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#1 Orange Chicken

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:46 PM

So whats some wierd things you do relating to paintball?
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Grab phone, gun, mask, and walk in bathroom= 30 minutes of well spent multitasking.
Accidentally or purposefully slept with my mask on (happened just last night as a matter of fact)
Decided to wear mask to places such as Circle K.
Tried to eat while playing.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:51 PM

Every single day we play we walk to little ceasers in full setup, with markers, covered in paint and order 5 pizzas. So many people staring

Decided my phone ringing wasnt a good enough reason to stop walking the trigger

Fell asleep with my gun and walked the trigger sleeping
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:51 PM

havent done it, but one day i want to wear my black/gold dye i4's into a 7/11 and buy something but say nothing :P
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:00 PM

Practiced changing 12ies while Pinching a loaf.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:01 PM

Wore my paintball pants to my strict-about-dresscode school. No one cared.

Went to a costume party for Halloween as a paintball player and everyone had to ask me what I was

Once went through a drive through with my mask on. Got some funny looks, but it was worth it.

The girl ref put a tournament on in the walk-ons with the prize being a lap dance from her, so we did 5-man hyperball. I got to snake everytime, and my team won the tournament. Put us on 1v1s and guess who won?

A friend of mine threw insults that were pretty colorful at the other teams, "You gelatin?" "Hey! Sit your $5 ass down before I make some change!" "Is that bug splatter on your mask or did you just get shot by me?" and many others.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:06 PM

when i get bored at scenarios i start pelvic thrusting and singing. when you have a pump in one hand whilst pelvic thrusting and singing i'm a barbie girl every gun in the area gets aimed at you.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:18 PM

Well me and my friend were playing a fort to fort game at our field so we went to our front fort to protect it. and it was pretty quiet there so we get out our phones and talk eat a snickers and try each others guns. But i guess you can call clipping applejack to your pod pack to be weird.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:33 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:35 PM

Oh I forgot, during woodsball(desertball here) games and scenario games, id stuff food into some of my pods. And juice packs. Its a great idea until you throw bags of burgers and a burrito into your hopper.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:35 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:37 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

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There are some things you just can't unsee


You what? :blink:

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:40 PM

Well me and my friend were playing a fort to fort game at our field so we went to our front fort to protect it. and it was pretty quiet there so we get out our phones and talk eat a snickers and try each others guns. But i guess you can call clipping applejack to your pod pack to be weird.


That's really ballsy, nice one man.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:47 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee


and this is why I love techpb


let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

Especially with this SOPA shit...Mikes piling porn in there like a squirrel gettin ready for winter.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:52 PM

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:56 PM


went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee


i need to learn how to put this in my sig...


hit the reply botton, copy what will be in the section where you type and paste that in your sig ;)


let me know if you find any good porn on it, always got room on the thumbdrive :-)

Especially with this SOPA shit...Mikes piling porn in there like a squirrel gettin ready for winter.


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:31 PM

So uh...Mike posted on my topic. Just throwing that out there!

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:41 PM

Okso I searched that...I had no idea that people made pornos about paintballfields.

Lol.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:46 PM

Last scenario I went to, a guy had the upper advantage on me, I knew I was out. So I tried to do some awesome dance moves to dodge the paint. Got lit up pretty good. good times<img class="bbc_emoticon" alt=":)" src="http://www.techpb.co...smile.gif"><br>

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 09:52 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".
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There are some things you just can't unsee


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:01 PM

nope I sigged first

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:01 PM

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:05 PM

My friend went into In-N-Out Burger in full paintball setup. Some girls came over and asked him "Are you a ninja?" And he replied "No, I play paintball." They thought he said pingpong, and I just facepalmed. :P They also asked to take a picture with him.

