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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:31 PM

*gets derailed*

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:45 PM

Lands perfectly on a rail below

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

which leads to the ocean.

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:00 PM

Half train half submarine

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:07 PM

monkeys piloting the sub

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 06:09 PM

Smart monkeys

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:38 PM

Machine guns
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:53 PM

half submarine train is bulletproof.
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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:03 PM

Receive the wrong glass. It's just regular glass

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:29 PM

bullets have no gunpowder in them
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 01:17 AM

The train is not really a train but a unicorn. Ozzie osbourne is riding the crazy unicorn. you points are invalid.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 02:15 AM

You get ever your "shroom" high.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 03:25 AM

wrong mushrooms and you are killed.
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 06:16 AM

Cole from gears of wars comes in on the cole train with the antidote.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:46 AM

Commander Shepherd rolls up in the Normandy kills Cole and sodomizes his mother.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 01:54 PM

Commander Shepherd is killed by terminator before delivering the antidote.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 02:00 PM

That terminatior gets blown to pieces then burn in a plasma torch chamber and the Paramedics revive Commander Shepherd.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 03:48 PM

Paramedics accidentally cut Commander Sherpherd's head off.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 04:26 PM

He is an alien like the one in men in black 2 and grows his head back

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:50 PM

He gets blown up from the inside

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 07:59 PM

Faulty grenade
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Posted 18 February 2013 - 08:36 PM

Solid Snake

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 09:53 PM

Solid snake turns to liquid.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 10:13 PM

absolute zero

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:10 PM

Absolute zero proves to be too cold and Solid Snake is killed.

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Posted 18 February 2013 - 11:31 PM

i have two more quarters

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 12:12 AM

50 cent sues you for copyright infringement

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:22 AM

Hot-shot lawyer overturns the ruling in Morgan's favor
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 08:46 AM

Wrong

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:06 AM

It's right.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 10:32 AM

Why not both?

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:00 AM

Paradox

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 11:00 AM

Because fuck you. That's why.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 02:13 PM

Giant lawn mower chops up all who are arguing
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 02:16 PM

Accidentally hits a creeper an explodes
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 02:24 PM

but the creeper is ok

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 02:39 PM

Because it's only a wooden lawnmower it takes 5 hits to kill a creeper.

Edited by Carolus Rex, 19 February 2013 - 02:39 PM.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:19 PM

The blades are spinning fast so the creeper explodes instantly
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:30 PM

Lawnmower has super low torque and the blades stop after first hit.
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 03:59 PM

Creeper I made of exploding jello and the blades still cut him

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:30 PM

the lawnmower jams and they dont spin.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:34 PM

Lawn mower has anti jam

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:38 PM

Lawn mower was manufactured by dye, anti jam doesn't work.

Edited by Panda's Revenge, 19 February 2013 - 05:39 PM.


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Posted 19 February 2013 - 05:41 PM

Lawn mower was manufactured by dye, anti jam doesn't work.

Lol this had me laughing so damn hard. I have nothing to say to that. You win lol

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 06:31 PM

Lawn mower was manufactured by dye, anti jam doesn't work.

Lawnmower is actually made by Empire, antijam works.

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:06 PM

No gasoline

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:07 PM

electric powered
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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:12 PM

Electricity is never invented

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:13 PM

It wasn't invented it was discovered

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 07:33 PM

ben franklin was shot before he flew his kite in the storm.

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