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#51 Irish725

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 09:33 AM

Resisting the temptation to buy all the things...

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 09:35 AM

Resisting the temptation to buy all the things...

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:18 PM

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:40 PM

I never have to explain to my friends about paintball. They are to dumb to understand, they think that Tippmanns are the best, and my one friend thinks Brass Eagle makes some of the best paintball guns. I told one of my friends once that Tippmann's aren't the most efficient guns out there and that there were way better ones (in a polite way) and he was like, Posted Image

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I have and I always will be a Christian Baller.
My setup: Because I'm a bad*** Tippmann 98 custom with a shake and bake and two 20oz C02 tanks. Be jelly!

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 01:43 PM

I never have to explain to my friends about paintball. They are to dumb to understand, they think that Tippmanns are the best, and my one friend thinks Brass Eagle makes some of the best paintball guns. I told one of my friends once that Tippmann's aren't the most efficient guns out there and that there were way better ones (in a polite way) and he was like, Posted Image

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 04:17 PM

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 04:19 PM

Yessir

One I would like to add is to not wipe when you know you can get away with it. (I don't wipe)

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 07:17 PM

or, you get your own money so your dad doesn't have a say



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Posted 17 October 2012 - 09:03 PM

The urge to gun whore

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 09:22 PM

Explaining to people that there are other guns besides Spyders and Tippmanns......



explaining to people who swear by tippmann that their gun really isnt that good.



Another thing I hate, is explaining to people that their 22" barrel doesn't make them a sniper.

every... day... of my waking life

Listen to people sit around talking about gear at the field instead of actually playing paintball.

i do that :angry: just to skip the weenie games and save paint for the bigger field games :P

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 09:23 PM

fix a leaking G4...but i did! <3

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Posted 17 October 2012 - 09:32 PM

When I had my first gun (98 custom), it was putting that front sight spring without having that shit pop out while your putting the gun back together.
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Posted 17 October 2012 - 10:08 PM

Buying 3 gun on your credit card and trying to figure out how to pay for them...
then when some one says why dont you just sell some of your guns? um no i need them all lol


sounds like wayne brady is gonna have to choke a bitch.

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:20 AM

When I had my first gun (98 custom), it was putting that front sight spring without having that shit pop out while your putting the gun back together.


Oh yeah that was probably the second hardest thing for me. I literally spent half and hour just sitting there doing that.
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:38 AM

When I had my first gun (98 custom), it was putting that front sight spring without having that shit pop out while your putting the gun back together.


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Posted 18 October 2012 - 02:55 PM

Walking a trigger one handed...
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:14 PM

not punching people when they call paintballs bullets or when people call fields maps...

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:21 PM

not punching people when they call paintballs bullets or when people call fields maps...

Haha. One of the better ones

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Posted 18 October 2012 - 08:42 PM

Resisting the urge to light the dude up who just bonus balled a bunch of renters
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Posted 21 October 2012 - 11:06 PM

trying to explain to a hardcore milsim guy that his milsim marker is usually just a lower end speedball marker shoved into a huge clunky body, and that it dosn't shoot any straighter further or better then a speedball marker. Barrels make markers shot's straighter, not because your marker looks like a M-16.

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 11:18 PM

Attaching the lid & spring on a Pinokio. Seriously, anyone else done this before? I was there for about an hour trying to do it. Total Waste of time.

Also, Surviving the 1st 30 seconds during "team practice/Walk on Sunday"


Holy shit that pinokio spring is a nightmare. Ive done it a couple of times too. My lil brother has a pinokio with no spring on it because Im sick of dealing with those fucking things.

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Posted 21 October 2012 - 11:29 PM

trying to explain to a hardcore milsim guy that his milsim marker is usually just a lower end speedball marker shoved into a huge clunky body, and that it dosn't shoot any straighter further or better then a speedball marker. Barrels make markers shot's straighter, not because your marker looks like a M-16.

"but my a5 won't break like your dumb little space gun will"

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Posted 22 October 2012 - 07:18 AM


trying to explain to a hardcore milsim guy that his milsim marker is usually just a lower end speedball marker shoved into a huge clunky body, and that it dosn't shoot any straighter further or better then a speedball marker. Barrels make markers shot's straighter, not because your marker looks like a M-16.

"but my a5 won't break like your dumb little space gun will"

<_<


Yeah same as me, but they don't go milsim, they just leave all of their 98's stock, except maybe a new barrel. The one guy who plays with us is especially a jerk to me, we have history, so when I show up with a dm7 (hopefully) next time I go play. He be mad.
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Posted 23 October 2012 - 09:09 PM

Figuring out what size gear u need and how big u want them

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Posted 23 October 2012 - 09:58 PM

New hardest thing to do in paintball is resisting the urge to shoot leftover evil at the trees in your backyard when you havent played in a while!!! Posted ImagePosted Image

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Posted 25 October 2012 - 03:22 AM

When using a pump, trying to hide yourself when you realize that when you attempted to snap shoot a guy, you forgot to load a ball in. It's awkward for everybody; you cause you didn't shoot, him because he thought you got him, and your teammates because they question if you have a disability.
Buying paint
Trying to stand behind a bunker with mud behind it.
For me, I can't stand not moving after 20 secs behind a bunker.
Filling up your hopper without a speedfeed.
Trying to remember which pod was the water pod when playing speedball.
For me, another thing is getting used to walking the trigger in the beginning of the day.
Trying to resist screaming when you're shooting an Ego/Etek and the bolt gets too close to your face. That, and it's loud.
The cross-field, to-their-20, sprint at the break.
and the worst of them all:
On-field maintainence.

