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#1 TacticlTwinkie

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:33 PM

I fucking love my couch. It's in the perfect spot, with a great view outside, no glare on the tv ever, and it's fucking comfortable. So I'm laying on my couch watching tv, soaking up my last few days of winter break, and the home owners association of the string of condos I live in decided it would be a good idea to trim all the trees down to nothing. Normally I wouldn't give a fuck about this. The view isn't as pretty, but they grow back. No big deal, right? Fucking wrong. They touched the big tree in my back yard that blocks the sun from a high window in the morning and another high window in the afternoon. The sun shines uninterrupted onto my beloved couch at all when i tend to use it most. I can't use at all right now. My eyes are getting burned out of my skull from the fires of our sun. It's some god damn bullshit.

All the trees here are evergreens. They don't drop their leaves, so I can't figure out why the flying fuck they would cut the trees back to far. I mean they look like they lost all their leaves and that shit fell off. It's just wood, no green. It's fucking horrific. Trimming them back a little to keep things pretty is fine. But this bullshit is too much. My ass will not be happy for some time to come, since I will have grey hair when these trees are as full as they were just a few days ago.

Edited by TacticlTwinkie, 29 January 2013 - 01:35 PM.


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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:36 PM

That's HOAs for ya.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:46 PM

look through your HOA's agreement... they may not have been able to cut trees on yoru property... inthe neighborhood i grew up in the covenant every home owner had to sign had appearance standards for lawns, gardens, and owner planted trees... but it specifically said that no home owner can have trees cut on another home owners property without permission from said home owner...


also, if you cut back evergreens too far they die... they are slow growing trees as it is because of the lack of surface area their leaves have, they dont process sunlight as efficiently as a regular trees do... but, they retain water much better... you could always have someone come look at your trees, if they are cut back to far, then your HOA killed them, and they then need to buy you new trees...
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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:51 PM

Well it's not really in my back yard. It's just outside of the fence on property that's fair game for them. The branches hung over the fence over my property, but I had no issues with it. I thought it made some great shade.

Edited by TacticlTwinkie, 29 January 2013 - 01:55 PM.


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:08 AM

Curtains.

Bam, where's my Nobel Prize?

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:20 AM

Curtains.

Bam, where's my Nobel Prize?


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:27 PM

Get auto darkening windows!
Bam! Canz I haze Nobel Prize?

all my legos are stored at my parents hose... so that wont be happening....

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 07:30 PM

Guess it's time to buy a new house.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 09:27 PM

Eat nothing but Chilly for a week. store all your shit in a bucket and leave piles of said shit on their doorstep. Or strategically place some form of blockage in front of your window?

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