Jump to content


Photo

Pet Peeves in Paintball


  • Please log in to reply
14 replies to this topic

#1 slinkyaroo

slinkyaroo

    Yes, I'm old. Yes, I'm cranky.

  • Root Admin
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,864 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Belleville, Ontario

Posted 28 July 2012 - 07:55 PM

Ok. We all got them. Let's hear the whining.

Mine:

1. Ghillie suits. Especially wrong color. Humourous to see in 90 deg temp. The only sniper to take me out was on my team when I tripped on him. 10 of us ran pass him. Crawling is useless in a short timed game.

2. Tippmann being called Tippy. Intimidators=Timmy OK but Tippmann guys ... it's just sissy sounding.

3. Waiting around after a game to get things I lent. The user should make returning things priority before packing his gear or anything else.

4. Bringing me broken kit to fix at the field or just as I'm inserting. Also, No, batteries aren't free to have.

5. Coming to my table to use the water bottle and paper towel without asking. Leaving a mess or worse ... Just taking them because you thought they belong to the field.

#2 LUXOR54

LUXOR54

    TechPB's smart ass

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,153 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:CANADA EH!

Posted 28 July 2012 - 08:26 PM

people who say the mods on this forum suck :dodgy:

i hate: when your swab breaks in half (especially inside of your barrel, yes that has happened to me before)
breaking a pod as soon as you buy it
getting shot INSIDE of the loader
getting bonus balled
people complaining that the teams are un-fair, winning the game, then still complaining
renters who don't want to play with you because you have your own stuff, so you have to wait for other owners (i had a pump)
trying to be nice to a female renter offering her your marker for a game, only for her to say "no, it's scary"
dirty microfibers
getting sweat in your eyes
having a female renter call you a physco for shooting 12.5 semi at her Posted Image
listening to your female friends complain about getting shot, especially in the boobs (i dont mind looking at the hit but still)
TK making fun of me in the forums
playing on slippery fields
fields that don't blow up all of their bunkers
over priced field paint
loosing swabs
loosing pods
cheaters, especially renting cheaters
having to replace rubber detents
barrel breaks
that one kid who thinks he's awesome
people who are to scared to move up
referees who don't do their whole job
dimpled/greasy paint
people who brag about stuff they have no knowledge of
kids who ask to many questions
when that one guy wont shut up about hitting someone
people who bitch at you for hitting them TWICE
when a pod falls out of your pack
spilling paintballs
cracking halo shells
loosing screws
blowing lube down the barrel
leaking markers
core samples
loud and obnoxious people
that one guy with the laser pointer
people who want to try out your marker just because
people hogging the fillstation trying to fill a tank in a vest without taking it off
stupid people
the upgrade people
people who compare accuracy
wipers
people who overshoot renters and think they're cool
people who just borrow your stuff, especially without asking
people who think they don't have to chrono
people who argue with the ref, like really? it's for your safety
people ask you why you got your gun... because i like it?
pump pure-ists
people who question you on why you play pump
kids who ask eachother questions about my stuff when i'm right there....
pod theives
people who ask for paint
people who blind fire
people who run to your bunker when you were there for like a minute or so.
kamikazes
nut shots..
nipple shots.....
people who are scared of me, even when i figure it out and use my pump to be fair
people who treat nice gear like shit
people who ask to much for used stuff
people who ask if you want to trade guns permenantely, FUCK NO
over sliding bunkers
when it seems like everyone on the field is shooting at you and your team isn't shooting back
chips in pod lids
gunked up swabs
people who ask to borrow swabs
people who finger your speed feed
people who complain that their marker sucks
kids who brag about being on a team and still act like top shit when you destroy them
people who brag about how good they are and say "it was lucky that you hit me"
getting bounces on people
dying batteries
how the rotor keeps spinning letting people know your empty


damn am i irritable ....

Edited by LUXOR54, 28 July 2012 - 08:37 PM.

DLX Luxe, 2k5 ccm'd superstock1 of 10 Critical Victory. up north where we like maple syrup and hockey.


#3 Panda Man

Panda Man

    Master Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,315 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 July 2012 - 08:42 PM

listening to people waste nearly a pod of paint in just the staging area(before the game begins to remove any FSDO) and they just sit their and think their king shit wasting paint.

People who Enjoy OVER SHOOTING Rental players

People Yelling at rental players for being "dumb"

When some one contests a paint check when they Clearly were shot(this is Rec ball you idiot! not a tournament)

People who take Paintball WAYYYYYY to serious, its a fuckin game, not a job... if its a chore quit playing.

#1 Waiting for people at the chrono when they have the latest and greatest and have no idea how to chrono

People who wear gold chains and bring those crunk goblets when playing

When players bring metal cleats and bitch because they are not allowed on the field

When people steal your 10-rd tubes

veteran players who think pump guns are like shotguns.

People who ask for a pod of paint mid game, but do not repay you back when your in the pits.


... I'll think of more.

#4 kingJurzy

kingJurzy

    OFFICIAL TechPB's best member 2012

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 9,071 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Bay Area, California


Posted 28 July 2012 - 08:51 PM

This is paintball related








When people do not include embedded images in their FS threads, I AM TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLICK THE LINK AND CHECK YOUR SHIT.

FEEDBACK: 23/0/0


#5 JAWM

JAWM

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 313 posts

Posted 28 July 2012 - 09:01 PM

Waiting for ages for people to get loaded up in the staging area for the next game. The park will close, eventually, so I would prefer to play paintball and not sit around and talk about the weather...


