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#1251 TK-421

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:14 PM

Just man up and say you don't want to do the trade, instead of making up excuses.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:19 PM

ehhhh speeding ticket it is :P



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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:30 PM

unexpected circumstances. Not a lie, but not a total truth :P Speaking of bst; if you say you'll be able to pay on monday, either pay on monday or respond to some damn pm's! I see you posting bitch.

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 10:49 PM

He is thinking of an excuse too ;)

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 11:09 PM

probs. I don't really care. I'm selling it for a friend, what I do care about is that I get a cut of the profit.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:42 AM

pb what happened to the friend that you said was interested in my vice? what ever happened to that? lol

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 07:08 AM

I convinced the friend to buy an Alien.
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 09:10 AM

pb what happened to the friend that you said was interested in my vice? what ever happened to that? lol

he's being a stupid butt face. Both buyers for my trracer backed out... awesome. Especially when they didn't tell me until I pestered them for days.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 09:56 AM

That sucks.
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:13 PM

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 12:16 PM

afternoon
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:40 PM

I subtly asked the wife to go make me a sandwich. I was even all nice and everything about it. And then she started giving me a bunch of lip, and I was like "biiiiiiiiiiiiitch..." Then she went out of the room. Likely to make me a sandwich.

And then she took my down comforter and pillow from the bed, and tossed them into the hallway, and told me that I was banned from the bedroom, and would have to make her a sandwich...
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:40 PM

I subtly asked the wife to go make me a sandwich. I was even all nice and everything about it. And then she started giving me a bunch of lip, and I was like "biiiiiiiiiiiiitch..." Then she went out of the room. Likely to make me a sandwich.

And then she took my down comforter and pillow from the bed, and tossed them into the hallway, and told me that I was banned from the bedroom, and would have to make her a sandwich...


lol
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:44 PM

She banned you from the bedroom? Ban her from everywhere except the kitchen. :dodgy:

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 03:45 PM

You have to go through the kitchen to get to the bedroom. (it makes better sense. That way she doesnt have to go into the livingroom or hallways or anything when moving between her two rooms)
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 04:46 PM

Crysis 3 was announced! Hurray!
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Posted 05 June 2012 - 05:25 PM

Got my license today. Hell yeah.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 05:57 PM

fuck. so tempted to make so many remarks here, must have self control!!!!

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:06 PM

!!!!lortnoc fles evah tsum ,ereh sdrawkcab etirw ot detpmet os .kcuf

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:14 PM

Got my license today. Hell yeah.


My advice is to put your phone on silent and leave it in your pocket while driving, and have your passengers do the same. Not only is it dangerous to drive while texting/talking on the phone, it's also dangerous to drive while your passengers talk on their phone.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 06:46 PM


Got my license today. Hell yeah.


My advice is to put your phone on silent and leave it in your pocket while driving, and have your passengers do the same. Not only is it dangerous to drive while texting/talking on the phone, it's also dangerous to drive while your passengers talk on their phone.


Yeah I put my phone on silent. I can only have one passenger anyways lol :P

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 07:09 PM

im getting mine in augest, as im still 15. after that i can only drive with a driver of the highest license of at least 4 years, no passengers under 16, and cannot drive at night nor on highways. this changes after i get the next level license after waiting 8 or 12 months depending on weather or not i take lessons... Damn laws, so strict.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:10 PM

So, what's a decent pod pack for a back player? I heard lysks are good?

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:13 PM

NXE.

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Posted 05 June 2012 - 08:19 PM

NXE.


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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:03 AM

heheh i feel coolio having my license already B)

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 01:24 AM

awwww look at all you kids.. all grown up. LOL :)

congrats MZ.

Drew: you owe me for that find and deal i sealed for you ;)




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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:06 AM

I think I'm living with dumbasses. My internet was acting up and it was taking days to do things like open techpb and I asked my sisters if they were doing anything that would affect it. Both of them said no. I asked "so what are you doing?" Oh watching netflix :facepalm: I hate everything. Oh and of course they're watching it in 1080p. They wonder why the internet gets laggy when they try to use it. I may just start malicously downloading massive files to slow it down beyond usability for them. Or just disconnect it.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:28 AM

I think I'm living with dumbasses. My internet was acting up and it was taking days to do things like open techpb and I asked my sisters if they were doing anything that would affect it. Both of them said no. I asked "so what are you doing?" Oh watching netflix :facepalm: I hate everything. Oh and of course they're watching it in 1080p. They wonder why the internet gets laggy when they try to use it. I may just start malicously downloading massive files to slow it down beyond usability for them. Or just disconnect it.


I find this works pretty well. Just deny any knowing of what's wrong, turn it back on about half an hour later, use teh interwebs.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:29 AM


I think I'm living with dumbasses. My internet was acting up and it was taking days to do things like open techpb and I asked my sisters if they were doing anything that would affect it. Both of them said no. I asked "so what are you doing?" Oh watching netflix :facepalm: I hate everything. Oh and of course they're watching it in 1080p. They wonder why the internet gets laggy when they try to use it. I may just start malicously downloading massive files to slow it down beyond usability for them. Or just disconnect it.


I find this works pretty well. Just deny any knowing of what's wrong, turn it back on about half an hour later, use teh interwebs.

Or disconnect it... for ever :mellow:

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 06:39 AM

Depending on your modem you can type your IP into the address bar and shut the internet off for infinite fun times.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 06:45 AM

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 09:37 AM

you don't even need a pinokio anymore. Half the people in this club don't currently have one, the other half never use them other than a few individuals. Oh and lets not forget about all the people here that have never owned one.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 10:16 AM

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 10:36 AM

Time to burn some books in his honor. I still have Fahrenheit 451 that I stole from my school when they didnt ask for it back.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 12:19 PM

you don't even need a pinokio anymore. Half the people in this club don't currently have one, the other half never use them other than a few individuals. Oh and lets not forget about all the people here that have never owned one.


eaaaasy...... you dont want to upset the "old guard" in here. :)

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:24 PM


you don't even need a pinokio anymore. Half the people in this club don't currently have one, the other half never use them other than a few individuals. Oh and lets not forget about all the people here that have never owned one.


eaaaasy...... you dont want to upset the "old guard" in here. :)


who dat?
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 02:48 PM

Ray Bradbury died.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:11 PM

Wookie, is delrin sturdy enough to be tapped and drilled for a hitman mod?

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:17 PM

It should be. Do it properly though, it's easy to mess up threads in delrin.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:17 PM

How come that Geo 3 thread got pulled?

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:21 PM

Probably don't want to make PE mad. I still saved the pic though, thank the gods for email updates.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:26 PM

That got pulled pretty quick.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:28 PM

just looked at the active users at the bottom of the home page and there were 100 members and 536 guests! holy shit, are there always that many guests on here?
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:29 PM

yep
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:30 PM

idk why i have never noticed before. that really seems like alot
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:31 PM

I have seen 1000 guests before.
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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:39 PM

The OP of the thread sent me the link but my internetz doesn't like tinypic so I cant see it.

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:40 PM

I wish I could see it :(

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Posted 06 June 2012 - 03:41 PM

that sucks, what does it look like? the geo that is.

Egoballas just posted it. On facebook.

Edited by Rotozip2, 06 June 2012 - 03:42 PM.

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