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#51 owenator

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:06 PM

I'm still not quite used to electros after switching from pump, I shoot myself in the feet a lot, and my barrel bags are usually filled with paint lol
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 06:15 PM

Thought that a shake n' bake could keep up with any gun, dang was I wronge.
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Posted 16 May 2012 - 08:03 PM

First time ever using a paintball grenade, held it too long in my hand. I think you know what happened next.

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Posted 16 May 2012 - 11:23 PM

I kept the inside cover on my lens for five separate times I went paintballing and I kept complaining that my sly profits kept fogging. I went to their booth at Living Legends last year to complain and boy did I look like an idiot when the man behind the desk peeled off the inside cover

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:00 AM

I don't know how many countless times I forgot to turn on my hopper or marker

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:11 AM

I don't know how many countless times I forgot to turn on my hopper or marker


Funniest is when it's the hopper. Because the first few shots fire then nothing comes out lol.

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:19 AM

Walked out on the field without a tank about 5 or 6 years ago and wondered why I wasn't shooting off the break. At the time I was also using a trilogy comp.
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 12:57 PM

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Posted 17 May 2012 - 04:20 PM

I shot 10 rounds into my barrel after i had a bad break, every single one got stuck <_<.

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 12:44 AM

been playing with the same group all day, then a couple started to leave so I jumped on the other team, needless to say I shot 1 or2 people on my team
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:50 AM

off the break a guy ran into me and made me drop my gun. it was a spyder so if it shot without a ball in the breach, it would continuously 'fart' and my gun started farting and shooting at the same time, so when i go put the bolt back in the trigger stuck back for some unknown reason, then i pulled it forward and nearly hit a first time player on our team in the back of the head 0.o

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 01:58 AM

friendly fire my teammate. :lol:

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 07:35 AM

Went out and decided to do an Ollie Lang Style run through with my Axe and then I realized I never aired up the gun...

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 05:39 PM

First game ran into the field i was like look a barrel i wanted to test my aiming turns out i shot a player over 20 times haahahahha!

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 08:12 PM

I have two.

Once during an open practice(I'm not on a team, hopefully one day!) I was running to my bunker (I just learned a new way to get to it where you run to the right and run up to the bunker) I ran into a tall wooden pole that holds the netting up and I fell down. My mask fell off, so I threw it back on and hoped no one saw. They probably did.

I just met a new guy who was really good and everyone seems to be friends with. He seemed cool, he was nice to new players and kids(like me) and when he was on my team I shot him about 20 or so times in the back because I couldn't see him in a shadow. I felt racist because he's black.=(
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Posted 18 May 2012 - 09:44 PM

I just met a new guy who was really good and everyone seems to be friends with. He seemed cool, he was nice to new players and kids(like me) and when he was on my team I shot him about 20 or so times in the back because I couldn't see him in a shadow. I felt racist because he's black.=(
We still joke about it and now we are good friends.


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Posted 19 May 2012 - 12:26 AM


I just met a new guy who was really good and everyone seems to be friends with. He seemed cool, he was nice to new players and kids(like me) and when he was on my team I shot him about 20 or so times in the back because I couldn't see him in a shadow. I felt racist because he's black.=(
We still joke about it and now we are good friends.


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Posted 19 May 2012 - 01:05 PM

probably the worst thing ive done was it was my first ime really moving up and playing the dorito, as i was about to move up out of the dorito i tripped over the edge that sticks out. that was the worst embarrisment ever lol.

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Posted 19 May 2012 - 01:40 PM



I just met a new guy who was really good and everyone seems to be friends with. He seemed cool, he was nice to new players and kids(like me) and when he was on my team I shot him about 20 or so times in the back because I couldn't see him in a shadow. I felt racist because he's black.=(
We still joke about it and now we are good friends.


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Posted 19 May 2012 - 02:13 PM

First time I played I dumped a $11 500 rd bag of paint on the ground trying to load a gravity hopper very aggravating. :dodgy:
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 01:14 AM

First time I played I dumped a $11 500 rd bag of paint on the ground trying to load a gravity hopper very aggravating. :dodgy:


I think this is sort of a rite of passage lol

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 01:39 PM

Shot at a teammate.

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:38 PM

Shot my teammate behind the knee from two feet away.....five hours ago...:( He was cool though.
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:39 PM

Shot my teammate behind the knee from two feet away.....five hours ago...:( He was cool though.

Paintball to the knee?

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 06:04 PM

When I first started playing I bought a 16" sniper barrel for my spyder victor(lolz). I went out the next day telling all the guys " Hey, I got this new barrel so I can sit in the back in this one spot and be a sniper cause I have a longer range." They put me in the front to hit snake fast just so I would get hit first for being that big of a dumbass.

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 06:07 PM


Shot my teammate behind the knee from two feet away.....five hours ago...:( He was cool though.

Paintball to the knee?


Operation! Yeah, well right behind the knee. I told him he could pay me back if he wanted but he declined. He had a farting pump gun actually and it reminded me of Mike's Azodin Kaos Pump video.

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Posted 20 May 2012 - 09:48 PM

A month or two ago I was trying to get my bag on and it turns out my gun was still on...

Shot myself in the thumb from less than an inch away. Went from numb to painful.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 12:08 AM

Was testing my friends marker after changing the battery the usual way finger in breach to test eyes and pull trigger to hear solenoid click......gun wasn't degassed.... *insert expletive here*


I tried the thing where you put your tongue in the breech of a GoG gun. It hurt quite intensely.

Anyways, back to the original subject.

