out.

He only does it to people that let him do it.
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 12:20 PM

I tried to ignore this thread for the longest time....
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 12:22 PM

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 09:13 PM

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Posted 05 March 2012 - 09:21 PM

cant agree with you more man! this guy just pisses me off
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Posted 05 March 2012 - 09:28 PM

ohh btw figured i would throw it out there any remember Nabilla Handiss she has been on a few episodes i think Dave actually said he respected her which is odd since he doesn't respect anyone else well i think this is why .....

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pretty sure Nabila is the one that found paris hilton's porno's and made some serious money off them .... this was a detail they did not mention on the show btw......

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Posted 06 March 2012 - 01:12 AM

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Posted 07 March 2012 - 11:35 AM

Don't you guys see that Dave isn't the problem? He is predictable and he almost always acts in his best interest. You can't expect much more from a businessman who makes his living off of this stuff.

Darrell is the dick on that show. He bids for revenge and he jacks up prices out of spite. He is always talking about sticking it to Hester or getting back at Jarrod. Sometimes, he gets really lucky on units, but he goes home empty handed quite a bit. He is a random asshole.

Also, Brandi is by far the best part of that show.


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Posted 07 March 2012 - 09:01 PM

i love daves attitude screw darrel and screw brandi (giggidty)

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 03:22 AM


I only watch that show because Barry is hilarious.

Same I enjoy Barry

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