#6 Panda Man

Panda Man

    Master Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 4,315 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 July 2012 - 09:04 PM

Waiting for ages for people to get loaded up in the staging area for the next game. The park will close, eventually, so I would prefer to play paintball and not sit around and talk about the weather...


its worse when people take 20min to chrono their new dye. most parks will allow you to Chrono your marker outside of the staging area, and when you bring in a gun that you claim "Ollie Lang" molested and it takes you literally 20min to chrono... please go stick your head under water and take a deep breath.

#7 speedballer001

speedballer001

    Sophomore Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 664 posts

Posted 28 July 2012 - 09:14 PM

When people think that a longer barrel helps accuracy
When someone thinks putting laser sites on their guns and think they are boss
When someone shoots a gun and is like "It sounds like a shotgun" (Yes this did happen, today to be exact)
When renters think they are better than you because they lasted longer.... While staying in spawn
Running out of air with five pods left in your pack
When you come back after a game and find all your accesories are gone (orings, batteries, etc.)
Someone trying to charge your bunker to barrel tag you, then gets mad when you pop out and accidently shoot you within three feet

When someone asks me "Why would you upgrade if you like your gun?" Because I want to try new things!



Waiting for ages for people to get loaded up in the staging area for the next game. The park will close, eventually, so I would prefer to play paintball and not sit around and talk about the weather...


its worse when people take 20min to chrono their new dye. most parks will allow you to Chrono your marker outside of the staging area, and when you bring in a gun that you claim "Ollie Lang" molested and it takes you literally 20min to chrono... please go stick your head under water and take a deep breath.

It takes two to drown :dodgy:

#8 OBF

OBF

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,345 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 28 July 2012 - 09:16 PM

When people do not include embedded images in their FS threads, I AM TOO FUCKING LAZY TO CLICK THE LINK AND CHECK YOUR SHIT.


This.
People who insult other people on their team.
People who insult other people on their team when they're within earshot.
People who insult other people in general.
All around douches.



My feedback: http://www.techpb.co...331&hl=feedback

10/0/0

 

 


#9 SAHeatpb

SAHeatpb

    Yeah let's go with this

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 286 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Texas

Posted 29 July 2012 - 11:54 PM

People who argue at the refs. D-bags thinking their big shots. And wipers.

#10 REDCOBRA

REDCOBRA

    wow such paintball

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,531 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canada

Posted 29 July 2012 - 11:58 PM

PEOPLE WHO STEAL MY BARREL BAG!

Posted Image


#11 Panda's Revenge

Panda's Revenge

    Officially Sponsored by China Ball

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,494 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:San Diego


Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:01 AM

http://www.techpb.co...1 <_< <_< <_< :dodgy:

Of course I'm only joking.

Edited by Panda's Revenge, 30 July 2012 - 12:01 AM.


#12 TECHDP=)

TECHDP=)

    I'm never online anymore.

  • Players Club
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,876 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:CALIFORNIA

Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:06 AM

Holy shit^
i really don't mind anything.
What really pisses me off is kids with spyders and tippys :P tell me their gun is so much better than my dm or what ever i have at the moment, because it shoots farther faster and harder-____-

#13 REDCOBRA

REDCOBRA

    wow such paintball

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,531 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Canada

Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:21 AM

FRIENDLY FIRE!!!!!1

Posted Image


#14 TooTallNiCo

TooTallNiCo

    Senior Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,577 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Pleasant Prairie, WI

Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:24 AM

This is a long list....

PbNation BST titles. Gives me a headache looking at them all.

Getting shot in the mask with your mouth open

The renter kid who tells me he hasn't played but "don't worry, I played a paintball mode in Forge on Halo 3!"

People who ask what should I upgrade on their gun. If you use it and it works fine for you then there's nothing to upgrade!!!!

Getting shot off the break by my own team.

Getting shot off the break period.

Renters giving me directions on how to play a certain field.... At my home field.

Nut shots.

Inside thigh shots.

Playing a scenario but forgetting to disable my Ego's auto-off of 3 minutes.

Die hard milsimmers laughing at my electro.

Die hard speedballers laughing at my TiPX.

Bonus ballers

Bonus ballers who get pissed when I bonus ball them.

Using white fill during winter ball in a foot of snow.

Batteries dying.

People saying "Sig" in my BST threads when I'm on the mobile site.

People calling woodsball stupid.

People calling speedball stupid.

When refs give me playing advice.

When refs stand four feet next to me, signalling to the other team "hey theres a guy over there!"

Call of duty references.

Calling a field a map.

Kids using made up codes and passwords without telling anyone else.

20 inch barrels.

Accuracy threads on TechPB

Seeing :dodgy: everywhere

Kids in the radio show chat who do nothing but type "Hey Willie, ask Mike to review X marker!"


That's all I got for now

Member of the Brew City Bomb Squad
Check us out here at Brew City Bomb Squad Paintball
Veteran of Living Legends V, VI

CPX Legion: My Name is Legion, For We Are Many..


#15 Panda's Revenge

Panda's Revenge

    Officially Sponsored by China Ball

  • Members
  • PipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 3,494 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:San Diego


Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:33 AM

Seeing :dodgy: everywhere


:dodgy: :dodgy: :dodgy: :dodgy: :dodgy: :dodgy:




1 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users