Stupid assumptions you made about your first marker
Posted 21 March 2012 - 02:16 PM
What did you think as a newb?
Awarded: " the biggest dumbass on this forum" 2012
Posted 21 March 2012 - 02:24 PM
Every single screw would be constantly unscrewing itself, and if I didn't tighten the body screws back down after every single game, then the body would be flopping side to side because of the weight of the paint filled hopper, because the screws had come loose in the previous game, so the body wasn't tight against the grip frame like it's supposed to be.
It only took me like 3 days of play before I got tired of that bullshit and bought myself a mag. A marker should never unscrew itself like that, especially so much that I would have to tighten every screw after every game. Hell, I even lost a solenoid screw one time, because the body loosened enough that the solenoid screw would then loosen and it fell out while I was playing one day.
Ever since then I've put down electros, picked up my warped mag, and never looked back. It's a huge pain in the ass to have to screw every screw back in after every game, and my mag never loosens any screws ever, I love it, it's way better than my G3.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 02:33 PM
Posted 21 March 2012 - 02:36 PM
I show up at a field that I never been to before for some rec-play wearing cargo pants with a t-shirt....carrying a old mech Spyder and two pringle potato chip cans for pods shoved in the pants pockets. The stares are priceless and after the first game or so you get to see the grins from the ref and players who know....priceless.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 03:20 PM
Posted 21 March 2012 - 03:26 PM
Posted 21 March 2012 - 03:26 PM
Why did it take so long to make a Shocker with the spring stock?
Posted 21 March 2012 - 03:41 PM
I love you.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 03:52 PM
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 04:45 PM
"the traccer is all plasticy and feels like an old BE gun when you pump it. yuck!"- cockerpunk May 31, 2011 11:47 am
I wouldn't trust someone who makes an ad like that to fill a cup of water.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 05:06 PM
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 05:11 PM
Cru Paintball, Michigan
Yeah im 12. Come at me bro...
Posted 21 March 2012 - 05:35 PM
Especially with this SOPA shit...Mikes piling porn in there like a squirrel gettin ready for winter.
let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)
Posted 21 March 2012 - 05:39 PM
Now with one of the few semi's I was going to be a much more effective player. The Original Plan. Well it did strengthen my trigger finger (it was actually a very long hard pulling dbl action).
Next year (near the end of the season) when I got my favorite gun, Tippman 68 Special, with my Bionic Brass Eagle enhenced trigger finger, I was a more effective player. LOL.............. No need for a Reponse Trigger (that was invented years later to keep up with me). At least from RPS perspective, I was more effective. heeeeeheeeee.....
Posted 21 March 2012 - 06:24 PM
I thought, "Hey, I can upgrade my BT Combat and keep it for years." I was wrong, and I want to get more markers more than ever, but I'm restraining myself.
I thought it was the only gun I'd ever want.
Posted 21 March 2012 - 07:35 PM
Bitches love my
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 08:15 PM
Posted 23 March 2012 - 05:09 AM
it was, i got robbed basically.
and that that was the only gun i needed to play occasionally.
now im with a few more guns hoarding and a lot more games than i should be playing.
Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:31 AM
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:41 AM
[bobalis] I will state a theory that the more attractive the person is, the less crappy their piss will taste but it'll still suck
if you lubes tank barrel and hopper you can shoot gooder
Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:00 PM
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Posted 25 March 2012 - 12:15 PM
Then I went to an actual paintball field.
Edited by Dak-Attack, 25 March 2012 - 12:16 PM.
Posted 26 March 2012 - 06:52 PM
Posted 26 March 2012 - 08:43 PM
That my Wife needs markers as well, just in case...
(One for me, one to mod and one for wife....)
At least she doesn’t complain when she gets shot while taking pictures.
I have finally bought a marker that needs... NOTHING... Wait, what?
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