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#601 Woodyballer29

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:25 AM

But because of the mutation they are constantly sick

But because of the mutation they are constantly sick

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:45 AM

lots and lots of Radaway.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 03:44 AM

Radaway addiction which makes the demand higher than the avalability. Thus running out of radaway.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:13 AM

Vaccine that cures their addiction

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:39 AM

vaccine makes you a zombie

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:30 PM

Zombie gets his head chopped off by chainsaw

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 12:35 PM

chainsaw runs out of gas.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:05 PM

Take a trip to the gas station

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 01:22 PM

All the pumps are out of order.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 04:52 PM

Siphons gas out of a nearby car
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:15 PM

The fact that gas tastes like shit and nobody is willing to do it.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 05:57 PM

The fact that you are desperate to kill the zombie restarts your motivation to siphon the gas.
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:04 PM

car has no gas in it

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 08:52 PM

Finds another car with gas in it
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:19 PM

no other cars at the gas station

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:20 PM

Finds a fuel tanker full of premium gasoline
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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:22 PM

fuel tanker drives away before he can get to it

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:26 PM

Shoot the driver.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 09:54 PM

Bullet was an incediary round,and it went through the driver and into the gas tank,killing you and everyone at the gas station.

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 10:34 PM

mythbusters proved that bullets dont explode gas

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:42 PM

Samarai
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:00 AM

U.S. Army

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:43 AM

World peace.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 12:56 AM

he joins the lakers and punches somebdy in the face

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:11 AM

lol wat

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:14 AM

Let me get this back on track.

World peace.

Hitler.

Now continue.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:19 AM

you have never heard of meta world peace ? plays for the lakers ? he's a hot head always doing something stupid ... like punching somebody in the face .. lol ... his name used to be ron artest .. got into a huge fight in detroit when he played for the pacers ... the malice in the palace ???



but whatever ... how about stalin

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:00 AM

Nothing can kill Stalin besides death itself.



Puppies.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:05 AM

Mythbusters are found to be liars.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:07 AM

Lie detector found to be lying.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:38 AM

Batteries leaked acid inside it rendering it completely useless
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:53 AM

New lithium polymer batteries

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:23 AM

Jabba the Hut falls from the sky and crushes them all to a fine paste.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:49 AM

Jabba lands on a giant trampoline, saving the batteries.

Edited by PEfanboy, 09 February 2013 - 08:49 AM.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 11:14 AM

Trampoline can only take up to 500 pounds at a time and Jabba is over a ton.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 11:31 AM

he lands on sand

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 01:16 PM

He dries up from all the sand

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 02:59 PM

god brings water

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:39 PM

nothing defeats God

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:40 PM

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:44 PM

it's dull

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:47 PM

he sharpens it.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 03:57 PM

but cuts himself while sharpening

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 04:38 PM

Band-Aid

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 07:23 PM

Adhesive fails.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:23 PM

Super glue on band-aid.

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:47 PM

AIDS

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

Breakthrough cure for AIDS
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 11:00 PM

but causes the flu

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 12:05 AM

Lots and lots of Nyquil and Acetaminophen




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