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#1 Lime

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:21 AM

What the fuck, all the new rants on here suck.

I need entertainment people, I am a goddamn human being.

If I don't get some good laughs about the troubles of others soon I'm going to have to burn houses down.

Starting with the ones on boardwalk.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:35 AM

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:36 AM

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:49 AM

This rant is bad and you should feel bad.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:52 AM

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:49 AM

well i have noticed their haven't been to many about girls, or hysterical ones about parents for awhile.

keep your chin up lime, there will be a 15 year old that slips soon. :)

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 03:13 AM

Most rants in general suck.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 03:23 AM

I'm a little bit cold. I hate my life.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 12:41 PM

Well today I couldnt find my Starbucks gift card, so now I can't bring Britney for a date and then she'll hat e me forever and and she'll date Brad and I'll be lonely and then when I leave high school I'll cry and always think about her and and and and and... then they'll get married because she thinks hes the one but its really me but she doesnt know it, and then theyll make sweet secks and.......I hate my life.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 12:54 PM

We can has more Wolfwood?

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:04 PM

I could always rant about my bestfriend and our strictly Platonic relationship. Plus how she is so comfortable around me that she walks around in the nude and I have seen her naked more times then her last three boyfriends combined.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:34 PM

We need more naked adopted super models.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:45 PM

What the fuck, all the new rants on here suck.

I need entertainment people, I am a goddamn human being.

If I don't get some good laughs about the troubles of others soon I'm going to have to burn houses down.

Starting with the ones on boardwalk.

You miss-spelled BOREDwalk

all my legos are stored at my parents hose... so that wont be happening....

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 04:04 PM

How come every fucking rant seems to have every fucking sentence in a new fucking paragraph? What the actual fuck is up with that? Fuck that fucking shit.

Edited by Nobben #44, 10 February 2013 - 04:06 PM.


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 04:08 PM

How come every fucking rant seems to have every fucking sentence in a new fucking paragraph? What the actual fuck is up with that? Fuck that fucking shit.

You should make a rant thread. Posted Image

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:05 PM

I don't really like my neighbors...

How come every fucking rant seems to have every fucking sentence in a new fucking paragraph?

What the actual fuck is up with that?

Fuck that fucking shit.


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#17 Nobben #44

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:21 PM

I don't really like my neighbors...


How come every fucking rant seems to have every fucking sentence in a new fucking paragraph?

What the actual fuck is up with that?

Fuck that fucking shit.


FTFY


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:21 PM

Okay, wait, what?

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:23 PM

Go away

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 07:30 PM

Yeah Wolfwood. No one likes you.
Now go make a rant about it for our entertainment.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 11:29 PM

Silly Mortals, you know not of what you trifle with.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 12:26 AM

We need more naked adopted super models.


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 12:28 AM


We need more naked adopted super models.


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Posted 11 February 2013 - 10:48 AM

We need more naked adopted super models.

You know what? I'm okay with this.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 02:42 PM

In case anyone is wondering this is what I'm referencing. So much nostalgia in that thread... Posted Image

Edit: And dont go looking for part 2, pretty sure it was deleted.

Edited by Steephill, 11 February 2013 - 02:43 PM.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:31 PM



We need more naked adopted super models.



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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:05 PM

Successful thread is successful.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:14 AM

In case anyone is wondering -snip- So much nostalgia in that thread... Posted Image

Edit: And dont go looking for part 2, pretty sure it was deleted.


Why would you do that? Now all the new "cool-kids" will know about it. :o

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 10:15 AM


In case anyone is wondering -snip- So much nostalgia in that thread... Posted Image

Edit: And dont go looking for part 2, pretty sure it was deleted.


Why would you do that? Now all the new "cool-kids" will know about it. :o


Time to make a new OG club to keep everyone separated, and keep the new ones in their place Posted Image

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 04:53 PM



In case anyone is wondering -snip- So much nostalgia in that thread... Posted Image

Edit: And dont go looking for part 2, pretty sure it was deleted.


Why would you do that? Now all the new "cool-kids" will know about it. :o


Time to make a new OG club to keep everyone separated, and keep the new ones in their place Posted Image


I'm in for it! :tup:

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:01 PM

Yeah lets do it. Ive been here a while, just recently started posting a ton.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:31 PM

Yeah lets do it. Ive been here a while, just recently started posting a ton.

November 21st 2012 is most certainly not "OG", nor is it "a while" sorry to kill your hopes, but I don't think I would be considered "OG"

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 05:49 PM

Yeah lets do it. Ive been here a while, just recently started posting a ton.


Sorry brah, to be OG you have to be one of the guys who actually was here posting/reading these threads when they came out. And most likely that's only a selected few, since there was a huge cleanse up in 2010. ;)
If an OG club would be created, it would be some place where us "more experienced" members would come together and talk shit. :D
But knowing this forum, people who won't get accepted(not necessarily talking about you) will get butthurt and start flaming. So I'm not sure a club will even be allowed.
(TCCCC and the Agglightened ones are a couple examples of this.)

So Steephill, I would ask a mod about this before making a thread, then making the thread invite ONLY so there's no confusion. :tup:

Edited by Nobben #44, 12 February 2013 - 05:49 PM.


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Posted 12 February 2013 - 06:00 PM


Yeah lets do it. Ive been here a while, just recently started posting a ton.


