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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:09 AM

But the lightbulb shatters.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:34 AM

Ray Lewis goes supersyan and defeats the aliens

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:41 AM

ray lewis blows out his triceps again and fails

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:28 PM

but makes sure to take enough roids that he no longer feels pain.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:31 PM

WHAT !!! ray lewis on ROIDS ??? thats WHACK... un american !!

he uses antler spray instead

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:35 PM

Dick Butkis kills everyone

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:48 PM

but has a heart attack before his master plan was under way

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:09 PM

Shit tons of asprin

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 09:43 PM

aspirin overdose.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:01 PM

He is dick Butkus man feels no pain

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:14 PM

Accidentally takes pills that makes him feel pain and dies from aspirin overdose then.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:22 PM

I save him

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:42 PM

But then you die of aspirin overdose.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 01:01 AM

but is resurected by a necromancer... good as new, sort of.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 10:15 AM

but turns into a zombie

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:25 AM

Shotgun, and lots of ammo
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:42 AM

the shotgun misfires and jams

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:51 AM

Throws shotgun
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:58 AM

misses

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:59 AM

It's a rare form of boomerang shotgun. It comes back around and doesn't miss.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:01 PM

But you have no experience with this boomerang shotgun and it hits you in the face.

Edited by Carolus Rex, 12 February 2013 - 12:02 PM.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 12:54 PM

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 01:16 PM

the chin strap breaks

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 01:25 PM

But is made out of Kevlar so it's indestructible

.I never know what to put in these things.


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 03:10 PM

helmat didn't include a chinstrap
RAWR?


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 04:16 PM

instead the boomerang is defective and misses the guy altogether

.I never know what to put in these things.


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 04:25 PM

and gets hit by a train
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:44 PM

But the train derails before it hits

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 06:36 PM

Train was carrying sulfuric acid and you all die

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 07:21 PM

Chemical resistant suits.
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Posted 12 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

Chemical resistant suits.


Hole in the suit

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:25 PM

holes in the suit grow back and close instantly

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:27 PM

Distracted by hot wings take off mask to eat them

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:13 AM

he gets massive indigestion

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 12:49 PM

Pepto bismol
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 01:48 PM

Gives him constipation

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 02:12 PM

gets an enema

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:22 PM

Medieval Chastity Belt.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:31 PM

Angle grinder.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 05:04 PM

no power
RAWR?


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Posted 13 February 2013 - 06:27 PM

Manual grinder

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 06:28 PM

Magma

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:51 PM

water

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:53 PM

Magnesium

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:57 PM

Humid day

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:05 PM

Move to less humid area.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:25 PM

still to humid.
RAWR?


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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:28 PM

Dehumidifier.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:31 PM

breaks

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:34 PM

mechanic comes and fixes it




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