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Posted 22 March 2013 - 10:06 AM

life was never conceived so we are invalid

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 10:32 AM

But that also makes the previous statment false and the space time countinuum collapses.

Edited by Carolus Rex, 22 March 2013 - 10:32 AM.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 10:33 AM

all that is left is void, not even the light, or the darkness

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:23 AM

God recreates the universe
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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:52 AM

the universe rebels and eats god

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:34 AM

god destroys that universe and creates one that wont eat him
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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:40 AM

darth vader happens, destroys god and rules the new universe

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 10:41 AM

The other gods get jealous and beat the crap out of god in an alley, requiring him to be in a full body cast.

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 12:24 PM

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 01:07 PM

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 01:16 PM

Leonard Nemoy crosses over from another universe and traps them all in amber, making him god now.

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 01:32 PM

Vasili Zietzev descends from heaven Rifle in hand to start dishing out divine head shots.

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 07:33 PM

Bunker

all my legos are stored at my parents hose... so that wont be happening....

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 07:38 PM

Zietzev Calls in Air Suppourt by ked is gone

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 08:20 PM

interplanetary invasion of little green men wipe out the air support

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 08:47 PM

Konstantine Fedrov Bunkers the aliens with an AK-47

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 10:03 PM

Ak jams. Aliens proceed to bunker u with poisones potatoes

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 10:42 PM

Clears the jam and then spins on the alien, killing it.
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Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:31 AM

the aliens life force is in its blood, and as it blood splstters on the ground, each drop becomes a new spawn of hell, each worse than the other

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 11:17 AM

Water washes all the blood away.
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Posted 29 March 2013 - 01:49 PM

Blood is sensed by Sharktopus.

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Sharktopus attacks Fedrov, killing him.

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fuck yolo
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Posted 29 March 2013 - 03:30 PM

Sharktopus stays out of water too long and shriveled up to the size of a hermit crab.
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Posted 29 March 2013 - 04:37 PM

Radiation causes sharktopus to grow to supersize!

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 05:55 PM

sharktopus dies of radiation

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 06:11 PM

Zombie Sharktopus

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 04:52 AM

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 08:07 AM

Thank you for your message very, but I like straight leg jeans that would reflect our stature, straight leg jeans are classic and simple tailoring, you can take full advantage of the cheap women true religion jeans, make them pleasant selectiona broader vertical lines of the thighs and buttocks. These cheap true religion jeans for short women is the most sensible choice, because they give the illusion of extra height.

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hahaha... a plus size monster chick comes along and kicks short chicks ass ... in her "cheap women true religion jeans" that make her thighs and buttocks look taller

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 09:39 AM

Spambot wai.

Hulk falls in love with monster chick, Hulk turns out to be Tommy Wiseau and beats chick. Denies any abusive tendencies, and tells her she's "tearing him apart"

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 11:03 AM

spambot returns and destroys hulk and his monster chick

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 11:23 AM

Mod bans spambot

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 12:59 PM

More spambots come. They always keep coming.








That's what she said.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 01:02 PM

That wasn't what she said.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 01:04 PM

But it was:

"That's what"
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Edited by Carolus Rex, 02 April 2013 - 01:05 PM.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 01:15 PM

You are not a king, I am the only king here.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 01:18 PM

The king is overthrown and a democracy is established.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 01:48 PM

A dictator takes control of the democracy and returns it to a monarchy.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 02:07 PM

The dictator turns out to be me and thus I am king.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 03:39 PM

You get Qudaffied

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 04:53 PM

Idiocracy takes over.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 05:34 PM

Wiped out by lack of intelligence.

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Posted 02 April 2013 - 06:25 PM

Microsoft geniuses
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Posted 02 April 2013 - 07:29 PM

Steve jobs is resurrected

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 02:06 AM

but gets infected and becomes a microsoft spambot

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 09:28 AM

Duct tape!

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 09:43 AM

mere duct tape is no match for the steve job-bot

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 02:23 PM

Mac software attacks its own creator and blocks him
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Posted 03 April 2013 - 02:27 PM

Mac Hackers replace mac with ubuntu OS

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 04:12 PM

But they realise that the game support and comptabillity for ubuntu is bad and they switch to Windows.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 12:53 PM

Java Hack...
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Posted 04 April 2013 - 08:42 PM

java disabled / turned off




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