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#351 YoungGun32

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:14 AM

Just kiss her and grab her vag.




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Posted 24 September 2012 - 10:24 AM

Just kiss her and grab her vag.


i fully endorse this idea.
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 11:33 AM


Just kiss her and grab her vag.


i fully endorse this idea.


make sure you have bail money set aside ready to go. i would allocate about 10k

then go for it, whats the worst that could happen? lol

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 11:40 AM

Ahhh, but what's the BEST that could come of it?

Seems legit.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 12:03 PM

suprise buttsexz?

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 02:16 PM

suprise buttsexz?

:tup:

fuck yolo
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 06:04 PM

these ideas are just too awesome

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 08:49 PM

Get with all her friends even the ugly ones she will get jelly and go after you.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 08:50 PM

I'm pretty sure Edmontonians are a bit odder than Calgarians...
Dont be jelly that Canada has the world's biggest paintball fort...
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Don't be jelly but that's where I play :D

That fort is the most frustrating thing to capture though.



oh yeah... to be on topic... friend zone girls stuff yeah.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:05 PM


Just kiss her and grab her vag.


i fully endorse this idea.


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suprise buttsexz?


Yes

Get with all her friends even the ugly ones she will get jelly and go after you.


Not the whales though

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:47 PM

how did this thread get 360 replies lol
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:49 PM

how did this thread get 360 replies lol

By being fucking awesome!

fuck yolo
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:50 PM

Because everyone loves me too much

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:52 PM

There is no such thing. Your a great guy any girl would be lucky to have you. Keep your head up!
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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:54 PM

Sneak up on her in the bathroom...

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 09:58 PM

I love it how She tells me that all the guys that she likes have something about them that she can't stand, and when I ask what mine is she says "nothing" then today she tells me that I should tone it down because she likes another guy and might go out with him. And not even a week ago she tells me that she doesn't want to date because she's too busy and can't hold a commitment... Yup, I'm done

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 10:00 PM

WHY ARE WE NOT SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 10:01 PM

BECAUSE NO ONE HAS FUCKED UP RECENTLY

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 10:31 PM

SOMEONE NEEDS TO FUCK UP AND BITCHEZ BE CRAZY!!!!!!

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:49 PM

TEXTS ME TODAY LIKE HALF WAY THROUGH LUNCH JUST TO TALK... SERIOUSLY?

HENRY, I SEE YOU LURKIN..

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:55 PM

1.)Go to her house
2.)?????
3.)Make out
4.) Put hand on butt
5.) Run hands down pants



^^^^^^^^^^^^
Follow these steps and move on

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:58 PM

1.)Go to her house
2.)?????
3.)Make out
4.) Put hand on butt
5.) Run hands down pants



^^^^^^^^^^^^
Follow these steps and move on


all that sexual stuff seems like a bad idea...

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:58 PM

1.)Go to her house
2.)?????
3.)Make out
4.) Put hand on butt
5.) Run hands down pants



^^^^^^^^^^^^
Follow these steps and move on

The ????? part makes it sound like this is a plan that can land you in jail...

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 10:59 PM

TEXTS ME TODAY LIKE HALF WAY THROUGH LUNCH JUST TO TALK... SERIOUSLY?

HENRY, I SEE YOU LURKIN..

Dude hump and dump. Simple, no foreplay required!
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Posted 25 September 2012 - 11:00 PM

But I like foreplay...

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 11:00 PM

worked for me

The ??? is however you spit game.

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 11:00 PM

worked for me

The ??? is however you spit game.


1.)Go to her house
2.)?????
3.)Make out
4.) Put hand on butt



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Follow these steps and move on


all that sexual stuff seems like a bad idea...

I knocked out #5

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 11:01 PM


1.)Go to her house
2.)?????
3.)Make out
4.) Put hand on butt
5.) Run hands down pants



^^^^^^^^^^^^
Follow these steps and move on

The ????? part makes it sound like this is a plan that can land you in jail...

I'm pretty sure "?????" means give her the mushroom tip...

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Posted 25 September 2012 - 11:01 PM



1.)Go to her house
2.)?????
3.)Make out



^^^^^^^^^^^^
Follow these steps and move on

The ????? part makes it sound like this is a plan that can land you in jail...

I'm pretty sure "?????" means give her the mushroom tip...


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Posted 25 September 2012 - 11:53 PM

you never give the mushroom tip before the make out... and at the end, you leave her with a nice mushroom stamp, lol
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Posted 26 September 2012 - 12:32 AM

you never give the mushroom tip before the make out... and at the end, you leave her with a nice mushroom stamp, lol


Exactly.

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 02:15 PM

BUMP for my favorite high school boys complain about high school girls thread

Edited by cockerpunk, 17 October 2012 - 02:15 PM.

The ultimate truth in paintball is that the interaction between the gun and the player is far and away the largest factor in accuracy, consistency, and reliability.

And yes, Gordon is the sexiest manifestation of "to the front."


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Posted 17 October 2012 - 02:25 PM

BUMP for my favorite high school boys complain about high school girls thread

Have you read my other thread yet?
These girls just get crazier and crazier..... :lol:
After not talking to this girl for about 2 or 3 weeks now and just seeing what she actually does... I'm done, not even worth the effort anymore.
Who goes out with someone for 6 days, breaks up with them because a guy they like is now single, then 3 days later is in a relationship with a different guy altogether.

This is why I don't have a girlfriend. I have nowhere near the mental capacity to even know how to begin to understand these crazy creatures :D

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 02:57 PM

Easy solution to all of this nonsense. FWB!

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 03:12 PM

PIIHB, PIIHB early, PIIHB often

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 10:43 PM

ask if the carpet matchs the drapes bitchs love it when i ask them that <3 :tup:

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 10:47 PM

20 pages?


WHY WON'T THIS DIE!!!

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 10:49 PM

20 pages?


WHY WON'T THIS DIE!!!

BECAUSE MY FEELINGS MATTER

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 10:50 PM

Because
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 10:53 PM

WHY ARE WE STILL SHOUTING!!!!!!!!

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:06 PM

I DON'T KNOW, YOU STARTED IT THIS TIME

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:08 PM

BUT WE LIKE THIS

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:09 PM

DO WE, REALLY?

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:11 PM

I DO

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:12 PM

WELL THEN. THAT'S NOT WE, now is it?

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 11:13 PM

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 07:52 AM

When I walk in the club all eyes on me

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 08:57 PM

Gentlemen for the Record I made it out of the friendzone and we have been dating for 2 months today :)

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Edited by bigx, 24 October 2012 - 09:45 PM.

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:22 PM

ARENT YOU GOING OUT THAT THE GIRL THAT YOU MADE THIS THREAD ABOUT. LETS SEE A PICTURE@@@!!!

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Posted 24 October 2012 - 09:31 PM

I didint make this thread :P But I did make a thread about me and my girlfriend Posted Image

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