The wierdest thing I've done is when I was barreltagging once, just for the hell of it. Some awesome guy at the field had made a Thor hammer out of PVC pipe wrapped in foam, and he let me use it. So I was stuck in a bunker right in front of the enemy, so I decide to do a crazy run to the safety of a small hill beside me. So I screamed "THOR IS HERE!"(I love you if you know where that's from), and ran to the hill. I made it, amazingly. Nobody even knew I was there. :3 Although I got lit up pretty shortly after I tried to flank around them.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 10:37 PM

Oh this is what happened to me last night:
I put on my mask just cause I like to do that cause it's my oldest mask and I havent put it on for a while. Anyways, I put it on, and then instinctively fall on my bed, and accidentally fell asleep. Well I had the swamp cooler on cause its 100+ at night in arizona, and the mask doesnt have thermal lenses. I woke up looking into a fogged up mask, and, let me tell you, waking up at 6:00 in the morning to that has it's funny reactions.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 11:33 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee


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Posted 23 April 2012 - 11:46 PM

The naked paintball was... hot :wub: :lol:

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 03:25 PM

went on xvideos.com and search for "paintball".

Warning :

There are some things you just can't unsee

Uhh me no comprehendo

Just a bunch of naked women playing and sex on a field

Is mike *banmeplzktx*?
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 05:50 PM

of course you did...
























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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:00 PM

Sunday I was playing a game of head/gun shot outs, I noticed a group of renters that kept shooting people in the body and trying to call them out. So I just walked behind the bunker and they all turned and started shooting, i got lit up, but not a single head shot, and I picked them off.

*PLICK, PLICK, PLICK, PLICK*

all the refs were like "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!"

And the countless battle cries

"THIS...IS.....SPARTA"

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 09:49 PM

The naked paintball was... hot :wub: :lol:

I searched it up... Some fucked up shit is on xvideos.

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 05:41 AM

My friend went into In-N-Out Burger in full paintball setup. Some girls came over and asked him "Are you a ninja?" And he replied "No, I play paintball." They thought he said pingpong, and I just facepalmed. :P They also asked to take a picture with him.

The wierdest thing I've done is when I was barreltagging once, just for the hell of it. Some awesome guy at the field had made a Thor hammer out of PVC pipe wrapped in foam, and he let me use it. So I was stuck in a bunker right in front of the enemy, so I decide to do a crazy run to the safety of a small hill beside me. So I screamed "THOR IS HERE!"(I love you if you know where that's from), and ran to the hill. I made it, amazingly. Nobody even knew I was there. :3 Although I got lit up pretty shortly after I tried to flank around them.


Who in their right mind would say "no" if some girls came up to you and asked if you were a ninja. I would be all like "Why, yes, I am a ninja. What tipped you off?". You gotta know how to play the gear man.

EDIT: shit, this a necro isn't it.

Edited by PB2011, 28 April 2012 - 05:44 AM.

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 11:45 AM


My friend went into In-N-Out Burger in full paintball setup. Some girls came over and asked him "Are you a ninja?" And he replied "No, I play paintball." They thought he said pingpong, and I just facepalmed. :P They also asked to take a picture with him.

The wierdest thing I've done is when I was barreltagging once, just for the hell of it. Some awesome guy at the field had made a Thor hammer out of PVC pipe wrapped in foam, and he let me use it. So I was stuck in a bunker right in front of the enemy, so I decide to do a crazy run to the safety of a small hill beside me. So I screamed "THOR IS HERE!"(I love you if you know where that's from), and ran to the hill. I made it, amazingly. Nobody even knew I was there. :3 Although I got lit up pretty shortly after I tried to flank around them.


Who in their right mind would say "no" if some girls came up to you and asked if you were a ninja. I would be all like "Why, yes, I am a ninja. What tipped you off?". You gotta know how to play the gear man.

EDIT: shit, this a necro isn't it.


Egyptian Necro. +1 if you get this

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Posted 28 April 2012 - 03:39 PM

haha +1

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Posted 29 April 2012 - 12:40 AM

During recball today, I was just outta range of some people on the other team, so I started shuffling out in the open, while they lobbed paint at me.

Lulz were had.

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