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#551 Fssto

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:19 PM

The barrel was actually a small spear

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:20 PM

which again was dull
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:25 PM

So you think

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:28 PM

I have the mind of chuck norris therefore I am right
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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

Actually chuck Norris's stunt double

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:33 PM

I sharpened it to a mirror polish

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:45 PM

No you didn't

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

I can show you a picture of my mirror polished knife.

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:58 PM

knife rusts

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Posted 04 February 2013 - 10:59 PM

Rust away

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:01 AM

Stainless steel in the first place
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 12:35 AM

Sand paper to scuff it up

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#563 Fssto

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 10:11 AM

Just steel plated. It's diamond underneath

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 10:30 AM

turns out is was fake diamond
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 10:59 AM

AND I THREW IT ON THE GROOUND, MANNNNNN.

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Posted 05 February 2013 - 11:06 AM

At the exact moment you throw it and state you're not part of the system, gravity reverses, sending the object into the sky
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Posted 05 February 2013 - 10:01 PM

As the object is flying up,it hits you in the head,making you forget your entire life.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 12:33 AM

Turns out the object was a piece of foam thereby causing no damage
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 12:39 AM

But at the last second the foam hardened and went through your skull like a hot knife through melted butter.
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 06:55 AM

You were wearing a helmet.
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:35 AM

Helmet malfunction.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:38 AM

Good customer service from the company and they replace it for free instantly
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:05 AM

Package gets lost

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 10:26 AM

package was found by ironman who flies it to customer
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 12:25 PM

EMP kills ironman

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 01:46 PM

emp proof suit
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:14 PM

Very hot fire

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:36 PM

very cold water.

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Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:39 PM

Water vacuum cleaner
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:54 PM

Ninjas

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:05 AM

Anti-ninja robots
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 02:24 PM

emp
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:18 PM

emp'd the emp
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:49 PM

Emp went to far an missed

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:59 PM

Laser guiding

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 06:09 PM

Laser guidance failed

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 06:10 PM

lazer guided suddenly worked but guided to ego11 instead of robots

Edited by Woodyballer29, 07 February 2013 - 06:10 PM.

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#588 Fssto

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 06:15 PM

1 of a kind indestructible ego11.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:13 PM

Millions are made,thus it is not one of a kind

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 09:16 PM

All but one was shipped to America and the boat sank where no one could find it

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:17 PM

New technology can locate any marker anywhere.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:24 PM

Meteorite hits the GPS system.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:25 PM

Meteorite gets broken up and destroyed in earths atmosphere

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

GPS satellite is still destroyed because satellites are outside the earths atmosphere.
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:43 PM

North Korea directs satellites back.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 10:44 PM

CIA destroys N. Korea with food. A revolution ensues.

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:15 PM

North Korea nukes itself and the rest of the world, leading to a nuclear zombie apocalypse.
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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:19 PM

A group of select government chosen people go under ground and the government then destroys everything above. Emerging later the group repopulates the world

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:25 PM

Guns

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Posted 07 February 2013 - 11:27 PM

nuclear radiation mutates all humans to have kevlar infused skin.
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