The noobiest thing I have ever done is probably playing a match with earbuds in my ears blasting music

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 12:09 AM

put dropped, dirty, paintballs back in the hopper
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 07:52 AM

Noobiest thing i ever did was play paintball in jeans with a spyder pilot acs, went to bunker someone and instead of hitting em with a paintball i got em with a barrel swab...
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:39 AM

bought a double finger trigger for my tippmann.


I did this and put a stock on it. The stock stayed on for about one game. I actually like the double trigger though, it doesn't help the rate of fire like I thought it would back then, but it is way more comfortable to play with now.

The 16" barrel on my tippmann was another noob purchase for sure. It's quieter than the stock barrel, but that's like putting a muffler on a dragster, it just doesnt really matter.
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 09:01 AM

First day using my Ego 8 this weekend, had an eye malfunction. I started fiddling with the settings trying to get it to work, took off my rotor etc. etc. I got the eyes cleaned, and put my rotor back on, and test fired. I had forgot to put the bolt back in, ended up shooting myself in the face out the back of my gun. The ref was laughing so hard when he saw it he let me wipe it and keep going during the game.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 01:43 PM

The first time i played i told everyone at the deadbox that i had sleight of hand....

I think that is one of the noobest things I have ever heard thanks for the laugh

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:56 PM

This was like the time I had played with my first gun. My gun starts to not shoot for some reason, so like the total noob I was, and an idiot to boot, I stuck my EYE down the barrel to see what was wrong. I end up pulling the damn trigger with m eye down the barrel, but luckily the thing didnt shoot. :unsure:
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 03:57 PM

i was playing woodsball last week on a very big field, and i ran out of air. so i took a handful of paintballs from my hopper, sprinted a good 100 feet, and bunkered a kid with it. he walked off the field pretty confused.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:06 PM


The first time i played i told everyone at the deadbox that i had sleight of hand....

I think that is one of the noobest things I have ever heard thanks for the laugh


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Posted 21 May 2012 - 04:53 PM

i was playing woodsball last week on a very big field, and i ran out of air. so i took a handful of paintballs from my hopper, sprinted a good 100 feet, and bunkered a kid with it. he walked off the field pretty confused.

That is the opposite of nooby if you ask me.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 08:37 PM

Don't know why but my first dive of the day is always bad.

Exactly why i go into the field and do at least 5 dives on both sides before any tourney or serious play lol, i get some funny looks, but ill never have a bad first dive of the day again.

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Posted 21 May 2012 - 10:41 PM

Ran past the 50 before I knew how to play :P
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Posted 21 May 2012 - 11:35 PM

First time playing paintball I did the worst thing imaginable. I used the indoor field's rental(US Army originals). Well, I get behind this open frame of sorts, and thought,"Hey, I can do something epic!" So I get down on my back, legs spread apart, and my feet up against the plywood barrier9it being only like two inches high). I put the gun ebtween my legs and was like,"Oh yeah! Schwarzennager!" I ahve no idea how to spell his name. Anywho, a guy comes running out, gogs me twice, and hits my balls about thirty times. I don't blame him, but my retarded children probably will(if I can still make children).


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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:45 PM

tryed to screw my tank into my feedneck

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Posted 22 May 2012 - 09:48 PM

tryed to screw my tank into my feedneck


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Posted 22 May 2012 - 10:01 PM


tryed to screw my tank into my feedneck


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Posted 22 May 2012 - 10:51 PM

When I first got an electronic marker I was so upset that the gun's trigger was impossible to adjust. No matter what I did I couldn't get the gun to shoot right. Then I remembered/figured-out that the gun has eyes...

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 08:59 PM

First time playing paintball I did the worst thing imaginable. I used the indoor field's rental(US Army originals). Well, I get behind this open frame of sorts, and thought,"Hey, I can do something epic!" So I get down on my back, legs spread apart, and my feet up against the plywood barrier9it being only like two inches high). I put the gun ebtween my legs and was like,"Oh yeah! Schwarzennager!" I ahve no idea how to spell his name. Anywho, a guy comes running out, gogs me twice, and hits my balls about thirty times. I don't blame him, but my retarded children probably will(if I can still make children).

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Posted 23 May 2012 - 11:09 PM

me and my friends played for the first time and we were all stuck behind a couple planks of wood the whole game, while the whole enemy team was surrounding us. So just imagine 6 overweight kids screaming for their lives and unable to run only squeeze down in the fetal position when the enemy team procedes to light us up.

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Posted 24 May 2012 - 09:41 AM

First time playing paintball I did the worst thing imaginable. I used the indoor field's rental(US Army originals). Well, I get behind this open frame of sorts, and thought,"Hey, I can do something epic!" So I get down on my back, legs spread apart, and my feet up against the plywood barrier9it being only like two inches high). I put the gun ebtween my legs and was like,"Oh yeah! Schwarzennager!" I ahve no idea how to spell his name. Anywho, a guy comes running out, gogs me twice, and hits my balls about thirty times. I don't blame him, but my retarded children probably will(if I can still make children).



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Posted 25 May 2012 - 01:30 AM

i dont think that i consider myself a noob anymore but once every so often ill shoot myself in the foot about point blank range. oh yeah my gun bounces like crazy too so double shot.


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Posted 25 May 2012 - 02:33 AM

One day for fun, I took my talon to go play. Every one that knew me thought it was hilarious, but the walk ons thought I was a noob. I was the target, until I became "that kid is sliding, snap shooting, and bunkering people with a talon." Then we let every one in on the secret.

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Posted 25 May 2012 - 05:07 AM

I had just gotten an alias and I pulled out the bolt to clean it. I did not connect it back to the rammer and it wouldnt shoot so I got upset and had to miss a game before I figured it out.a semi advanced player noob moment




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