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Posted 15 February 2013 - 08:35 AM

Nick Cage decides not to steal the Declaration of Independence therefore making him a background character

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:18 AM

Jut being in it ruins the movie

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 07:15 PM

Liam Neesen appears and saves movie.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 07:21 PM

The lens cap was still on the camera! The movie was still ruined!

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 07:34 PM

Lens cap was transparent

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 08:27 PM

It got spray painted with black paint

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 08:43 PM

Can of spay paint gets thrown in the oven

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 08:43 PM

Black paint is removed with paint remover

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 09:11 PM

Paint remover is actually primer

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:55 PM

Movie was never a movie in the first place but a broadway play.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:32 PM

Broadway play ruined by army of woodchippers

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:32 PM

Theater burns down Inglorious Bastards style.

Dammit, ninjas. A duffel bag full of monkey wrenches is thrown into each woodchipper.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 11:36 PM

indestructible blades.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:56 AM

the engine seizes up cuz somebody forgot to put oil in the ctankcase

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:00 AM

Oil

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:07 AM

Fire

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 02:18 PM

Water
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 03:07 PM

Water can't put out an oil fire.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 03:13 PM

It does now because i say so. B)

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 03:37 PM

You lose your magestical powers and now only have normal powers

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 03:55 PM

Fire fighters come and put out fire
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:00 PM

Lions eat the fire fighters
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:09 PM

Michelle Obama goes full on gigantor and kills the lions

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:54 PM

The lions get help from friggen sharks with friggen laser beams on their friggen heads and defeat Michelle Obama.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:56 PM

Clint Eastwood rolls up to the scene Gran Torino style and scares off the sharks.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 07:46 PM

The sharks have no fear

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:28 PM

chuck norris
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:29 PM

old age.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:32 PM

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:41 PM

Someone replaced it with tap water

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:53 PM

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 08:55 PM

A very long drought

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 09:41 PM

rain
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Posted 16 February 2013 - 09:52 PM

Drought

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:25 PM

Ummm... Tsunami. From the sky.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

Sky is none existent therefore it could not fall from it

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:51 PM

space vacuum kills humanity making argument invalid.

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 11:03 PM

Big hunk of quartz

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:14 AM

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:47 AM

No one could kill a kitten, they're too cute. New start, Scarlett Johannsson
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:51 AM

violent fans and paparazzi
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:13 AM

Bane

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:32 AM

The Goddamn Batman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:21 AM

Alternate universe where joker kills batman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:20 AM

Multiverse theory is proven wrong,thus no alternate universes

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:48 AM

Reasons prove it right

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:49 AM

The scientist dies before he can tell anyone

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 12:18 PM

Ozzie Osborne proves him wrong

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 02:02 PM

ozzy takes a trip on the crazy train and never returns

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:17 PM

The crazy train pulls a U turn

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