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#1 lukylovespaintballin

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 10:38 PM

Gee where to start... I am 16 years old. a 6 year Pball vet(I guess you could call me) and I hate kids my age in school and in paintball. In school its all about SWAG AND FUCKING YOLO. I don't give a shit. They are almost all pricks, doochebags or assholes in my school. They make fun of you all the time and even if you have video evidence, nothing happens(Hint it is a private school) It pisses me off. Today one of them tripped me on the stairs and now they are all over the interwebz being dicks. They are all such annoying ****&8O(((%%*$*YUI And now to paintball. At my field there are 5 types of people. Speedballer pricks, intermediate speedballers, noobs(new players) Players **obsessive with HK andSWAG and that old guy. So my friends are mainly intermediate speedballers. I don't play often on speedball but when i do i hate it. I play with a BDU on and either a Nt10 or a Luxe. All the kids are "swagged" out and make fun of me. Oh your such a loser only woodsballer play with camo. you suck.... More things like that. I don't really care about that its about how they play. Everyone who is not a friend of mine plays on semi ramp. They always bonus ball the shit out of people and then can't take two. They always have an excuse when they lose and always turn off new players. I have had a few that tried to make me stop by a three way bunker without stopping shooting. Nothing worked for them. So i have stopped playing with my age and always keep away from those I can see are like that




Sorry If i somehow offended you or the spelling made you insane. This is my second rant and i only do this when I forget my medication.... sorry again

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 10:46 PM

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20
Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 10:54 PM

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20


except for me right? :D

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 10:59 PM


I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20


except for me right? :D

Sure :ph34r:
Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 11:03 PM



I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20


except for me right? :D

Sure :ph34r:


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Posted 13 December 2012 - 11:17 PM

Nothing some beatings tear gas and hard labour will fix
Stop worrying about how you look, and start worrying about how you play. Get out on the field and play paintball the best you can, not stand at home in front of a mirror trying to figure out if your jersey matches your eyes.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 11:17 PM

lolll

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 06:57 AM

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:59 AM

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 01:12 PM

What's always worked for me is to be calm yet condescending with pricks like this.
Throw in one of these faces, use a lot of sarcasm, make little emotion with no desire to converse, make it clear you want nothing to do with their douche-baggery, and walk off.
It often leaves them confused as to what to do as they aren't expecting that from you.

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You: Yeah, that's not going to happen.
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You: No, I just don't associate myself with pricks like you.
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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:14 PM

for the paintballers.

Get the ok from your field to bring smoke grenades then bring smoke grenades.

When you play against them, smoke their side of the field and bonus ball them in the face!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alternatively get PB Mercs to join your team and dominate those mean butt holes.

For the students.

I have nothing except to wait for Karma to get them.

Or... get video evidence and go to a higher power with it.

If that does nothing to resolve your school issues then...

do not do anything harsh.

For everybody that treats me mean I do the following.

Invite to play paintball and I take care of the expenses.

Once we are on the field we play on the same team and get some victories.

Then once we are on a role I switch and gun for them.

They have fun and I get to shoot them.

Although my boss will not show up on a paintball field, well not yet.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 02:18 PM

learn to box


I'm a black belt in karate

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 03:55 PM


learn to box


I'm a black belt in karate

How long have you been doing karate?

all my legos are stored at my parents hose... so that wont be happening....

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 05:44 PM



learn to box


I'm a black belt in karate

How long have you been doing karate?


6 years

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:09 PM

As for assholes if they touch you touch them back but a lot harder and in like the throat and eyes area if your opposed to that then let assholes be assholes they really arnt worth your time in the long run.

As for paintballers there is a saying that gets flung around a lot if you play football. "Let the pads do your talking." In your case "Let the paint do your talking."

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:42 PM

As for assholes if they touch you touch them back but a lot harder and in like the throat and eyes area

That works great until the police get involved.
They don't really see "He's an asshole" as a valid defense for assault, battery, and public disturbance.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 07:46 PM


As for assholes if they touch you touch them back but a lot harder and in like the throat and eyes area

That works great until the police get involved.
They don't really see "He's an asshole" as a valid defense for assault, battery, and public disturbance.


No its not but if they are pushing and tripping him down flights of stairs it is.

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 10:31 PM

Let them talk all the shit they want. But once they start pushing or tripping, I would deck their ass.

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 10:53 AM

Let them talk all the shit they want. But once they start pushing or tripping, I would deck their ass.

i prefer an approach like this
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 11:32 AM

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20


Everybody would just end up killing each other in a massive Lord of the Flies-Hunger Games style battle....to much anxiety in on place is bad.

