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#1 paintballman69

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 03:56 PM

im going to make a video for shit paintballers say and i need your help.... please post something you or alot of paintball players say and i might use it in the video :)
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 03:58 PM

My balls are dirty.
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:11 PM

The pump stroke on my autococker seems different when I have my barrel condom on my stiffi barel. It doesn't make sense i know

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:14 PM

my balls just dropped

#5 Danny D

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:16 PM

Its not the size of the barrel, Its how you use it.

I love pumping my gun

My 21" sniper barreled scoped tippman a5 G36 shoots farther than your space dildo

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:21 PM

Was that a machine gun?!

That guy was shooting at like, 400 FPS!

Why do people dress up like power rangers on the woodsball course?

Why do people dress up like GI Joe on the Sup Air Course?

POD THIEF!

Dude, that is so Agg.

I didn't know we had to keep our masks on!

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#7 Vaellis

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:23 PM

How'd you like my balls on your face?

Dude, I just saw all these balls flying at me.

Those are my balls on your mask.




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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:29 PM

i didn't win because i have a better gun, u just suck.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:33 PM

"Airsoft? That shit's (of a homosexual nature)." - Guy with hot pink marker and a Hello Kitty sticker on his hopper.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:37 PM

Thats Agg (good god do I hate that word)
Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:42 PM

HHH!!!!!!


let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

Especially with this SOPA shit...Mikes piling porn in there like a squirrel gettin ready for winter.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:44 PM

We say "get out" a lot ... which always struck me as rude but it's just become normal
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:50 PM

"Hey look, I'm a Cyclops"

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:02 PM

COVER THE SNAKE

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:05 PM

Dude!, my balls are too big for my barrel!

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:06 PM

Every 10 phrases, have a "Put your mask/barrel sock on!".

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:17 PM

TO THE FRONT!!!!

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:38 PM

I'm the ref! Don't shoot me!

I use that phrase all to often....

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:41 PM

back right! back left!

dorito! d2! back center!

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 05:43 PM

CHICKEN IN THE COOP

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:02 PM

Dude, thats so agg.

I wish Paintball was on ESPN.

Thats a sexy gat.

Thats such a stupid layout.

*walks trigger* damn i need to practice walking.

This gun kicks like a mule *holds up a geo*

Damn this gun shoots laser beams.

Why cant i get a full fill.

Hopper top?

*friends wants to go get lunch* cant, i gotta save up for practice.

You need some head swag.

How much did you pay? *in regards to Any gear*

*mimes breakout* gotta work on my breakout.

Thats a g.

I need to trade my gun.
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#22 5ozofpain

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:03 PM

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:05 PM

"Who's playing snake?"

"PAINT CHECK, REF!"

"CHECK HIM REF, I SWEAR I HIT HIM!"

"Anybody got an extra pod?"

"Anyone got allen keys?"

"I shot EVERYONE out that game."

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:08 PM

CHICKEN IN THE COOP

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:10 PM

"GET THE FUCK OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT! Thank you!"

"hithithithithithit"

"I'm out, stop shooting me!"

"Ah, damnit. Dropped my balls."
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:15 PM

love it so far keep it up guys
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:21 PM

Hey! HEYY!! GUY IN THE BLUE SHIRT!!! SHOOTING THE EGO!! HALO B!! *Guy looks* YEAH?! HEY AM I OUT!?! *Screams something, can't hear it. Derp.* WHAT?!!? SAY THAT AGAIN!! *Guy shakes head* OKAY!!! THANK YUUU!!!!



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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:23 PM

cross it up
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:35 PM

"Hey, you with the gun, shoot the 40 dorrito...."
"The what?"
"The fucking pointy thing on the left"

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:38 PM

Me:Bullshit ref I fucking hit him Ref: Two for one Me:Fuck you
Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:46 PM

"Oh your skipping shots? You should get an ion!""Alright guys everyone run up! (game starts doesn't move up)"
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:47 PM

what?! ^

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:49 PM

*just pulls gun out of box dropped off at doorstep* Well, off to the BST!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:53 PM

"What is that damn clicking noise?"
"Oh sorry mom, I was practicing for tomorrow."

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:24 PM

My balls are dented.
I noticed that you're worried about your trigger and your board. Lets not... DWELL upon it!
Dented balls? You must have a bad package.
Guyys... The disc bursted again on my tank.
How do I lube up my bolt properly.
The Dp guns have lots of bolt stick
I have a 14 inch...stiffi
I gotta Stiffi. It goes well with my autococker.
Snake 2 is a G!!!
Paint check?
It was a bounce!
Wiper!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:29 PM

*just pulls gun out of box dropped off at doorstep* Well, off to the BST!

Perfect.






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[size="4"]Super, that is by far the funniest reply I've ever seen in my life, if it weren't so massive I'd quote it in my sig lol

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:30 PM

As many Innuendos as you can come up with:

"EAT MY BALLS"

"Dude, is it weird that my mom gave me a stiffi?

"These balls are way to hard"


I suggest finding one REALLY overused phrase and have multiple people say it over, and over, and over such as:

"CHECK HIM REF!"
or
"Man, that's so agg..."

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:33 PM

refs were against us
my gun broke paint
they cheated
he wiped
he got a lucky shot

sh*t paintball players never say: they just played better then us

Edited by cockerpunk, 23 April 2012 - 07:34 PM.

The ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability.

And yes, Gordon is the sexiest manifestation of "to the front."


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:34 PM

Who's taken snake?
I need cover fire.
my hopper jammed
i just broke a ball
my balls spilled on the ground
this paints crap
muh gun shotzz lazeahz
what kind of paint is that?

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:36 PM

THIS IS RACIST!


"I GOT SNAKE!!!!!!! I GOT IT NO ONE ELSE GO I GOT THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:42 PM

I can't think of anything else general paintball wise that paintballers say but I can think of stuff people say about pumps.

Dude! Is that a shotgun?

How much does that hopper hold?

Where does the hopper go? (Looking at the stick feed)

There's no way I could shoot that little paint.

So you have to pump it every time you shoot?

How old is that gun?

Where did you get that?

Is that more accurate?

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:44 PM

The dude with the stiffi keeps putting balls on me
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:21 PM

CHICKEN IN THE COOP

Beat me to it. You could say something like "I'm so pro i argue with the ref" or something to that matter.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:36 PM

what?! ^


lol someone i know was having an argument with my friend who was using a g4 because he was skipping shots the guy with the ion was like my ion is amazing it doesn't skip shots or anything! he even tried comparing it with my reflex XD
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:44 PM

One just for us:

"So uh...Mike posted on my topic!"

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:03 PM

Here is the original

So uh...Mike posted on my topic. Just throwing that out there!


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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:33 AM

My favorite one:
"Hey let's all rush at the SAME TIME, they can't possibly shoot us ALL!"
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:00 AM

GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!
GET! THA! FUCK! OUT!
CHECK YOUR FUCKING HOPPER!
GET OOOOOOUUUUUT!!!!!!

Honestly, as common as it s to hear that, nothing pisses me off more. Save the energy you're burning yelling at the guy and just shoot him until he leaves the field.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:01 AM

One just for us:

"So uh...Mike posted on my topic!"

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 01:06 AM

always wear protection

know your way around lube

know how to play every position
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