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#1 pb=life

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 12:47 AM

So last sunday I decided to go play some rec-ball with my phantom. Since there were so few self-equipped players the refs decided to combine the 8 or so self equipped players the the 124 rentals. We played one game on a big ass field, it's at least 250x200 yards, no trees just wooden bunkers. Anyways all of that is unimportant. It was getting towards the end of the game and I noticed our left side had completely broken apart and me and the 15 or so guys near me were fucked. Almost all of us were out of paint so we came up with a plan to run out, dry-firing like a bunch of mo' fuckers and put everyone into their bunkers. I led the charge since I was the one that came up with the plan. We all stand up at once dry-firing like crazy. I see heads popping behind cover like crazy so we charged them. Only problem was we didn't realize our right side had also faltered so we all got shot in the back <_<
Anyways, any funny stories of things you did when you had no chance?

#2 nighthunter

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 12:54 AM

not so much out of desperation; but I found out that when I bunker people, it's a good idea to pull the trigger instead of quietly running by.... :blush:

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:31 AM

My marker went out on me one game so I tryed throwing paintballs at the other team. Getting shot in the hand sucks....
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:35 AM

Ran you of air on my 13 cubic inch well playing pump. At a game in a hold hospital. Sneak up to a door that I know some one was behind. Take out my Foam Sword, AND slash through the window and take him out. Got lit up in my arm by the other guy there, But it was still great. The scream that came from him. :)

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:22 AM

I rushed a place with around 10 defenders by myself because we really needed to take the position. Funny thing was I succeeded.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 09:00 AM

Hasn't happend yet... But when I go this weekend, I'm going to use my paintball slingshot when I run out of money for paint :P I'll just borrow like a handful from someone and Rambo charge like there's no tomorrow :D
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 09:32 AM

Sunday I ran out of paint in a 2 vs 1 so I threw my barrel at them :P

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 09:37 AM

C02 tank running low, so my 98 wouldn't shoot very far, probably like 150fps. Then it got low enough to where the cyclone died, so I was using my thumb to push the cyclone push rod, then it wen't into uber fart mode, threw the gun down and ran at them with a handful of paint.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 09:48 AM

sunday on the last game of my tourney i ran out of batteries even though i put new ones in that day. So im sitting in back left freaking out so i start moving up the d-side and both of my other players get out and three start moving in on me so i get up and start sprinting towards the flag and than i get shot in the face ear and headPosted Image...
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 09:53 AM

Last Saturday I played the longest CTF game of my life. The remains of my team (~10 players) had cornered the last 4-5 enemies at their base. I shot all my paint (4 guppies and a hopper) and had to beg other teammates for handfuls at a time so that I could have something to use (but everyone else was nearly empty too!). Bored laying behind the thick brush, I decided to bum rush the left side of the base to try to at least distract them. I got pinned behind a tree by one enemy, and he would have had me dead to rights if he didn't have to reload his Qloaded A5.

While this happened, I was grateful that 3 other well-equipped team members came behind them from their right side and took all of them out.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 03:42 PM

I was watching a tournament one and a guy slid into the snake and then his gun started pissing air down the barrel so he turned off his asa and his gun was only shooting (more like rolling out) 2 feet from the barrel. a couple of minutes later the other team put a guy into the snake. the guy with the busted gun turned his asa on, and went bunkered the other guy... He shot the guy in the lens and the paintball broke!



then got shot out by some other dude.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 04:02 PM

Ran out of air at a big game. I was on the other side of the field and decided to be a ninja on the way back. Unscrewed my barrel and snuck around and barrel tagged 2 people before getting shot
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:55 PM

There was a two story tower my team had to take so I walked all the way around them and started walking up the stairs. One-ball'd two people perfectly in the leg and surrendered a little kid. I then continued to take out around 10-15 people from the top of the tower, most of the people turned around and started asking why I was "shooting my own team". I was pretty exited about everything working out until i ran down the stairs, slipped, fell on my ass, and lost a bunch of paint.B) lol

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 06:59 PM

Having to recock after every shot, cuz my striker went dry in the middle of a game, and my lube was at my gear.

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:29 PM

>2v3 with 3 guys all in a fort. Me and a guy with a t2 was left
>Ego 5 was acting up. Wouldn't go more then 3 shots without chopping paint,
>t2 guy runs out of paint I still had paint, (lolwtf? Pump running out of paint b4 an electro? Wut?)
>t2 guy dry firing @ the tower keeping them supressed.
>devise plan to have the 'cover' me while I towered down the church,
>tell t2 guy.
>lay down ego 5. It was a suicide run.
>3. 2. 1. Sprint at the tower.
>Tower down 3 guys at once. :D

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 07:37 PM

Iv got another one.
All my paint was stolen at a big game so I spent the whole day shooting paint that I picked up off the ground. I actually had to have people long ball me just so I could pick up the paint and shoot it back.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 08:27 PM

Iv got another one.
All my paint was stolen at a big game so I spent the whole day shooting paint that I picked up off the ground. I actually had to have people long ball me just so I could pick up the paint and shoot it back.



Now that's crafty ;)


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Posted 04 April 2012 - 08:43 PM

i had to pee soo bad once. it was 50 v 50 so i just said fuck it im going to try and bunker as many people as i can the run straight to the bathroom.

do you know how hard it is to try to whip your pee pee out mid game with underwear, under slider shorts, under paintball pants while holding a paintball gun in your hand? and on top of that you have to make sure you dont get your weiner shot off. do you know how hard that is? well ............me neither thats why i ran off the field.Posted Image Posted Image

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 10:46 PM

Played Airsoft because I diddint have enough cash for a case of field paint which just so happens to be $80 Evil </3

Or being outnumbered in X Ball 4-1 and pulling an Ollie Lang Run Through so i wouldint get bunkered to shit getting three guys only to get gogged by their snake player </3

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 11:00 PM

Scenario, just about to pull off big assault of area.<div><br></div><div>Rotor commits suicide.</div><div><br></div><div>Use a small bush as cover while I take it apart and occasionally pop a ball into my breach and take shots.</div>

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 12:32 AM

did a charge against 3 electros with a pump. bad idea

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 05:32 AM

You should see me when I play in 2v1's, the first thing I do when I figure it out is I make a crazy move and try to swing out and bunker 1 of the guys, never really works though so... :[



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Posted 06 April 2012 - 04:22 PM

Charging over a hill at the start of a game, no one had been playing on the hill all day. Brought two guys with me, and rushed over the top, spraying ammo down on the guys below. We all took cover in the only piece of semi hard cover on the hill...a 3 foot high, two foot across bush. I dove into the bush and had my legs wrapped around the trunk, shooting through a hole in the bush at people below me. Other two guys were watching our flanks. Our team got over run down below, but we managed to hold out, brought it from a 15 v 5 to a 2 v 2, but they managed to get some lucky shots as they rushed our cover lol.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:09 PM

when i run out of air, i throw paintballs. when i run out of paint, i dry fire as fast as i can, and get surrender kills. when i run out of both, i dance in the middle of the field to draw fire away from my team.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 07:12 PM

just remembered; once i played a capture the flag game without a gun, and captured the flag.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 10:36 PM

i ran out of air in a large senario so i gave the rest of my paint to my buddy and i pulled out my nerf sword and barrel taped 3 guys befor i got out.


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Posted 06 April 2012 - 10:54 PM

Don't know if this counts but:
I was playing a 2 on 2 against Mike McCormick from Dynasty (i don't think he's there anymore, but at the time he was). So I finally had an opportunity to bunker him and I desperately ran and shot him
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