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#51 tallsmallboy44

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 02:11 PM


You guys are doing it wrong if you are getting caught by the father. Try being more sneaky. Do "it" in a room with a tv and DVD player, or next to a room with a tv and DVD player. Put in a movie and put it on mute. If anybody comes home put on your clothes and pretend to watching the movie. And remember quickies are your friend.


cmon. parents aren't that gullible.

Mine are. This is how I get away with it when my parents come home in the middle of it.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 02:20 PM



You guys are doing it wrong if you are getting caught by the father. Try being more sneaky. Do "it" in a room with a tv and DVD player, or next to a room with a tv and DVD player. Put in a movie and put it on mute. If anybody comes home put on your clothes and pretend to watching the movie. And remember quickies are your friend.


cmon. parents aren't that gullible.

Mine are. This is how I get away with it when my parents come home in the middle of it.


Are they Asian?
Asian parents tend to be pretty gullible, like mine.

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 05:11 PM

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 06:00 PM

This is why I have roommates, and not parents living with me. Bros know what it means when the girlfriend is over and there's a sock on the doorknob.
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Posted 17 August 2012 - 06:08 PM

This is why I have roommates, and not parents living with me. Bros know what it means when the girlfriend is over and there's a sock on the doorknob.


it means you start knocking and make moaning noises at the door ;)

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 06:59 PM

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Posted 17 August 2012 - 10:15 PM

Are they Asian?
Asian parents tend to be pretty gullible, like mine.

Nope, not Asian. My parents are white.

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:03 AM


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You guys are doing it wrong if you are getting caught by the father. Try being more sneaky. Do "it" in a room with a tv and DVD player, or next to a room with a tv and DVD player. Put in a movie and put it on mute. If anybody comes home put on your clothes and pretend to watching the movie. And remember quickies are your friend.


cmon. parents aren't that gullible.

Mine are. This is how I get away with it when my parents come home in the middle of it.


lucky. My parents wouldnt buy that for second.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 12:49 PM

lucky. My parents wouldnt buy that for second.


Den I guess when you really want to cuddle up and watch a movie with teh girl they'll think you've been having sexy time.

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 01:52 PM


lucky. My parents wouldnt buy that for second.


Den I guess when you really want to cuddle up and watch a movie with teh girl they'll think you've been having sexy time.


hahah they really would.

its ok, they can believe whatever they wanna believe.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 02:24 PM


Panda why must you start these post? You and Bacon......


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1) NEVER EVER EVER wear headphones or put in both earphones. Always have a free ear to listen.
2) Have unsuspicious tabs open just in case.
3) Blankets are your friend.

One minute I'm fapping away... *father taking 1 step up the stairs* BOOM I'm playing Minecraft with a blanket on my lap.

Also don't forget clean up. And if you don't clean up, don't fall asleep. If you do both, don't have all your shit out. Also close your Pr0nZorzz.

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 04:25 PM

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:09 PM

Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Seduce girlfriend
Step 3: Rent a motel room
Step 4: Never get caught again.
Step 5: Repeat

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:11 PM

I wish this thread was never created


Granted, although another one is created.
Wait, this isn't corruptawish.

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:05 PM

Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Seduce girlfriend
Step 3: Rent a motel room
Step 4: Never get caught again.
Step 5: Repeat

Don't you have to be 18, or have a credit card to rent a hotel/motel? In which case it would show your parent's credit card statement at the end of the month.

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:07 PM


Step 1: Get a girlfriend
Step 2: Seduce girlfriend
Step 3: Rent a motel room
Step 4: Never get caught again.
Step 5: Repeat

Don't you have to be 18, or have a credit card to rent a hotel/motel? In which case it would show your parent's credit card statement at the end of the month.


Im 18 or even better take her out on my boat!!!! Fuck I cant believe I never thought of that before!

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:40 PM

Im 18 or even better take her out on my boat!!!! Fuck I cant believe I never thought of that before!

I should put my old mattress in the bed of my truck, if you get where I'm going with this.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 12:45 AM

Or just get new, respecting parents that knock before coming in.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 02:38 PM

Or just get new, respecting parents that knock before coming in.