Sorry brah, to be OG you have to be one of the guys who actually was here posting/reading these threads when they came out. And most likely that's only a selected few, since there was a huge cleanse up in 2010. ;)
If an OG club would be created, it would be some place where us "more experienced" members would come together and talk shit. :D
But knowing this forum, people who won't get accepted(not necessarily talking about you) will get butthurt and start flaming. So I'm not sure a club will even be allowed.
(TCCCC and the Agglightened ones are a couple examples of this.)

So Steephill, I would ask a mod about this before making a thread, then making the thread invite ONLY so there's no confusion. :tup:


Yeah I was browsing through the older clubs and thinking about it... so many banned members in those Posted Image I'll PM a mod and see, and for sure if anything starts going down I'll get it closed.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 06:39 PM

Send me a message if you need something. :tup:

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

Yeah lets do it. Ive been here a while, just recently started posting a ton.

Hardly. I don't even consider myself "OG".

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:48 PM

I know, but I wanna be in it regardless.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 02:46 AM

Well, you're not gonna, end of story.
Now be a good sport and eat this cookie:
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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:05 AM


Yeah lets do it. Ive been here a while, just recently started posting a ton.


Sorry brah, to be OG you have to be one of the guys who actually was here posting/reading these threads when they came out. And most likely that's only a selected few, since there was a huge cleanse up in 2010. ;)
If an OG club would be created, it would be some place where us "more experienced" members would come together and talk shit. :D
But knowing this forum, people who won't get accepted(not necessarily talking about you) will get butthurt and start flaming. So I'm not sure a club will even be allowed.
(TCCCC and the Agglightened ones are a couple examples of this.)

So Steephill, I would ask a mod about this before making a thread, then making the thread invite ONLY so there's no confusion. :tup:


Y halo thar, '09 sir. Mayhaps you should speak to someone who has been here since the beginning, I wonder where o' where that person would be.

Hmmmmmmm? Whimsical.

Edited by Wolfwood, 14 February 2013 - 06:06 AM.


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:29 AM

Y halo thar, '09 sir. Mayhaps you should speak to someone who has been here since the beginning, I wonder where o' where that person would be.

Hmmmmmmm? Whimsical.

Hmm, my good gentleman. Perhaps I will speak to a certain sir that has been here since the beginning.
Oh, yes, that'd be you. I will send a dove once the preperations are in order.

Another thing, good sir. My original user, whom I stopped using once I changed my callsign was created in December 2008.

Edited by Nobben #44, 14 February 2013 - 06:32 AM.


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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:19 PM



Yeah lets do it. Ive been here a while, just recently started posting a ton.


Sorry brah, to be OG you have to be one of the guys who actually was here posting/reading these threads when they came out. And most likely that's only a selected few, since there was a huge cleanse up in 2010. ;)
If an OG club would be created, it would be some place where us "more experienced" members would come together and talk shit. :D
But knowing this forum, people who won't get accepted(not necessarily talking about you) will get butthurt and start flaming. So I'm not sure a club will even be allowed.
(TCCCC and the Agglightened ones are a couple examples of this.)

So Steephill, I would ask a mod about this before making a thread, then making the thread invite ONLY so there's no confusion. :tup:


Y halo thar, '09 sir. Mayhaps you should speak to someone who has been here since the beginning, I wonder where o' where that person would be.

Hmmmmmmm? Whimsical.


You're happy to make the club if you want, Andrew still hasnt replied to my PM yet.


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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:11 AM


Y halo thar, '09 sir. Mayhaps you should speak to someone who has been here since the beginning, I wonder where o' where that person would be.

Hmmmmmmm? Whimsical.

Hmm, my good gentleman. Perhaps I will speak to a certain sir that has been here since the beginning.
Oh, yes, that'd be you. I will send a dove once the preperations are in order.

Another thing, good sir. My original user, whom I stopped using once I changed my callsign was created in December 2008.


Hm, but of course, sir, if your tale is indeed truthful, then I must point out the October comes before December, unless of course that has changed, but I'm frightfully certain it has not.

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:55 AM

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 10:35 AM



Y halo thar, '09 sir. Mayhaps you should speak to someone who has been here since the beginning, I wonder where o' where that person would be.

Hmmmmmmm? Whimsical.

Hmm, my good gentleman. Perhaps I will speak to a certain sir that has been here since the beginning.
Oh, yes, that'd be you. I will send a dove once the preperations are in order.

Another thing, good sir. My original user, whom I stopped using once I changed my callsign was created in December 2008.


Hm, but of course, sir, if your tale is indeed truthful, then I must point out the October comes before December, unless of course that has changed, but I'm frightfully certain it has not.

Myah...MyahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Must I refer to my post count as a badge of my active shenanigans over the years?

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 06:05 AM




Y halo thar, '09 sir. Mayhaps you should speak to someone who has been here since the beginning, I wonder where o' where that person would be.

Hmmmmmmm? Whimsical.

Hmm, my good gentleman. Perhaps I will speak to a certain sir that has been here since the beginning.
Oh, yes, that'd be you. I will send a dove once the preperations are in order.

Another thing, good sir. My original user, whom I stopped using once I changed my callsign was created in December 2008.


Hm, but of course, sir, if your tale is indeed truthful, then I must point out the October comes before December, unless of course that has changed, but I'm frightfully certain it has not.

Myah...MyahahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


Must I refer to my post count as a badge of my active shenanigans over the years?


But you see, that I could just raise my post count, but you can never lower your join date.

Therefore, Point: Wolfwood.

I think I'll go bask in the glory of my amazing amazement.




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