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#1 ExcellentStudent

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 10:30 PM

I swear to God,if I hear We Are Never Getting Back Together or see one more goddamn song about her breaking up,I will go fucking insane and destroy every single thing in my path.Same for Justin Beiber.

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 11:02 PM

WE, ARE NEVER EVER EVER, GETTING BAHHHHHHHHHHQUE TOGETHER!!!

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:24 AM

Then the whole world is going to be destroyed soon.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 12:30 AM

I think Taylor looks for guys who will eventually be dicks to her so she can come up with new song lyrics when they break up...

Edited by REDCOBRA, 26 November 2012 - 12:30 AM.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 02:16 AM

Then don't listen to shitty radio stations.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:00 AM

Then don't listen to shitty radio stations.


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Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:03 AM

Or, you know, you could go live under a rock. Just do what everyone else does and buy an album, or 7, that's what everyone does right?

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 10:46 AM

Just Dl'd her new album.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 11:29 AM

Terrible music or not, I would still do naughty naughty things to her.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 04:55 PM

What he said.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 05:24 PM

I hate her songs, but damn are they catchy.

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 05:30 PM

Terrible music or not, I would still do naughty naughty things to her.


Agreed. :wub:

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Posted 26 November 2012 - 05:43 PM

what man or woman wouldnt do naughty things to her... hell if she wrote a shitty song about me i would be ok with it as long as i got to tap that ass
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Posted 26 November 2012 - 07:57 PM

Then don't listen to shitty radio stations.

I wish I could,thing is I've been in my brother's car,who listens to Taylor Swift.A lot.

Yes,she is pretty freaking hot.

Edited by ExcellentStudent, 26 November 2012 - 07:58 PM.

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:42 AM

Meh, she is not that hot IMO. And her music is god awful.

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 11:37 AM

Terrible music or not, I would still do naughty naughty things to her.



i secound this! :rolleyes:

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:28 PM

she is not that hot

Dafuq

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:41 PM

She is just too fucking thin, I feel like I would snap her or something. Much less Carrie Underwood is far superior.

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:12 PM

Terrible music or not, I would still do naughty naughty things to her.


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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:32 PM

The main issue I have about getting with Taylor Swift is that, despite countless songs about break-ups and shitty relationships, she doesn't have a single song where she thinks maybe its her.
Too much crazy for even a quickie.

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 11:29 PM

Terrible music or not, I would still do naughty naughty things to her.


SAME, strictly physical relationship. All her songs are about breakups she must be a horrible Girlfriend.

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:36 AM

This thread is good, and you should feel good.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 03:50 PM

my question is why would anyone ever date her again, because they know as soon as they break up she is going to make a song about how bad he is.
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Posted 29 November 2012 - 05:12 PM

my question is why would anyone ever date her again, because they know as soon as they break up she is going to make a song about how bad he is.

because of the phrase "Doesn't matter, had sex"

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:40 PM

Then don't listen to shitty radio stations.


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Posted 29 November 2012 - 06:59 PM


my question is why would anyone ever date her again, because they know as soon as they break up she is going to make a song about how bad he is.

because of the phrase "Doesn't matter, had sex"


Lyric proof or shens.
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 07:43 PM



my question is why would anyone ever date her again, because they know as soon as they break up she is going to make a song about how bad he is.

because of the phrase "Doesn't matter, had sex"


Lyric proof or shens.



She kept lookin' at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:14 PM


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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:07 AM

This thread is good, and you should feel good.

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 11:01 AM

Say what you will about Carrie Underwood but...Posted Image

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 02:26 PM

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 06:13 PM

Say what you will about Carrie Underwood but...Posted Image

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me gusta

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 02:07 AM

Second Image is dead for me.

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 08:50 AM

Second Image is dead for me.


Same here I won't embed it this time. http://hd.wallpapers...close_up-t2.jpg
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Posted 07 December 2012 - 01:48 PM

She really isn't that hot. When she squints (which is all the time) she looks like an overgrown albino rodent.

Did you hear some guy didn't wave back to her the other day? No? Well the album comes out tomorrow

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Posted 08 December 2012 - 01:00 PM

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Posted 11 December 2012 - 01:43 PM

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:08 PM

Hit it, quit it, become famous because she made a song about her whining about you.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 10:42 PM

if i ever dated Taylor Swift everything i did would be orange. orange flowers, orange cards, orange clothes. i wouldn't kiss her goodbye or hello, i would kiss her orange and orange. because when we break up and she tries to write a song about it she will realize that nothing rhymes with orange.

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 11:11 PM

if i ever dated Taylor Swift everything i did would be orange. orange flowers, orange cards, orange clothes. i wouldn't kiss her goodbye or hello, i would kiss her orange and orange. because when we break up and she tries to write a song about it she will realize that nothing rhymes with orange.

take that, bitch.


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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:32 AM

What about Hannah Montana? Lol
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 09:56 AM

What about Hannah Montana? Lol

Oh hell naw

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 09:35 PM

She looks like a horse. Wouldn't even hit it.


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Posted 16 December 2012 - 10:26 PM

She looks like a horse. Wouldn't even hit it.

yep

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 12:42 AM

Id hit it for sure, but I have ZERO standards. So thats not really saying much. She's not that hot.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:16 AM

I'd hit Miley... With my car

all my legos are stored at my parents hose... so that wont be happening....

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