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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:21 PM


Or just get new, respecting parents that knock before coming in.


please show me this glorious store. id love to trade mine in.


SAME HERE.

My parents wouldn't let me spend the night at a friend's house because he had girls over. Too bad it's like... if I'm holding hands with a girl my parents automatically think we've had sexy time.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:25 PM

Why does the boys parents care so much about it? That's the girl's father's job.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:31 PM

They don't wanna "fail as parents". Lol. My dad personally told me if I got a girl preggo as a teenager, he'd kick my ass.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:31 PM

IDK...
My mom won't let me anywhere near girls.

WTF MOM I'M 14.
I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE COINCIDENTALLY GIRLS.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:36 PM

IDK...
My mom won't let me anywhere near girls.

WTF MOM I'M 14.
I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE COINCIDENTALLY GIRLS.


Shit on your mom.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:49 PM


IDK...
My mom won't let me anywhere near girls.

WTF MOM I'M 14.
I'M ALLOWED TO HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE COINCIDENTALLY GIRLS.


Shit on your mom.


Okay.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:56 PM

Shitting on moms seems like a weird fetish.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 06:01 PM

Shitting on moms seems like a weird fetish.


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Posted 19 August 2012 - 06:05 PM

Shitting on moms seems like a weird fetish.



Its an acquired taste. :dodgy:

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:20 PM

Step one: tell parents youare going to poo
Step two: enter bathroom
Step three: pretend to poo, but really fap.
Step four: flush all evidence.
Step five: come out and say "man the poop wouldn't stop coming!"

Don't try this with girls...that's just wierd.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:22 PM

I always do that MZ.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:23 PM

Step one: tell parents youare going to poo
Step two: enter bathroom
Step three: pretend to poo, but really fap.
Step four: flush all evidence.
Step five: come out and say "man the poop wouldn't stop coming!"

Don't try this with girls...that's just wierd.


OR you could just go into the bathroom and fap, and if they ask, say you were pooping.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:30 PM


Step one: tell parents youare going to poo
Step two: enter bathroom
Step three: pretend to poo, but really fap.
Step four: flush all evidence.
Step five: come out and say "man the poop wouldn't stop coming!"

Don't try this with girls...that's just wierd.


OR you could just go into the bathroom and fap, and if they ask, say you were pooping.


Why not do both? Checks two things of your list.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:36 PM



Step one: tell parents youare going to poo
Step two: enter bathroom
Step three: pretend to poo, but really fap.
Step four: flush all evidence.
Step five: come out and say "man the poop wouldn't stop coming!"

Don't try this with girls...that's just wierd.


OR you could just go into the bathroom and fap, and if they ask, say you were pooping.


Why not do both? Checks two things of your list.


Obviously this technique can vary. Say you have to pee, take care of that and then go to town. Also the bathroom provides a normal place to store lotion if you are into that kinda thang.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:45 PM

Yea but then everyone steals your lotion.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 07:56 PM

Pfft lotion? I use water.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 08:12 PM

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 08:35 PM

This thread is getting a little personal.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 08:36 PM




I use this to fap the hands dont cut it anymore.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:35 PM

you guys need to stand up to your moms and tell them your gonna have friends that are girls no matter what.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:37 PM

I do.
She's more lenient now than before.

Aaanyways, girlfriends are overrated.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 10:38 PM

I do.
She's more lenient now than before.

Aaanyways, girlfriends are overrated.


not if you find a good one. theyre great.
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:00 PM


I do.
She's more lenient now than before.

Aaanyways, girlfriends are overrated.


not if you find a good one. theyre great.

They can also be awful if they are a bitch and tear your heart out.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:02 PM



I do.
She's more lenient now than before.

Aaanyways, girlfriends are overrated.


not if you find a good one. theyre great.

They can also be awful if they are a bitch and tear your heart out.


thats why you spot that they are a bitch before they have your heart to rip out...
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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:09 PM

thats why you spot that they are a bitch before they have your heart to rip out...

Some are hard to spot. They act innocent, until you catch them with your neighbor.

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Posted 19 August 2012 - 11:11 PM

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