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Posted 27 October 2012 - 06:02 PM

Convincing people why you bought a pump even though you have a $1000+ marker.
Stock class against D1 players.
Doing full team run throughs with a pump.
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Posted 28 October 2012 - 08:02 AM

Explaining to your dad that it doesn't take real war strategies to win the game.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:22 PM

cleaning the internals and lubing my markers........

I am a pretty dirty guy and have always gone in dry..........maybe that has something to do with it.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 07:30 PM

^^^ welcome to the sigs.

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 08:28 PM

not punching people when they call paintballs bullets or when people call fields maps...



Definitely this one... dang Call of Duty...

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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:01 PM

Man that is sig potential right there so full of sigging potential lol.
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Posted 29 October 2012 - 10:24 PM

Steal from the Dye booth at world cup

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 12:17 AM

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 08:41 AM

walking up and down hill all day in a big game. damn you pacific northwest terrain.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:23 AM

I would like to reiterate that the hardest thing to do in paintball is to WAIT FOR THOSE FUCKERS TO STOP JACKING OFF IN THE PIT AND PLAY. That is all.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:32 AM

Explain to your dad why u want a pump


Look brutha, paintball gets ALOT more fun, when you make your own money and make your own decisions

Don't sweat it d00d, enjoy your teenage years while you got them, you got the rest of your life to play paintball. I stopped being a teenager 15 years ago (I'm 35 now), and I still love playing paintball. I'm still diving in the snake, I'm still running through the woods, I'm still having a great time playing the game I grew up.

So don't wish that you were "older", enjoy where you are at now, being "older" will come

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:34 AM

I would like to reiterate that the hardest thing to do in paintball is to WAIT FOR THOSE FUCKERS TO STOP JACKING OFF IN THE PIT AND PLAY. That is all.



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I can't dot that any bigger than that. It's size 7, bold, italic, and underlined.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:38 AM

First after Mike, my life is complete!
I have and I always will be a Christian Baller.
My setup: Because I'm a bad*** Tippmann 98 custom with a shake and bake and two 20oz C02 tanks. Be jelly!

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 09:15 PM

Damn you woodyballer...

But thank god for my field I guess. I mean there are a few slow moments, but thats bound to happen. Games are always up every five minutes, and if they're not, you just go to a different group, like the beginners or intermediates. Only difference may be no laning or no bunkering. Unless you're on the speedball fields, then its just no bunkering for the beginners.

Another hard thing: Getting in shape for the next season after a lazy summer (me)

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 10:49 PM

Explaining to unemployed friends why 400 dollars for an upped Rev-i was a good buy.

Explaining to my paintball convert(formally airsoft only) friend that buying a 22 inch barrel, spyder mr1s and mr100s for speedball was not a good investment.

Explaining to other recballers that I am just like them, I just have my own equipment.

Explaining to my tournament friends why I don't join a team.

Figuring out what "...a g" is. can someone explain this to me so I can stop wondering what it means?

Finding rec players who share the same skill level.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 10:56 PM

Playing on extremely hot days! It's going to be a long hot summer in Brazil.

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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:00 PM

Explaining to unemployed friends why 400 dollars for an upped Rev-i was a good buy.

Explaining to my paintball convert(formally airsoft only) friend that buying a 22 inch barrel, spyder mr1s and mr100s for speedball was not a good investment.

Explaining to other recballers that I am just like them, I just have my own equipment.

Explaining to my tournament friends why I don't join a team.

Figuring out what "...a g" is. can someone explain this to me so I can stop wondering what it means?

Finding rec players who share the same skill level.

A G is a kill, usually used to count how many people are out for the opposing team. For example jawz gets Sonic out off break, and yells to his team "G1!!!!!!"
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Posted 30 October 2012 - 11:08 PM

hardest thing not playing: wanting to play
hardest thing playing: wanting to play

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 07:20 AM

Oh, and getting first after Mike, but I finally did it!
I have and I always will be a Christian Baller.
My setup: Because I'm a bad*** Tippmann 98 custom with a shake and bake and two 20oz C02 tanks. Be jelly!

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Posted 31 October 2012 - 08:11 AM

to resist not playing to try to save money.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 06:52 AM

Explaining to unemployed friends why 400 dollars for an upped Rev-i was a good buy.

Explaining to my paintball convert(formally airsoft only) friend that buying a 22 inch barrel, spyder mr1s and mr100s for speedball was not a good investment.

Explaining to other recballers that I am just like them, I just have my own equipment.

Explaining to my tournament friends why I don't join a team.

Figuring out what "...a g" is. can someone explain this to me so I can stop wondering what it means?

Finding rec players who share the same skill level.

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 06:21 PM

Another thing I hate, is explaining to people that their 22" barrel doesn't make them a sniper.


It's funny watching them.. Sometimes the barrel will get caught on something or their ghillie suit tangles, boy the fun.
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Posted 03 November 2012 - 06:28 PM

Coming up with the money to play and buy gear and being content with my gear (Not buying new stuff every month xD)

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 06:43 PM


Explain to your dad why u want a pump


Look brutha, paintball gets ALOT more fun, when you make your own money and make your own decisions

Don't sweat it d00d, enjoy your teenage years while you got them, you got the rest of your life to play paintball. I stopped being a teenager 15 years ago (I'm 35 now), and I still love playing paintball. I'm still diving in the snake, I'm still running through the woods, I'm still having a great time playing the game I grew up.

So don't wish that you were "older", enjoy where you are at now, being "older" will come



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