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Posted 16 March 2013 - 10:20 PM

They were filled with helium, so they float away.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:01 AM

helium is actually heavier than air and scientists just dont want you to know
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:24 AM

the scientists lied

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 02:24 AM

exactly :dodgy:
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 07:00 AM

Precisely :dodgy:

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:56 AM

indeed

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:56 AM

Blow up dolls are made if sandpaper. Army finds them and is infuriated.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:12 AM

but army grunts are horny bastards, so they just put a little hair on it and now they're fine with it

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:33 AM

Blow up dolls are sodomized by magic Johnson. Whole army gets HIV and dies!

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:35 AM

magic johson suffers from erectile dysfunction and can't get it up

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:50 AM

Magic Johnson called life alert

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 10:40 AM

HAHAHA ... life alert shows up and saves his erection, but he dies from lack of blood flow to the rest of his body

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:03 AM

Life alert is actually a castration company.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:18 AM

HIV is spread through blood. Magic Johnson explodes from the pain infecting all the dolls.

Edited by bigx, 17 March 2013 - 11:25 AM.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:34 AM

magic johnson died two posts ago of complications from erectile dysfunction .. the dolls come to life and incinerate his body

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:40 AM

A whole ocean of water puts out the fire and drowns the dolls

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:46 AM

the "blow up - inflatable" dolls float .. and as a bonus, they are brainless, which means they are also zombie proof

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 12:30 PM

Blow up dolls inherit the earth.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:06 PM

invaded by spikey aliens and destroys all the blow up dolls.
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:12 PM

Black hole that is racist towards all aliens.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 01:21 PM

Double standards say anything black can't be racist.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 08:53 PM

Triple standards reverse it back to normal standards.

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Posted 17 March 2013 - 11:05 PM

Blow up dolls inherit the earth.

LMFAO !!!! I might have to sig that !!


Triple standards reverse it back to normal standards.


everyone forgets what the heck the normal standard is

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 12:40 AM

Along with that memory,all other memories are lost,causing mass confusion

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:04 AM

all previous memories were stored in a database that was linked directly to peoples brains

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 06:20 AM

Inception. All of this was a dream, everyone wakes up and resumes their normal lives.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 12:32 PM

they live like this for years. BUT IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE IN ANOTHER DREAM


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Posted 18 March 2013 - 02:59 PM

Woken up into the matrix

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 04:53 PM

Nobody ever sleeps,so they never wake up

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:53 PM

after being up for to long they begin seeing unicorns and dragons
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:07 PM

Both unicorns and dragons turn out to be real,discrediting the hallucinations.

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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:56 PM

news report turns out to have been faked to get higher ratings for the network

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 06:04 AM

Television is canceled all together

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 10:46 AM

We listen to radio broadcasts instead.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 09:36 PM

The radio towers are shot down by flying space dildos.

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Posted 19 March 2013 - 11:58 PM

the giant flying space dildos become super excited and they explode

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 05:25 AM

Nick Cage tithe rescue

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Posted 20 March 2013 - 09:07 PM

Several large globules of anti-rad foam that just so happens to put fires out

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:46 AM

the rad foam is actually gasoline foam :huh:
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:05 PM

the rad foam is actually gasoline foam :huh:

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 12:46 PM

Islamic extremists swear jihad against the Infidels they are successful

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 02:36 PM

But Nick Cahe defends the trinity church and wins.
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:10 PM

All extremists have suicide vests which explode upon death. Church destroyed

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:12 PM

Church is made of unobtanium so it keeps standing.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:23 PM

but the floor caves in.

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 08:51 PM

Magical butterflies hold up the floor so it doesn't fall down

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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:01 PM

a fat guy jumps on the floor and kills all magical butterfly's
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Posted 21 March 2013 - 10:13 PM

The floor only falls through where he jumped and be falls to his death down a bottomless pit. The rest stayed up and the hole was easily repaired.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 12:47 AM

religion was never conceived so previous posts are invalid
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