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#1 Antonious

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 02:53 PM

So since I had to work last weekend, I was allowed to take the day off today. So I woke up about 9 o'clock, but not feeling too well unfortunately. I had this sick feeling in my stomach and had to make a quick dash to the bathroom to forcefully expel the liquid remains of whatever it was I ate yesterday. A good 5-10 minutes later, I was able to breathe a sight of relief. So I gave myself a good wipe down (hygiene is important, you know?), turn around to flush, and... nothing.
No matter how many times I pulled the handle, which way I pulled, or how hard I pulled, that sickening stew of shit wasn't going anywhere.

So I called up the dorm manager and asked what the deal was. He said that they were performing maintenance on all the water lines today and the water would be shut off from 9am until about 4pm. So I asked why he hadn't told anyone this, to which he replied "We didn't think it was a big deal since everyone would be at work".
Everyone would be at work.
Except for guys on a different shit (e.g. Me).
Everyone would be at work.
Except for guys with a day off (e.g. Me).
Thanks for recognizing the military works 24 hours a day and not 9... asshole.

So for about 5 hours now, I've had to periodically spray Febreeze throughout my room to prevent the lingering stench from creeping in because some asshole thought it would be ok to just randomly shut off the entire dorm's water supply because "everyone would be at work".

TLDR: Took a shit 5 hours ago. Nobody told me the water was turned off for maintenance. Shit is still lingering in toilet bowl and stinking up my dorm.

Edited by Antonious, 18 September 2012 - 02:55 PM.

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 03:22 PM

Some fucker lit a bunch of stink bombs in the halls at my school. The whole school smelled like ass.

Still sounds like it sucks to be you right now.

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 12:20 AM

You think that's bad? A&M put up signs telling us not to jack off in the showers anymore because the... Fluids... Were cloggin the drains. FML.

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 01:25 AM

Cover the toilet in saran wrap.
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Posted 19 September 2012 - 03:57 AM

You think that's bad? A&M put up signs telling us not to jack off in the showers anymore because the... Fluids... Were cloggin the drains. FML.


This is a common prank in dorm halls...Happens every year. Happens here at CSU as well. Happened last year, the year before (when I was a freshman) and it'll happen this year.

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 08:14 AM

Thanks for ruining my fun Zchrit23. D:<

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 11:41 PM

Pleasure man :) Just don't tell anyone else and it'll still be fun :P

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 12:33 AM

You think that's bad? A&M put up signs telling us not to jack off in the showers anymore because the... Fluids... Were cloggin the drains. FML.

Holy shit, the amount it would take to clog a pipe. *shivers*

I never get wipers, blood is hard to wipe off.


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Posted 22 September 2012 - 09:04 AM

you know what you should do?

take another shit.

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 04:48 PM

I cracked up from that, hilarious! :lol:

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 06:11 PM

you know what you should do?

take another shit.

Not going to lie... I actually did.
Wasn't feeling too well that morning.

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Posted 23 September 2012 - 07:10 AM

I cracked up from that, hilarious! :lol:


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Posted 23 September 2012 - 08:40 PM

Wrap toilet with saran wrap until water is turned back on, problem solved. College still doesn't teach common sense lol.

Edit. Dammit, someone beat me to this.

Edited by YoungGun32, 23 September 2012 - 08:42 PM.



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Posted 23 September 2012 - 10:07 PM

Wrap toilet with saran wrap until water is turned back on, problem solved. College still doesn't teach common sense lol.

That's actually quite clever, too much so to really fall under "common sense". Common sense is like knowing not to pile wet clothes on a surge protector.
Also, I'm not in college.

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Posted 24 September 2012 - 08:21 AM

You say you live in a dorm but don't go to college? I applaud you on working the system.


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Posted 24 September 2012 - 01:38 PM

You say you live in a dorm but don't go to college? I applaud you on working the system.

I'm in the Air Force. Single airman live in the dorms.

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Posted 28 September 2012 - 03:33 AM


You say you live in a dorm but don't go to college? I applaud you on working the system.

I'm in the Air Force. Single airman live in the dorms.

Ahhh makes sense. Thanks for your service boss.





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