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#1 Panda's Revenge

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:05 PM

I don't really know if this would be a rant or just off topic.

But I just really hate it when people walk into your room without knocking in general.

having special time, door opens. "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AND OTHER STORIES"
Lrn 2 knock.

Any one else had an experience like this?
Not just specifically to "special time with Jill", but caught in general.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:07 PM

Jill is your girlfriend, right?



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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:09 PM

Jill is your girlfriend, right?


Yeah.
"girlfriend" :dodgy:

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:09 PM

This is going to get very dirty very fast.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:10 PM

This is going to get very dirty very fast.


Fixed the opening post for you.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:13 PM

That is a story your teenage self is too young to hear.......

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:14 PM

Having quality time with Palmula Handerson where ya eh!
Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:15 PM

Having quality time with Palmula Handerson where ya eh!


No. Her names Handgelina.

geddit? geddit? :lol: :(

That is a story your teenage self is too young to hear.......


I don't think anyone should hear it.
At least not here.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:15 PM

Panda why must you start these post? You and Bacon......

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:16 PM

Well since I'm not a 12 year old my parents let me have a lock on my door :P

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:16 PM

Panda why must you start these post? You and Bacon......


Because we're sexually charged teenage boys full of hormones. Whether it be Estrogen or Testosterone nobody knows.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:17 PM

nice post count panda

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:17 PM

Well since I'm not a 12 year old my parents let me have a lock on my door :P


Mine let me have a lock as well.
Except I can't use it.
But I do.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:17 PM

damnit you ruined it


Well since I'm not a 12 year old my parents let me have a lock on my door :P


Mine let me have a lock as well.
Except I can't use it.
But I do.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:19 PM

nice post count panda


Fucking shit I was gonna cap that too...

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:20 PM

I understand your feeling but most of us don't go around posting about it...

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:20 PM

"hai guise luk at mah post count!!!1! it's... 1340 :(. Give me a minute I'm going to kill myself now"

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:21 PM

Lol OP's mom walked in on him fapping.

Edited by TheGuy, 16 August 2012 - 11:21 PM.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:21 PM

Well ya see it only gets awk when its her father.

Getting all up close and steamy and all of a sudden headlights pull into the driveway and not only are you cockblocked you have to make yourself pull a Houdini real quick!

There is nothing more terrifying then trying to pull on your pants while sprinting out a back door and hopping a fence.

Edited by bigx, 16 August 2012 - 11:23 PM.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:23 PM

Well ya see it only gets awk when its her father.


*his
Disregard, read your edited post.

"hai guise luk at mah post count!!!1! it's... 1340 :(. Give me a minute I'm going to kill myself now"


yeah.

Edited by Panda's Revenge, 16 August 2012 - 11:28 PM.


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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:25 PM

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:26 PM

^ I Lol'd so hard at that for some reason

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:32 PM

LOL OP your mommy caught you wanking.

Edited by bigx, 16 August 2012 - 11:32 PM.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:32 PM

I immediately regret this decision.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:37 PM

(edit, must find witty picture to post)

Edited by IwannaWAFFLE, 16 August 2012 - 11:37 PM.

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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:38 PM



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Posted 16 August 2012 - 11:58 PM

Why would you fap while your parents are home? (Especialy your mother)

fuck yolo
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:04 AM

This thread again..

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:06 AM

Why would you fap while your parents are home? (Especialy your mother)


actually grandma.
Not with teh pants down, just with the content.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:10 AM

Because we're sexually charged teenage boys full of hormones. Whether it be Estrogen or Testosterone nobody knows.


The urge to make this my sig is strong in me.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:11 AM


Why would you fap while your parents are home? (Especialy your mother)


actually grandma.
Not with teh pants down, just with the content.

That is almost worse.

fuck yolo
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:15 AM

Because we're sexually charged teenage boys full of hormones. Whether it be Estrogen or Testosterone nobody knows.

Sigged

fuck yolo
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:16 AM


Because we're sexually charged teenage boys full of hormones. Whether it be Estrogen or Testosterone nobody knows.

Sigged


lul.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:20 AM


Because we're sexually charged teenage boys full of hormones. Whether it be Estrogen or Testosterone nobody knows.

Sigged

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:29 AM

Panda why must you start these posts? You and Bacon......


This thread again..


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Indeed.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:38 AM

It could be worse. at least gram gram didnt look at you and say "Don't stop..."

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:39 AM

It could be worse. at least gram gram didnt look at you and say "Don't stop..."

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:40 AM

It could be worse. at least gram gram didnt look at you and say "Don't stop..."

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:41 AM

My room is next to the stairs so i don't get suprised by people walking in.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:47 AM


It could be worse. at least gram gram didnt look at you and say "Don't stop..."

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So the thought of a grandma walking in on her grandson wanking and saying don't stop get's you hot and bothered...

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:50 AM


It could be worse. at least gram gram didnt look at you and say "Don't stop..."

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I lol'd so fucking hard.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:52 AM

holy fuck this thread gave me a laugh attack

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 07:22 AM

Well ya see it only gets awk when its her father.

Getting all up close and steamy and all of a sudden headlights pull into the driveway and not only are you cockblocked you have to make yourself pull a Houdini real quick!

There is nothing more terrifying then trying to pull on your pants while sprinting out a back door and hopping a fence.


i have hid in the closet a couple times...shit is terrifying. but i also feel like a badass
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 07:25 AM


It could be worse. at least gram gram didnt look at you and say "Don't stop..."

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Well done Andrew. i just laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. Well done.
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 07:50 AM


Well ya see it only gets awk when its her father.

Getting all up close and steamy and all of a sudden headlights pull into the driveway and not only are you cockblocked you have to make yourself pull a Houdini real quick!

There is nothing more terrifying then trying to pull on your pants while sprinting out a back door and hopping a fence.


i have hid in the closet a couple times...shit is terrifying. but i also feel like a badass


haul ass at mach 5 out the back door of her house vault over her fence and peel out of the next street over in your car, only to get a text saying hey come back and pick me up in 20 minutes when he goes to bed.

"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."

 

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:51 AM

You guys are doing it wrong if you are getting caught by the father. Try being more sneaky. Do "it" in a room with a tv and DVD player, or next to a room with a tv and DVD player. Put in a movie and put it on mute. If anybody comes home put on your clothes and pretend to watching the movie. And remember quickies are your friend.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 11:51 AM

You guys are doing it wrong if you are getting caught by the father. Try being more sneaky. Do "it" in a room with a tv and DVD player, or next to a room with a tv and DVD player. Put in a movie and put it on mute. If anybody comes home put on your clothes and pretend to watching the movie. And remember quickies are your friend.


cmon. parents aren't that gullible.
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:23 PM

stare into there eyes and finish.

they will always knock afterwards
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 12:33 PM

Say your doing a bio expirement.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 01:15 PM

Yes... Yes...

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