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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:10 AM

NyQuil/Acetametophin shortage

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:17 AM

Take the sickness like a man.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:24 AM

You're a woman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:34 AM

sex change
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:49 AM

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:07 AM

Recorrection surgery

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:11 AM

Doctor is a cat

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:24 AM

Cat knows how to do doctor things.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:57 AM

A guy shoots a laser pointer into the operating room and distracts the cat.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:36 AM

the laser pointer's battery dies

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:50 AM

Duracell replaces it

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 12:40 PM

Cat gets mauled by an angry pack of feral pitbulls

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:05 PM

dog whisperer
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:07 PM

Gets mauled by the dog.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:08 PM

Liam Neeson /END THREAD

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:17 PM

Fine, new topic: Boobs.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:39 PM

babies

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:51 PM

contraceptives
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:51 PM

Abortion loving liberals

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:53 PM

Idiotic conservatives

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

Obama's taxes

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:55 PM

not giving a fck

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:03 PM

Giving a fuck pill

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:04 PM

Debt ceiling rising even higher

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:08 PM

lowering the roof

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:09 PM

Roof is so low you can't go back inside

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:38 PM

building a new one

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:46 PM

wrecking ball
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 06:53 PM

is a pillow

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:36 PM

The roof, the roof is on fiyahh
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:37 PM

firefighters put it out.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:38 PM

Me putting it out because I am a firefighter in training.




*cough* 11:55 *cough*

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

You run out of water

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

Kills the OP Posted Image

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:43 PM

thread dies and meaning all posts are invalid.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:45 PM

thread dies and meaning all posts are invalid.



Delorean Posted Image

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:47 PM

Delorean breaks down and being a discontinued car means that it's not serviceable.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:49 PM

80's mechanic fixes it

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:55 PM

Breaks down in the 80s because its a time machine so replacement parts are readily available.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:57 PM

Bad mustache job makes people kill themselves, car not fixed.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 08:06 PM

aliens colonize earth and fix car.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:16 PM

The Government takes the alien technology and lets nobody use it

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:33 PM

Both car and alien technology are stored in an underground base 3 miles below Earth's surface in which only 6 people have access to, the all need to go through state of the art clearances and there are 7 of them.


Each clearance opens a door made out of steel, aluminum and diamond that is 5 feet deep and the tunnel goes straight down through solid bedrock.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 10:18 PM

Alien lazors carve a hole straight down to the base.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 10:21 PM

Posted Image

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:59 PM

Rosetta stone to solve bad english

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 12:03 AM

there is no dialect translater

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 01:02 AM

Someone invents dialect translater

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:20 AM

But fails

Edited by Woodyballer29, 11 February 2013 - 08:20 AM.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:29 AM

They accidentally make a lightbulb that lasts for 100 years




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