And to the OP, fuck all the haters, they just be bitches.
Basically the way I deal with all the bull shit you talked about is to just let them be stupid. When you give them attention is just reinforces their stupidity. Ignore them, continue on with your life, hang out with good people date nice girls or guys (whatever you're into) and be happy :) Those people don't last in the real world, they end up selling you your morning joe on your way to the office ;)
I go to a private school too, and up until this year I watched the douches piss everybody else off. Now senior year is here and slowly but surely all of them earned an expulsion. They never last so don't give them any time.
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Posted 15 December 2012 - 01:50 PM

1) Get good grades
2) Go to college
3) Graduate
4) Become their boss
5) Fire them
6) $$$$

Seriously though, high school doesn't matter. Do your thing, be nice to everyone, and most importantly get good grades.

That will pay of the most when you're going to a private university and they're flipping burgers in the cafeteria.
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Posted 16 December 2012 - 01:17 AM

It's fun getting all the strange looks standing in the lunch line blasting this song from a mini speaker

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 09:03 PM

Lol. The swag kids wear camo in airball. Step it uppppp.

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Posted 16 December 2012 - 09:24 PM

Lol. The swag kids wear camo in airball. Step it uppppp.


lol, i never play speedball, i usually play in the woods so i used the bdu's my dad never uses anymore

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Posted 17 December 2012 - 02:48 AM

Lol. The swag kids wear camo in airball. Step it uppppp.

I wear Empire and PE gear in camo.

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 08:12 AM


Let them talk all the shit they want. But once they start pushing or tripping, I would deck their ass.

i prefer an approach like this
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I concur, this approach is the most satisfying, but if you do go to a private school have you considered visiting other schools in the area you might want to attend? I know it seems like a pussey move to just change schools but when it comes to your everyday life I can tell you that I go to a school where we literally have none of that and its a blessing that I would be willing to change schools for.
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Posted 24 December 2012 - 11:17 PM

Well it's a private school. What do you expect? Lol

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 07:10 PM

Do what i did. When they try to push you around push back harder (mostly in a place out of camera angle, got my school mapped haha), on the field beat them in more then a couple matches and if they wipe or cheat, well you know are stance here.

I personally believe that laws against punishing your childern (yes there should be limits but not to the extent they are now), and against fighting in self-defence at school are the reason that there are kids like that. At school you even get suspened for self-defence even with a legit, bulletproof evidence.


Also, after i left private school most of that shit went away, NOT saying all private schools are like that.

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Posted 25 December 2012 - 07:52 PM

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 01:54 AM

Just ignore them. So many aholes i knew in high school are now trying to friend me on facebook. I accept to see how sad their lives are, laugh then unfriend them.

Like someone said earlier, go to college make money and do fun things! Does it really matter what they say? It shouldnt because you shouldnt care about their opinions.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 02:12 AM

Take the annoying kids at school and rape them on the paintball field, and take the annoying paintball players and school them.
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Posted 26 December 2012 - 11:15 AM

I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20


There's this thing that is commonly used to make posts understandable. It's called punctuation. Use it.

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 07:26 PM


I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20


There's this thing that is commonly used to make posts understandable. It's called punctuation. Use it.


I lol'ed because he was making fun of teenager's intelligence.

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 06:37 AM



I hate teenagers too you know what happens when you turn 20 you get your brains back if I had my way all teenagers would be locked in a camp and not let out untill they turned 20


There's this thing that is commonly used to make posts understandable. It's called punctuation. Use it.


I lol'ed because he was making fun of teenager's intelligence.


It's easy to take someone seriously, when they write like a 4 year old. :dodgy:
And I just love all these post-teen people bragging about how the know it all. Simply from the fact that they're not a teen anymore. I'm sorry to say, you don't know it all. Chances are he's no smarter than me. Judging by the content of his post, I'd say that's a fair guess. Now I'm not your sterotypical teen, of course, but nevertheless, I'm a teen. So you should already hate me right?

Canscom, I really hope you're being ironic here.


To the OP:
People are dumb, that's the way things are. Ignore them or just snap at them with some clever language use.
If they throw some shit at you. No, not actual poop. But if they talk shit, answer them with something funny and fast.

"hai ugly parzon, #YOLO #swag, ai fakked ur momz yasterdayz"
"Well dude, you have me deepest condolences, that had to be horrible. You want to share your feelings about it too?"

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Posted 27 December 2012 - 10:49 PM

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 03:37 PM

See a douchebag being douchey? Beandip him slowly. If he notices, keep on doing it until he actually forces your hand away. Keep a straight face, and they'll leave you alone.

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Posted 28 December 2012 - 11:10 PM

See a douchebag being douchey? Beandip him slowly. If he notices, keep on doing it until he actually forces your hand away. Keep a straight face, and they'll leave you alone.


Lol. I'm not sure about this method.....But whatever floats your boat.




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