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Posted 06 March 2013 - 06:21 PM

Homophobic rhino

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:24 PM

Large,flying manta ray comes out of the sky and zaps the rhino to death

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:35 PM

It dies.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:37 PM

Magical pony serum that resurrects dead manta rays

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:38 PM

Magical pony serum turns out to be horse semen therefore being ineffective and the Chinese company that is creating the fake pony serum gets shut down causing global widespread chinese economic despair.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:23 PM

It was April fools day.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:31 PM

It was April fools day.


You leaked that it was actually the day after April fools day.
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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:52 PM

The cake was a lie

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:09 PM

Portal was never developed as a game,devalidating the reference

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:21 PM

In alternate universe a portal was opened to this universe, then the game was developed, validating the reference.
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Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:35 PM

The alternate universe's Portal is actually a half-assed Call of Duty knock-off, so nobody cares about it.

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Posted 10 March 2013 - 08:46 PM

Go back in time to the release of Call of Duty 4 when everyone was batshit crazy for COD

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:22 PM

Go back even farther in time to pong
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Posted 11 March 2013 - 03:52 PM

Go back to 1962 to Spacewar!

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 04:31 PM

You accidentally kill your father,so a paradox occurs

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 04:43 PM

You accidentally kill your father,so a paradox occurs


But my father was born in 1963, so suck it!

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:19 PM

Fine then,it kills your grandmother.

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:38 PM

terminator kills you

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:52 PM

Emp grenade from black ops 2 kills terminator

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 12:58 AM

Black Ops 2 never gets made.

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 03:32 AM

Nerds somehow reproduce instead, leading to a new generation of smart people.
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:08 AM

Solve world hunger and the budget problem. World gets overpopulated.

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:50 AM

but they cant solve world peace ... the world gets nuked by old school bullies ... fades away into cosmic dust

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:10 AM

Cosmic dust suddenly forms a new earth

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 09:49 AM

aliens visit, create a new species, name them adam and eve

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:07 PM

Eve can't have kids to populate the planet.
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:09 PM

They reproduce asexually.

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 01:43 PM

Cookie returns from the dead and shits all over them

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 02:29 PM

Alien babies are covered in a hydrophobic substance and shit bounces off.
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 03:48 PM

Cookies shit is bounced off into the sun and destroys it.

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 05:44 PM

Human torch burns the poop before it reaches the sun
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 05:56 PM

No poop destroys human torch

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 07:07 PM

Must have a reason, your argument is invalid. New start: Age of Mythology
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Posted 12 March 2013 - 08:44 PM

Nobody believes it's true anymore.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 05:52 AM

Cooky shits on it because of its irreverence.

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 05:58 AM

Cookie gets very constapated so he can never shit on anything ever again

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 07:26 AM

Cookie explodes covering the world in his shit

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 11:11 AM

The UN makes flying anti-shit cleaner cyborgs fly through the air cleaning up all the cookie's shit

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:30 PM

They have an electrical short
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Posted 14 March 2013 - 06:44 PM

Electrition on board fixes it.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 08:29 PM

Electrician does not have the parts available to fix it.

I never get wipers, blood is hard to wipe off.


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Posted 14 March 2013 - 09:43 PM

The parts fall from the sky as if a unicorn shat them out.

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Posted 14 March 2013 - 10:12 PM

The sky jammed not all the parts fell.
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Posted 15 March 2013 - 12:21 AM

skynet becomes self aware and opens up the heavens to rain the needed parts back down

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Posted 15 March 2013 - 11:20 PM

Leonidas comes with 300 Spartans and blocks the sky Thermopylae style.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 10:35 AM

the sky is too vast to be blocked by such mere mortals ... they fail

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 05:02 PM

We remember that it was the Persians who blocked they sky, not the Spartains, and their army is hella big, so they can do it.

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 09:10 PM

A whole bunch of blow up dolls about 10 miles away to distract the soldiers,(I think I have a problem)

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 09:47 PM

it rains very small needle's and pop's all the blowup dolls

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Posted 16 March 2013 - 10:08 PM

blowup dolls are made to resist needle dicks, so they dont pop.
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