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#51 andrewthewookie

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 05:34 PM

Please excuse my ignorance, but what is the "no raizon" reference?

A while back someone made a complaint thread for being kicked out of the chat and they completely butchered the English language. That thread is gone now, but the raizin meme "genesis" thread is still up.

http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=151376

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 05:37 PM

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i dont hate woodsball just thought this would be funny
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:10 PM


Please excuse my ignorance, but what is the "no raizon" reference?

A while back someone made a complaint thread for being kicked out of the chat and they completely butchered the English language. That thread is gone now, but the raizin meme "genesis" thread is still up.

http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=151376

So it's a butchered attempt at the word "reason"?
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:16 PM



Please excuse my ignorance, but what is the "no raizon" reference?

A while back someone made a complaint thread for being kicked out of the chat and they completely butchered the English language. That thread is gone now, but the raizin meme "genesis" thread is still up.

http://www.techpb.co...howtopic=151376

So it's a butchered attempt at the word "reason"?


I didnt witness that whole thing but yea i think so, he basically just typed like a dumbass.


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#55 hogzilla88

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:18 PM

Yes, he claimed he was banned for "no raisenz".

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:20 PM

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#57 The_Economist

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 06:23 PM

Nice work everyone, keep them coming!


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Posted 23 March 2012 - 07:01 PM

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As a fellow Redditor, I share your pain.

Something about narwhals buttermilking at noon if I recall correctly.
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 07:04 PM



As a fellow Redditor, I share your pain.

Something about narwhals buttermilking at noon if I recall correctly.

I died a little on the inside because of that...

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 07:07 PM

i can't see the ones where i need to click the spoiler button

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 07:11 PM

For spoiler im pretty sure its [.spoiler] say what ya wana say [./spoiler]
Just remove the periods i put in there

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 08:07 PM

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 08:07 PM

This is what I'm currently guilty of:
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 08:32 PM

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 11:00 PM

Something about narwhals buttermilking at noon if I recall correctly.

Hahaha. My friend used rage faces in a presentation today, and none were used correctly, so me and my other interwebz friend almost shat ourselves in pure pent-up anger.
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 11:18 PM

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The trigger bounce one is my life

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 11:20 PM


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Posted 23 March 2012 - 11:38 PM

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Posted 23 March 2012 - 11:47 PM

I've taken my gun with me into the bathroom on accident, and then I wound up just saying "Fuck it" and walking the trigger while I drop a deuce.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:36 AM

I've taken my gun with me into the bathroom on accident, and then I wound up just saying "Fuck it" and walking the trigger while I drop a deuce.



same

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:45 AM

I've taken my gun with me into the bathroom on accident, and then I wound up just saying "Fuck it" and walking the trigger while I drop a deuce.

Accidentally, sure...

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 12:01 PM

I've taken my gun with me into the bathroom on accident, and then I wound up just saying "Fuck it" and walking the trigger while I drop a deuce.



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Posted 24 March 2012 - 01:15 PM

You guys all act as if this isn't common

I got my phone in one hand, gun in the other, and a toilet underneath me. I'm set for the next half hour.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 02:31 PM


I've taken my gun with me into the bathroom on accident, and then I wound up just saying "Fuck it" and walking the trigger while I drop a deuce.

Accidentally, sure...


We get it, we have to occupy ourselves while taking a dump.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 02:49 PM

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 02:58 PM

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AS A FAVOR TO EVERYONE:
How to use memes the RIGHT way!!


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Posted 24 March 2012 - 03:24 PM

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haha, this one made me lol

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 04:07 PM

In response to some of the "constructive" criticism:

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Also, to keep this on topic:

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 04:39 PM

Thanks Andrew! I think we're all just trying to have fun, not stay 100% true to the meme in all aspects.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 05:16 PM

I had a REALLY good one earlier today, but I forgot it. :(
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 05:54 PM

Seeing as I've been informally challenged...

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I'm gonna go eat now.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 06:19 PM

that last one doesnt seem safe

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 06:20 PM

that last one doesnt seem safe


This is more a rageface than a meme but;
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 07:44 PM

the slowpoke one killed me
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 08:24 PM

The laning one happend to me, lol.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:08 PM

Seeing as I've been informally challenged...

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I'm gonna go eat now.


Shouldn't the last one be something like insanity wolf?
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:13 PM


Seeing as I've been informally challenged...

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I'm gonna go eat now.


Shouldn't the last one be something like insanity wolf?

It's horrible advice dog

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:14 PM


Seeing as I've been informally challenged...

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I'm gonna go eat now.


Shouldn't the last one be something like insanity wolf?


Nah, I think Advice Dog is more suitable.
Insanity Wolf would probably suggest stealing another players after beating them with your air tank.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:24 PM



Seeing as I've been informally challenged...

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I'm gonna go eat now.


Shouldn't the last one be something like insanity wolf?


Nah, I think Advice Dog is more suitable.
Insanity Wolf would probably suggest stealing another players after beating them with your air tank.

Maybe courage wolf would be better

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:30 PM

its just jokes, no one is more right or better than another, there are no rules.
jokes. you may be a funny person, you may not be. sticking to how a meme is "supposed" to be doesn't make you funny.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:37 PM

sticking to how a meme is "supposed" to be doesn't make you funny.

But using a meme wrong tends to confuse and/or upset people. Therefore, not funny.

As for above, Advice Dog is perfectly suiting.

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 10:55 PM

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See? It just doesn't work.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:00 PM

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See? It just doesn't work.


for a minute i thought you were serious... it made me die a little on the inside

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:25 PM

point taken Jordii

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:30 PM

Horrible advice dog?

I am not familiar with it, but seems suiting.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:34 PM

best i got
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:37 PM

Horrible advice dog?

I am not familiar with it, but seems suiting.


http://knowyourmeme....emes/advice-dog
advice dog but more suiting name

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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:41 PM

Horrible advice dog?

I am not familiar with it, but seems suiting.

He's the predecessor to a lot of memes, hence why they're called "advice dog spin-offs". These would include (but are certainly not limited to) Courage wolf, paranoid parrot, depression dog, socially-awkward penguin, success kid, foul bachelor frog, and anti-joke chicken.
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 11:52 PM

couple more
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if you dont like them dont care

let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)


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